This one was a doozy. It started with Jerry Mathers having his own talk show, named after the remake/update of his old show. Problems were occurring on set between him and the crew, so they replaced him with Willie Aames.
Insert: Buddy... is in charge now bitch!
Things weren’t going that well for him once he took over either. He had all kinds of demands and rage fits (in retrospect, I’m beginning to think the crew was the problem).
How they decided to sabotage Willie was to have Subway sponsor a fund raiser he was hosting at a cancer center. The catch: Subway canned their $5 Foot Long campaign for a new one…
There Willie Aames is... get him!
Seriously… this was my dream.
INGREDIENTS: Peanut butter on a bagel, way too much blog reading
Take a step into the barley and hops time machine with, while I recount my early crushes… in poem – I mean, rap:
Trini Alvarado in Altman’s “Rich Kids”/
Young Madison in “Splash” when they were just kids/
Princess Leia ridin’ on Jabba’s dirt skiff/
New Leave It to Beaver’s niece, Kaleena Kiff/
Got a little older with Mathilda May/
F-ed up in the head, crushin’ on Lady Jaye/
Jami Gertz was sure one hot Solarbaby/
Kim Cattrall was a doll from Egypt, baby/
Babysit with that babe, Elisabeth Shue/
Debbie Gibson brought love from outta the blue/
Amanda Peterson learned that love is free/
Brooke Theiss… Jamie Luner… how ’bout just us three/
Amy Dolenz is da bomb outta control/
…Still a little f-ed up for diggin’ Ariel…
(I tried to find pictures of them all, but I decided Google image searching kids might not be a smart idea.)