funny t-shirts

Drunken Recollection… Kids, Kidney Stones, And American Pie

Posted on by sgottahurt

Truer words never spoken... on a t-shirt.

As per uzhe (I don’t know how to shorten usual phonetically), I have a few things to attend to in this Drunken Recollection.

ITEM #1

  • The above shirt idea. Looks good, doesn’t it?

ITEM #2

  • “Does chewing Styrofoam cause kidney stones?” There are no Yahoo! Answers in regard to this, but I finally have this question answered:

ITEM #3

All I Want For Christmas Is… One Of These Patrick Swayze T-Shirts

Posted on by sgottahurt

It’s that time of year again, when the bugging reaches an apex – What do you want for Christmas?  What do you want for Christmas?!

All right!  I’ll tell you.

For starters, I’d like either one of these t-shirts.  I only want one, because I don’t think I could pull off that level of irony more than once per laundry load.  (Click on each self-explained pic for the link to the site.)

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"Mommy, is there a Chippendale's in heaven?" "I hope so, sweetie. I hope so."

nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner-dirty-dancing

"There are too many babies in the corner! Can anyone else help?"