(My Boss) Paul’s Top Five List… Pet Peeves At Work

It’s that time again (a whole four days later), when Paul, my current boss and for-some-reason friend, blackmails me into posting top five lists for him.  It’s punishment because I blog on the job.  So here it goes:

Paul’s Top Five Pet Peeves @ Work [Ed. – @ instead of “at”… y’know, since we’re an IT firm]

1) People that don’t wash their hands after using the public restroom [Ed. – As opposed to the private restroom?]

2) Habitual misspelling and improper capitalization [Ed. – Friend/coworker Chris is natorius for This]

3) Firms with partners names in them [Ed. – Plenty of law firms with plenty of egos in our building]

4) People that choose the middle of three stalls when the end ones are empty [Ed. – Guess where Paul tends to be when we need him… it’s not the center stall]

5) People that use the elevator to go up or down one floor [Ed. – Hey sometimes after a night of basketball and soccer, a person gets tired.]

(My Boss) Paul’s Top Five List… Non-Food Smells

This is going to be a new installment, per my boss (originally – friend), Paul.  He’s says that if I’m going to blog while I’m at work, he’s going to submit lists I have to post on this very site.  Enjoy.

Top 5 Non-Food Smells

1.) New tires (at the tire store

2.) New shoes (especially at a shoe store like Payless

3.) A newborn baby’s head (after a bath)

4.) New tube of tennis balls

5.) Hotel swimming pool (chlorine)

[Ed. – I don’t know how often he encounters any of these, especially since his kids are older, but if they all occurred in one day, that’d sure be an interesting day.)