Worth 1002 Words… Ummmm Edition

Crayola Cryin'

Some alternates:

  • Is That?
  • No Way!
  • Could Be?
  • Please No!

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Worth 1002 Words… An Explanation Edition

True Story

Worth 1002 Words… Forty Fords Edition

Ford Fiesta

Some alternates:

  • Regarding Harrison
  • Flock Heart
  • Cowboys (&) Indianas

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Worth 1002 Words… Are You Ready For Some Football Edition

Game On

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Worth 1002 Words… Disney Princess Cosplay Edition

Zip-A-Dee-Do Them

Some alternates:

  • Daddy Issues
  • Stepmother Issues
  • Rabbit Issues
  • Boy-That-Never-Grew-Up Issues
  • Hi Ho’s!
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Worth 1002 Words… I Want To Shrink And Go To There Edition

For Broccolease

Features included:

  • Cathedral Skylegumes
  • Corncob Piping
  • Wine Celery
  • Potato Couches

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Worth 1002 Words… Local Billboards Edition

Phone Sexless

Some alternates:

  • Fake Number…
  • …As Usual
  • Dialing Strip
  • 1-800-RUNAWAY?

Guy's Gynecologist

Some alternates:

  • Oh, Baby!
  • Minstrel Cycle
  • Beards Unbound!
  • Pap Smile

Worth 1002 Words… More Bruce Than Bruce Can Handle Edition

Die Hard-On

Some altercolorofnights:

  • Mood Lighting
  • Pulp Friction
  • Heart’s War
  • Twelve Monkeyspanks
  • Arms A-Gettin’
  • Dupli-Sin City
  • Hudson Hawks
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Worth 1002 Words… You’ve Probably Already Seen This So Here It Is Just In Case Edition (Plus Bonus Backup!)

Body-of-Christ Slam!

I know that the above image has been going around and around after the passing of “Macho Man” Randy Savage and the passing of the “rapture”… but I still couldn’t resist.  If you’re offended, perhaps this will be more to your liking:

Casual Priest

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Worth 1003 Words… The Pen Is Mightier Than The Lightsaber Edition

Red Marker Five

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