Worth 1002 Words… Snowman Edition
Yellow Snow
Some alternutsroastingonanopenfire:
- Frosty Bitten
- Winternment Camp
- Scary Christmas
- Damn Teenagers
(via Holy Taco)
Worth 1002 Words
Worth 1002 Words… High-Tech Fart Edition
Modern Fart
Some alternatives:
- Asstract Expressionism
- Swiss Doodooism
- Bean There
- S.B. Delightful
- Thermal Underwhere?
(via Geekologie)
Worth 1002 Words… Worst. Star Wars Pic. Ever. Edition
No Hope
Some alternates / with alternates:
- Darth Paper / Anakan’t Skywalker
- See Throwupio / Sado Mechanism
- Princess Lame-a / Carry Dildo
- Yo Dumb / Gan Dorf
- Artoo Arnot / Astromech Dud
- Trash Jabbag / Tattooinia Raisin
Worth 1002 Words… Back To School Edition
Homophobe Schooled
Some alternates:
- Androgynous Kid
- Grade: HIV+
- Classless Project
- Parents Aided
- Award Whinnying
- That’s gaaaaaaay…
(Thanks Dave)
(SIDENOTE: I officially invite all to add to the list in the comments section! Remember, TWO WORDS MAX! All caps optional.)
Worth 1002 Words… Enterprising Dog Edition
Cardboarder Collie
Some alternauts(Get it? It’s like astro– ah, forget it…):
- Star Fetch
- Bud Lightspeed
- Where’s Bones?
- Captain Jerk
- Laika Notsomuch
Worth 1002 Words… Seinfeld Art Edition
About Nothing
Some alternates:
- Where’s Newman?
- Larry DaVidnci
- Must-See Painting
- Heironymus Botched
- Sein Piled
(via BuzzFeed)
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Worth 1002 Words… Squirrel Photobomb Edition
Say Acorn!
Some alternatures:
- Lovers’ Squirrel
- F-Stopping By
- Got Nuts?
- Wandering Rodent
- Squirrel, Interrupted
Worth 1002 Words… Phallic Logo Edition
Withdrawals Preferred
Some alternuts alternates:
- Deposits Welcome
- Check’N Gonad
- Trickle-down Economics
- Ballsy Banking
Worth 1002 Words… Star Wars Yoga Edition
Worth 1002 Words… Optical Illusion Edition
"Calling bullshit!"
…my response to finding out that there is no blue in the above picture.
Get real close and you’ll see it’s true. There is no blue.
Alternates:
- Blue Bull
- Un-True Blue
- Bulls(hit) Eye
- Fuck That
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