I recently got rooked into Facebook by way of a Gmail link-up, and I have to be honest… it’s kind of dumb. As I look at everybody making statements and people commenting on them and liking them… it’s kind of dumb. I might be biting the hand that feeds, though, especially now since I’m on the CIA’s grid.
Via the awesome and layered Onion News Network:
It takes a lot to be a newscaster. Unless you’re appealing. Then it’s easy.
Of course I’m being sarcastic. (Or am I being sarcastic by saying I’m being sarcastic?)
Regardless, here are A Handful Of newscasters that fared well in the looks department. Call ’em appealing, call ’em attractive, call ’em hot… just don’t call ’em entitled.
First captured my attention: TV on main floor of workplace
I have to admit – I still haven’t heard Ms. Burnett in action, but she’s on the LCD monitor in our lobby everyday. One day, I’ll hear her voice. I hope she doesn’t sound like Miley Cyrus… (Burn!)
First captured my attention: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
She’s probably as stuck up as they come, but I can’t help my schoolboy crush on Ms. Kelly. I’m pretty sure Jon Stewart feels the same…
First captured my attention: ???
I know she’s been in the biz for a while, but one day I just realized Ms. Curry is attractive. Either she has always been and I’ve been too busy to notice… or I had a dirty dream about her that I don’t remember.
First captured my attention: saving the world on Onion News Network
You might not know her name, or her face, or her fake news show, but Ms. Alvarez (in reality, Suzanne Sena) is a presence unmatched by most real or fake newscasters. She’s like the eye of a storm… that she caused.
First captured my attention: ABC's The Mole
I am only human.