Happy Find
Happy Find… “It’s Like A Toy You Can Eat!”
I’ve already placed my orders for everyone’s birthday and Christmas presents! Sorry I couldn’t keep it a surprise!
I’m glad the Happy Hot Dog Man can be made out of any kind of hot dog, and that I can get them in both red and yellow!
I can’t contain my excitement any longer! I must dance like the Happy Hot Dog Man!
Happy Find… Forget About Planking! Here’s Cone-ing!
If you’re unaware of the concept planking, here’s a British puff piece on the craze:
Here’s a much more interesting (and humorous) alternate… cone-ing:
Happy (Sad) Finds… Maybe Memorial Day Weekend Got To Me
These songs are life affirming even though they might come across quite the opposite. One of them causes me great concern, though… am I about to turn country fan?
The first video, David Crowder Band’s SMS (Shine) was sent to me by my sister quite awhile ago, and I’ve finally opted to watch it. This was her actual pitch:
it’s a christian rock band, but the animation is cool
…now you understand my initial hesitation. But it’s definitely worth checking out…
Now if I had followed her advice earlier, I might not have felt as effected as I did this day, because I just heard this (apparently old) song on the radio, and it too captivated me:
I guess The Band Perry’s If I Die Young found new life (so to speak) when Lauren Alaina performed it on American Idol, and I might be glad about that.
Happy Find… Damn You, Auto Correct, I’ve Found Something Better!
I was planning on writing about Damn You, Auto Correct! but everyone has probably already seen the site. If you haven’t, you can click on the link.
Instead, my true Happy Find is a Norm Macdonald find – his nephew*, Kyle.
A sample of his interviewing skills, as viewed on Sports Show:
But even better than that, though, is his Good Neighbor Stuff:
I don’t know what it is above using first initials of last names that makes me laugh so hard… It’s probably that I wish we still did that as adults.
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Happy Find… Talking Animals
You’ve probably seen this already, but I still think it’s well-done… like a steak, covered in bacon, and cheese sauce… that I gave to the neighbor’s dog!
The other stuff by Talking Animals (Klaatu42) is hit or miss:
HIT:
HIT:
MISS:
Happy Find… Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes
It’s been awhile since there’s been a good new Tumblr account. The latest Happy Find is
Some samples:
"There is another Jedeye..."
Eye don't know what Brad Pitt ever saw in Angelina Joleye.
"No, I'm not pregnant with Jedeyes," said Nataleye Portman.
Eye’m done. Eye promise…
UnHappy Find… F—ing Stupidest Calendar Ever
I don’t know if it was because hunger lead to my grumpiness, or the P.O.S. computer I was working on was a P.O.S., but upon staring at this fucking calendar* I became furious at its moronic attempt at “humor.”
For your consideration – the month of April, courtesy of the Fucking Stupidest Calendar Ever:
This makes me want to commit murder.
For those of you unfamiliar with Murphy’s Law, it means:
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Ironically. this calendar follows that adage to a T. And that “T” equals “Terrible.”
TOTALLY FUCKING TERRIBLE!
Let’s break this master P.O.S. down. Someone took the time not only to write this advice:
Always go over the blueprints with the plumber before starting a building project.
They also compounded the comedy by drawing a nonsensical picture of a man getting hosed by NOT ONE BUT TWO extremely misplaced pipes that are jutting out of a busted up wall.
HE SHOULD BE FIXING THE BUSTED UP WALL!
AND THEN (!) throw in the stupid little dude in the corner, whom I presume to be the eponymous Murphy, stating:
I should have worn a wet suit.
WHO THE FUCK WEARS A WET SUIT WHEN DOING CONSTRUCTION!
It was a very strange feeling I had, staring at this work of garbage push-pinned to the wall. The level of upset I attained makes me consider psychiatric help.
If you’re interested in ordering this calendar, go here, but know that we can no longer be friends. If you do go there to check out the other months, you are a certifiable masochist. And you can leave me your email address in the comments.
Sigh. I’m going to go to the bathroom to get some fresh air.
*Enjoy how I used “P.O.S.” instead of “Piece of Shit” but I still said “fucking?” This is what that Murphy’s Law calendar has reduced me to…
Happy Find… The Truth About Facebook
I recently got rooked into Facebook by way of a Gmail link-up, and I have to be honest… it’s kind of dumb. As I look at everybody making statements and people commenting on them and liking them… it’s kind of dumb. I might be biting the hand that feeds, though, especially now since I’m on the CIA’s grid.
Via the awesome and layered Onion News Network:
Happy Re-Find… Batman & Robin Shortened To The “Best” Parts
I saw this film once before, long ago, and ever since, I’ve been trying to forget it.
I saw this video a while back, and it trudged up all kinds of awful memories, so I repressed it.
I’ve been in therapy for a bit now, and my doctor told me it was a good idea t o face down my demons and share. Enjoy the hurt:
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