Worth 1002 Words… If Futurama Was Real Edition
Dubai 2012
(via Unreality)
Worth 1002 Words
Worth 1002 Words… Easter Candy Edition
Exotic Treat
Some alternaughties:
- Chicks, Man
- Marshmellow Out
- Candy Delights
- Sugar Tits
- Happy Easter!
Worth 1002 Words… Disney Jailbait Edition
Minor Oversight
And in case you missed it…
Worth 1002 Words… Dolphin Uprising Edition
Evolution Revolution
Some alternates:
- Higher Porpoise
- Robo Blowhole
- Dolphin Lundgren
- See World
- Bad Mammal-Jamma
- H2 Uh-Oh
Worth 1002 Words… South Park Costume Play Edition
Worth 1002 Words… Found This At A Craft Store Edition
Worth 1002 Words… Tom Hanks Trash Can Edition
Cast Away
Some alternates…
Noooo, that should pretty much do it.
Worth 1002 Words… Seinfeld Wars Edition
Worth More Than 1002 Words… On Behalf Of WordPress, F— You, Bing
I searched for "wp.com," and I'll I got was this lousy t-shirt. Thanks, Bing!
Decision engine, my ass. There’s no decision to make here, Microsoft.
If you think I wanted Hewlett-Packard’s website, or a website about Poland, I would have typed HP or Poland. HP gets mentioned three times on one page, and WordPress’s abbreviated URL isn’t even mentioned once. Hmm. Where’s the ad revenue coming from? It’s not like Microsoft and HP have any common interests, do they? (For the record, Washington Post makes some sense, but their website is their name and not their initials, unlike WordPress.com!)
Decision engine sounds more like a retconning decision, as in “We have a crappy search engine… how can we explain why it’s that way?”
Decision engine. Fucking decision engine. I’ve decided to stick with Google. (BONUS: Outdated catchphrase coming up!) And that’s my final answer.
"Baaad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-Bing, big boo..." he might have crooned.
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