This happened on a news broadcast here in Detroit. I don’t know how someone pulled the wool over the network brass’ eyes (or whatever the furry dam-building creature’s pelt is called), or if someone genuinely possesses that name (doubt it would be filmed if that were true), but I won’t spoil the joke:
I’m glad no one at Channel 4 was so uptight to exclude the shout-out, on the off-chance it is real. That usual uppity highbrow mentality keeps cool commercials like this one out of the good ol’ U.S. of T&A:
But on theother hand, our Puritanical ways keep weird shit like this from happening on TV, too:
Not sure why this has sparked my sudden interest, but the bad-seed-with-a-heart-of-Tracey-gold, Mike Seaver, we all grew up with (well maybe not all) has evolved into the Evangelical Kirk Cameron. This shouldn’t be news to anyone, but if you don’t believe me, click here.
While propagandizing teaching his beliefs, he’s made a few films that help convey his message. His latest is a film called Fireproof. The explanation, via IMDb:
Capt. Caleb Holt lives by the old firefighter’s adage: Never leave your partner behind. Inside burning buildings, it’s his natural instinct. In the cooling embers of his marriage, it’s another story.
After seven years of marriage, Caleb and Catherine Holt have drifted so far apart that they are ready to move on without each other. Yet as they prepare to enter divorce proceedings, Caleb’s dad asks his son to try an experiment: The Love Dare.
While hoping The Love Dare has nothing to do with his parents’ newfound faith, Caleb commits to the challenge. But can he attempt to love his wife while avoiding God’s love for him? Will he be able to demonstrate love over and over again to a person that’s no longer receptive to his love? Or is this just another marriage destined to go up in smoke?
All in all, it may not be your cup of tea when you’re a fan of a cup of T&A, but this video gathering the highlights of the film is… cringe worthy at best. My favortite part is how instead of beating his wife, he destroys his computer. I mean, who uses CRT monitors still anyway? I guess it wouldn’t be as “dramatic” to smash a flat-panel monitor or toss a laptop.
This whole affair really got me wondering – am I a sinner for the things I watch on the internet?
Is it a sin to sing about masturbating in the future?
Is it a sin to watch people pretend to masterbathe masturbate?
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