This is really one of the weirdest groupings of commercials I’ve ever seen.
This first one doesn’t seem like a real ad on TV, but oh yes – it is:
Does this one feature Legos? Legos?! Who’s watching this?!
This one might (?) be (?) racist (?), but the scariest thing is the concept of a communal chocolate fondue…
Is this an ad for a high-powered compact blender, or for swinging? (It is called the Magic Bullet after all…)
Remember BluBlockers? The marketers behind the HD Vision Wrap Arounds hope you don’t.
This I really want to be true. I mean, if I did cook, I would cook with the NuWave Oven.
Does the Slim Clip really need an infomercial?
You probably have already witnessed this monstrosity of an ad for the Better Marriage Blanket, so here it is again!
This video has made it’s way around the ol’ TripleDoubleU a-plenty (why am I typing like that?), but that’s not gonna hinder me from a-placin’ it right ‘ere ag’in (it’s getting worse!)…
So wit’ that whole mess in mind, get yerself o’er ta this spiderweb sightin’ if’n ya might be fixin’ to help some kin:
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Kickstarter is a place one might find ’emselves at if yer lookin’ to be like tha ol’ kings and queens were wit’ dolin’ out fundin’ to projects like tha Moner Lisa or discoverin’ tha New World*.
If’n yer more inclined to offerin’ yer services at a whoppin’ five bones a crack, then look no further than Fiverr:
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Now if’n only someone could help me wit’ wha’ever ’tis I got goin’ on ‘ere, that’d be dandy.
(*not historically accurate)
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