Hibbidy-Wah?!

Hibbidy-Wah?! 25 Years Passed Again?!

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First, I could deal with it when Back to the Future celebrated its 25th Anniversary:

Remember that Saturday Night Live skit where Dana Carvey kept singing, "Gotta go back in time" to Michael J. Fox while they were in an elevator? Yeah, neither do I.

Then it kind of stunned me when I found out Super Mario Bros was also 25 years old (watch the video on the linked site for some digital nostalgia):

Are we sure this wasn't an Atari 7800 game?

And then! I found out Elmo from Sesame Street has been around for a quarter century:

He's the one that's not Grover.

But this was the last straw… the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle happened 5×5 years ago:

(Bonus Elmo and Ricky Gervais video after the jump) Read More

The Sh– To Just Sh–ty And A Hibbidy-Wah?! WTF Is Hulk Hogan Doing?!

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I don’t mean to go and spoil the below video, but spoil you I must:

Hulk's showing off his real American.

What in the flying fuck is this not only doing in a promo for a stupid looking video game, but why in the flying suplex is Hulk Hogan pulling out his thumb wrestler in front of his daughter Brooke?!  Whether it’s real or not, it’s really dumb for real.

This could have also been filed under from The Shit To Just Shitty… behold:

  • The Shit
  • Just Shitty



Hibbidy-Wah?! From Hiccup Girl To Hit Girl

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I have to admit I’m rarely surprised anymore, even though I do run these Hibbidy-Wah?! posts fairly often.

But you have to realize, there is a big difference between finding out they make moustaches for cars, and finding out Jennifer Mee, who is more famously known as Hiccup Girl, has been arrested for murder.

I’ll let this Florida newscast fill in the rest:

Hibbidy-Wah?! Teledildonics

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Yeah.  I don’t know how I feel about this.

So it turns that Google has been developing cars that drive themselves.  This comes out less than two years since one of their mapping vans hit a baby deer (and documented it).

All this when we haven’t even perfected teledildonics yet.

For those that don’t know what teledildonics is (I just found out myself), allow me to present you with a sample:

 

Coming soon to the Wii. Heh.

 

If you haven’t put two and two twogether yet, I’ll let Wikipedia spell it out for you:

Teledildonics (also known as “cyberdildonics”) are electronic sex toys that can be controlled by a computer.

Even the above Wiimotes can be accessed and used by a computer.

If you don’t think that’s Hibbidy-Wah?! enough for you, then there’s always this:

Hibbidy-Wah?! File This Under “Why?”

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Hipsters are fond of mustaches.  Cars… mmm, not so much.  Cars aren’t fond of mustaches, I mean.  Well I guess hipsters aren’t that fond of cars either…

This VW wisely avoided "The Adolf"...

Allow me to introduce the Carstache.  I figured it’s fair game after already sharing CarLashes.

What’s next?

Car perms?

Car comb overs?

Car soul patches?

Car beards?

I found this while double-checking for "car beards."

Hibbidy-Wah?! Facebook On MySpace?

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For some reason, my friend Chris went onto MySpace today, and he saw this:

It’s an advertisement for The Social Network, a film about the founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg.

I can only assume that because the film is allegedly an attack on Zuckerberg, that’s why it’s on the site.

But still… it leads me to wonder Hibbidy-Wah?!

Why did Chris go to MySpace?!

Hibbidy-Wah?! Snugarena!

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This kind of goes without saying… but what the fuck?!  I guess that is the translation of Hibbidy-Wah?!

I don’t want to give anything away, but if I bought what the gentleman happily opened at the 26 second mark, I’d go into a Snugarage…

Hibbidy-Wah?! Something About This Doesn’t Feel Right

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I’m not a fan of carnival games.  This guy is not a fan of something else…

If there was a dummy of this dummy, I might share the same… um… enthusiasm?

A Hibbidy-Wah?! Toss-Up For Making Me Say “Hibbidy-Wah?!”

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I’ve written about the Insane Clown Posse before (<—you must check this link out), and I hoped it’d be the last.

Nope.

Rapper (?) Violent J’s 5 year-old son, Violent JJ (of course), is now a rapper (?)… and apparently a wrestler, too.

(SIDENOTE: For more Violent J fun, check out Violent J is John Goodman.)

That was going to be my Hibbidy-Wah?! of the day, but then I saw this:

You're welcome.

(via Screen Junkies)

Hibbidy-Wah?! Las Vegas Pistons Almost Happened (And May Still)?!

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I think I like this logo.

Although odds are against this for now, there was a chance that Detroit’s basketball team was going to move to Las Vegas.  This opened up a table full of questions:

  • Would the Pistons have kept their name?
  • Would Detroit have picked up another team?

Okay, so a pair of questions.  Since the Detroit Pistons are currently up for sale, anything can happen before next season.  Aside from the move to another state, the most likely buyer could be:

Mike Ilitch, owner of the Red Wings and Tigers

But it’d be kinda cool if the buyer happened to be either of these guys:

Kid Rock and Eminem, but not in that order

If the Pistons did happen to leave, there could be the possibility of this:

LeBron left, so why not the team?

(SIDENOTE: You see, Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert is from Detroit, so you never know.)

MORAL OF THE STORY: Gambling is bad only if you’re losing.