InASense, Lost… Pillows Reach New Lows
Um…
That’s all I could say after bearing witness to this product:

Gotta hand it to the inventor. Ha!
The Hug Me Pillow may be a sad find that sort of destroys my insides. But this may be sadder:

I kneed this. Ha again!
What has happened to the people that purchase these items? Some ideas:
- They’re so used to being with somebody, and they’re currently going through a rough patch.
- They’re so lonely that anything will do.
- They can’t find anybody because their fond of sleeping with these kinds of pillows. So win-win.
- They’re… um…

We need to introduce these two. But they can't sleep at the same time (competing styles, you see). They'd be like Ladyhawke!
I guess there could be worse pillows out there…

Oh, there's still worse...