Hibbidy-Wah?! I Don’t Think They Thought This One Through

They being the award-winning chef,  Jeremy Schmid, and the not thinking this one through being naming your sausage company (and website) Little Boys!

Okay, it’s from New Zealand, but still… they sure do look tasty.

Ummm... or yum?

Musical Musings… What Makes Dubstep Dubstep?

To be honest, I’ve went over the all-knowing Wikipedia, and though extensive, I still barely get what makes dubstep what it is.  It’s still techno to my limited understanding, just with a half-step drum pattern and wobbling bass lines?  I guess it does sound different enough, because unlike techno… I kinda like it.

This is an example of dubstep by Plastician called Japan:

Or it may be grime.

I don’t know.

In Defense Of… Gross Things On Etsy

This should have been a Hibbidy-Wah?! post.  This could have been a JusWondering, or part of an Awful Battle, or something from InASense, Lost, but the thought crossed my mind to defend it.

WHY DID I EVER CONSIDER DEFENDING THIS?!

(images after the jump as not to offend the casual viewer… Facebookers and Twitterers, I’m sorry… it’s too late…)

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Awesome Battle… Battle Of The Boobs!

Boobs are a national treasure (the fleshy globules, not the idiots), and they should be treated and protected and respected (?) as so.  That’s why today’s Awesome Battle is a collection of products aimed at cleaving away negative aspects of having cleavage, I guess, if there is such a thing.  Perhaps it should be an Awful Battle based upon the products being showcased, but what was I saying again…?

  • Cami Secret
  • Tiddy Bear
  • Kush Support
  • Take it on home, JaboOody Dubs!

JusWondering… This Girl Can’t Be Real, Can She?

I’ve written about the Gregory Brothers/Schmoyoho before, plus who hasn’t heard the Bed Intruder or Double Rainbow Song yet?

This is their latest:

  • Can’t Hug Every Cat

Here’s the original for good measure:

But the question remains – this girl can’t be real, can she?

Leave it to this curious (as a cat) news guy to get to the bottom (feeder) of it:

Sure, it takes some of the catnip of Can’t Hug Every Cat, but it’s still a fancy feast (sorry for that stretch).

Happy Find… Love, World-Style

This is why I travel.  Oh wait.  Am I supposed to film every step of the way?

(via)

 

Awful/Awesome Battle… Some Animals Are Heroes, Some Are Dicks

The world is a crazy place.  People hurt one another just as much as they help one another.  Is it the same with animals?

(GIF’s via AnimalsBeingDicks.com)

monkeyFLASHmonkeyBACK… Only Time Will Tell

This is a new category I’ve thought about for quite a while, so I guess it’s only technically new to you.  I’ve only had this blog for two and a half men years, so these are my imaginary blog posts from the past.  This one takes place in 2004.

A steno pad made of rock? Didn't they have animal skin to write on?

– Remember when everyone was making a fuss about Halle Berry playing a character named Sharon Stone, in The Flintstones live action film?

– Remember how the part was supposed to be played by the real Sharon Stone, but she backed out to be in Diabolique?

– Remember how they thought about changing her name to Rosetta Stone, but the producers were afraid people wouldn’t get the reference to the key that unlocked ancient languages?

– Remember how Halle Berry celebrated the fact that they didn’t change the name?

– Remember how Sharon Stone regretted not taking part in the film?

Well, you probably don’t since that was ten long years ago, back in 1994.

Now it’s 2004, and Sharon Stone is about to get her revenge against Halle Berry in Catwoman (which looks awesome BTW).  Stone plays Laurel Hedare, the head of a cosmetics company Berry’s Patience Phillips works at.  I heard there’s a great fight scene between them, but seeing as how difficult it is to put videos on the TripleDoubleU at this point, you’ll just have to imagine what it will be like.

I heard that the same kind of thing when down during the casting of Office Space:

The real Michael Bolton is still upset.

Hibbidy-Wah?! True Love Takes Hard Wood

I caught a portion of this story on CNN one night while I was at the bar (where else would I be).  And there’s tons tens of videos of this “couple” on YouTube (unfortunately a lot of them are mocking the lovebirds):

Sightings of them walking along roadsides in New York are so common, they even have a Facebook page.

What’s amazing to me is that he’s been devoted to her for 25 years, and she hasn’t changed a bit.