There’s a forum on SomethingAwful that has all kinds of Photoshopped madness. Click here to check it out.
The thread began with the idea of replacing regular folks in home photos with the mugs of celebs. Example:
Lilo and Stitch
But it’s since evolved into a Buseypalooza. There’s not much on there, but to post them all on here would ruin the surprise. I don’t think it’s active anymore, either, unfortunately, but it still makes me G.R.I.N. (Gotta Recommend It Now… see, Buseyisms aren’t that tough).
Dr. Drew used to be somewhat of a hero of mine. Along with Adam Carolla and the beautiful Diane Farr, he hosted one of the rare shows I used to watch on MTV called “Loveline.” The two nuggets of knowledge dropped on me that have stuck are:
1) If you’re prone to lockjaw ladies (presumably from stepping on rusty nails?), then there’s always the side slide. (Thanks to Julie Benz for that one, and her unforgetable pantomimed presentation! You know Julie currently from Showtime’s “Dexter” and “Rambo,” formerly from “Jawbreaker,” and always from my memories.)
2) If a girl talks with a squeaky voice as an adult, she was molested as a kid. Hilarious!
(SIDENOTE: Whatever happened to “BuzzKill,” MTV? Just because Dave, Frank, and Travis disrupted the beach house, it doesn’t mean they never existed!)
Dr. Drew’s latest endeavor is the second season of Celebrity Rehab on VH1. Gary Busey’s in it, and he R.O.C.K.S. (Really Opens Cans of Kickass Seriously)
Here’s a sneak peek at the wisdom he’s there to share (a Busey-ism, if you will… cuz he does):
The word S.O.B.E.R… that stands for Son Of a Bitch, Everything’s Real
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