Worth 1002 Words

Worth 1002 Words… Adorable Vs. Frightening Edition

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Adorable

Meta PETA

Frightening

Sesame Scream

(adorable via / frightening via)

Worth 1002 Words… Birthday Cake Pillow Edition

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Sweet Dreams

Some alternates:

  • Layer Down
  • Tirami-so Tired
  • Bed Crumbcake
  • Birthdays Suck
  • (The) Morgue (the) Merrier

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Worth 1002 Words… Robocop Video Edition

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Vodpod videos no longer available.

KID ROBBED

(SIDENOTE: Seriously, how could Peter Weller miss Kid Rock in his list of famous Detroiters?  He’s one of its staunchest supporters!  For shame, Robocop, for shame…)

Worth 1002 Words… Rubik’s Brain Edition

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Head Games

Some alternates:

  • Peeling Lobes
  • Twisted Mind
  • Splitting Headache

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Worth 1002 Words… Baby Splat Edition

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Try Forgetting

 

Some altern–

–who am I kidding?!  Look at that thing! Aah!

(via / original commercial)

Worth 1002 Words… Holy Keanu Edition

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Neo Con

 Some alternates:

  • Wyne Stallyns
  • Pinot Break
  • The Replacement
  • Devil’s Advocate

BONUS PROOF!

Worth 1002 Words… Poor Choice Of Words Edition

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Foot Job

Some alternutsnates:

  • Tongue Lashing
  • Sick Leave
  • Autoerotic Asphaltiation
  • Mastur Booting
  • Shoe Horny

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