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Happy Find… People Of Public Transit

Posted on by sgottahurt

And I thought People of Walmart was Tralfamodorian zoo-worthy.  That’s probably because I live in Detroit, where we only have a People Mover* and not a subway.

Introducing… People of Public Transit!

It’s a world where this exists:

punk and hasidic jew

Does anyone else smell derivative sitcom?

And this:

big hungry girls

It's fun to pretend they're singing "Bohemian Rhapsody."

*A t-shirt that sums up the general consensus’ opinion of our beloved Detroit:

Alternate slogan: "Where the future chokes for survival."

Happy Find… People Of Walmart

Posted on by sgottahurt

It's a little bit late for the condom.

It's a little bit late for the condom.

I’m a fan of Kurt Vonnegut’s works (I would declare huge fan, but I’ve read less than a handful of his books… oops!), but as I recall in Slaughterhouse-Five, there was a zoo on Tralfamadore that housed Earthlings.

ATTENTION ALL TRALFAMADORIANS!

If you want some fine specimen for your collection, search no further than any local Walmart.  If you require samples, check out the menagerie of folks (and their vehicles) at the website People Of Walmart.

And while you’re at Walmart, bathroom cleaning supplies are in aisle five… in case you wanna build a sex toy or something…

So it goes…

Eye gotta hand it to ya...

A Tralfamadorian

(artwork by Animatedpunk)