It’s a little late to be jumping on the bashing Dane Cook band wagon, and it’s a little late to be referencing Mad TV, but as they say… better late than pregnant!
Wait, that’s not right…
Here’s Ike Barinholtz nailing him… not literally of course.
First, some little known facts about our first president:
Thirty-fifth, some little known facts about our thirty-fifth president:
(via SuperDeluxe)
Oh glorious day!
Last night, between my basketball game and my soccer game (minimal blisters this time in case anyone worried), I stopped at a local bar chain called Bailey’s. I arrived at 10:30pm and ordered myself a Guinness (the best beer to drink before playing soccer in case anyone wondered).
I found out that starting at 11pm, there was to be special pricing on the heavy brew (I pretend it’s a melted malt shake). I also found out if you stood up and read a toast, you would get a long sleeve Guinness shirt, and this:
Unfortunately, I was to be leaving at 11pm to for football, so my buddy, Rodney, opted to do to give the toast on behalf of me.
Little did he know, he would be the only one to volunteer and actually do it. (Another guy stood up to join him, but said little to nothing.) He had to get the entire bar’s attention and read the pre-written cheer.
When we returned, he gave me both the shirt and hat, and for that I’m eternally (or least until St. Patrick’s Day) grateful.
A toast to Rodney! Sláinte!
I think my brain melted over the weekend.
During my marathon of a certain horror film series that gets its reboot this Valentine’s Day weekend, I stumbled across a particular scene in The Final Chapter (not really) of Friday the 13th that I had seen once before. While working on an older post about Back to the Future’s Crispin Glover, I had played through some videos of his career and life missteps. This is one glaring example of a misstep if I ever saw one:
I feel like when I even write about Billy Mays, I should WRITE IN CAPS! He’s the RonCo for a new generation. As ubiquitous as he is, and as pretentious as that sounds, toilet humor has never been better than in these dubs of his commercials. I had trouble picking which ones to highlight, so I picked three and gave you a heads up what you might find in them if you’re SHORT ON TIME!
If someone decides to take a shit in the bathtub or have sex in a vase, check this one out:
If you can relate to this level of hate: “Look at this rug, I hate this rug, I’m going to ruin this rug!” Check this one out:
If when you’re outside picking up shit, you’re afraid the kids are inside stealing your food, then check this one out:
You can check out the rest at JaboOodyDubs YouTube page.
(via FilmDrunk)
Christian Bale lost it on the set of Terminator Salvation. You would think it would be directed at director McG, but… it wasn’t. The Director of Photography, Shane Hurlbut, was fiddling with lights during an emotional scene (in T4… SRSLY?) and the Batman removed his cowl and bit down hard.
Thank you to the dearest Madame Librarian for bringing this light into my life:
Original rant with “explanation” here.
On the drive into work, I was stuck behind one of these vans:
Like this, but old and dirty, so not like this.
I was bumming a bit, then I noticed a face staring back at me. The shades in the rear-tinted windows looked like eyelids. The license plate was its teeth/tooth. The break lights were rosy cheeks, and the rusted deadbolt was a nose. The ladders, or whatever the junk was, on top made up the face’s hair.
It made me smile.
(Not So) Artistic Representation
This is like a “Twilight Zone” episode in 18 seconds:
And this like an episode of “According to Jim” in 1:45 minutes, but 1000x funnier:
(via IDLYITW and College Humor)
Duh-duh-DUHDUH! Introducing a pair of lovely sites, Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling! and Fuck Yeah! Anne Hathaway!
Gosling’s is a bit Fuck Yeah!-ing-ier than Hathaway’s, but you may think differently. The basic premise is this – take LOLcats, get rid of the cats, add the respective “Hey girl/dude” tagline followed by normal English, and eliminate the stupid LOLspeak. Voila! Some samples:
I feel the creators of these sites are missing out on some other celebrities (although I do love Orson Welles’ quotes on each home page). For example, what about a Fuck Yeah! William Shatner!
…or even a Fuck Yeah! George Clooney!
…or especially a Fuck Yeah! Julie Bowen!
And then there’s always this guy:
(via Filmdrunk)
This website is a treat. I’m working while hungover. Have fun.
Oh, it’s called CanIDoBetter? Just keep clicking that name. Need a nap.
I think I can do better, btw…
I may need to do more research before making that decision.
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