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In My Brain While Sleeping… Celebrity Wake Up Call!

Posted on December 13, 2012 by sgottahurt

I looked up wake up call. This picture of Charlize Theron was on it. I used it. Welcome to my train of thought.

I Googled wake up call. This picture of Charlize Theron showed up as a result. I used it. Welcome to my train of thought.

I know Thanksgiving is far behind us, but I wasn’t writing this blog actively then, so I need to say this now: I’m thankful for my job. Now, I could be big about it, and be thankful mostly that I have a job, but let me be small. I’m thankful for my job because I pretty much start whenever I want (I try to be there before 10am), and I can find time to work on this – my master-of-stolen-minutes-work.

That having been said, sometimes I do have to be responsible and wake up early. On occasion, I’ve even had to be at a client by 7am! The night of this dream, that was the case.

So in this dream, there was a study that was conducted, and I was privy to the results. The study’s tagline:

Who has the most recognizable voice in the world?

I’ll save the results for after the jump… Read More

Hibbidy-Wah?! No Effing Norway!

Posted on December 4, 2010 by sgottahurt

(UPDATE: VIDEO FIXED!)

I rubbed my eyes with lemon juice. I squinted with toothpicks under my lids. I snorted some Habanero sauce. Salt was sprinkled onto my optical orbs, and nothing of what I had witnessed made any sense.

At first glance, you might mistake this video for an Insane Clown Posse one, based solely upon its production value, and you’d be right, except for the “clown” and “posse” part. Maybe “clown” is relevant.

This is a commercial for the Norwegian show called Golden Times. The way I wrote that sentence makes it sound like you should recognize it, so since you wouldn’t, I share it’s given name: Gylne Tider. Apropos of nothing, that’s an anagram for

DETER LYING

of which I am with these truths. So sit back, and

GENTLY RIDE

this strange ride on the TripleDoubleU that’s

LEGIT NERDY.

Without any further introduction, enjoy a slew (there has never been a better time to use this word) of random celebrities from the 80’s (and some 90’s) singing The Beatles’ Let It Be. By my guesstimation, I would venture to, um, guess that this was what probably what killed Leslie Nielson, you Norwegian bastards!

(SIDENOTE: As you watch, you’ll find yourself thinking the cast can’t get any weirder, and it always does. Also take note of what role each Actor! is recognized for. It adds even more fun.)

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So, Duh! Pop Quiz… License Plates Edition

Posted on September 29, 2010 by sgottahurt

I’m on the road a lot for my job, and I’ve seen more than my fair share of stupid personalized license plates. There are even a few in the parking lot of my office that are idiotic!

So for today’s So, Duh! Pop Quiz, I figured I’d look up a couple celebrities’ personalized license plates, and see if you could figure out whom they belonged to. Good luck!