All I Want For Christmas Is… Parajet SkyCar – No, I Mean, BackJoy
I had a mystery that required solving (as all mysteries do) about a week ago. The situation was this:
I had awakened in the middle of the night to witness an infomercial for a product that you sat on, and it was supposed to help your spine align properly. I had no more to go on than that… well… that, and the website site that sounded something like BooYah.com.
I asked everyone around the office. I Googled as fervently as I could. I could not find anything about this thing you sit on for spine support.
That was until I stumbled upon the word “orthotic.” And indeed, the product was like a shoe insert. Very soon after I found it… BackJoy.
My co-workers had me thinking I dreamed it, when it was truly a reality. No longer would I be uncomfortable sitting on stools without backs at the bars – I could have BackJoy! And that’s when it hit me. I’d have to carry this thing around with me, wherever I went, because I’m sure my back would get used to it.
So then I settled upon wanting this. It was love at first glance:
Parajet SkyCar – the flying auto! A reality actually spawned in my dreams! Oh, the places– wait, what’s that? It glides? With a parachute?
Just give me the BackJoy. And make sure it comes with a carrying case…