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InASense, Lost… So That’s Where Santa Claus Comes From
As a kind and generous soul, I implore you – gather up your children, and together watch this origin story of Santa Claus. Revel in the triumphs and joys of his journey from his humble beginnings in the Korvatunturi Mountains, to the plush decorative throne at your local mall and local malls around the world…
But be careful. If you do not respect Father Christmas, this will be the outcome (if you’re lucky):
If any of the above has offended or scarred you, you’re welcome. If you want to take matters up with the company, please feel free to contact Rare Exports, Inc by clicking on this link.
Merry Christmas, bitches!
Happy Find… Twistori
Whether you’re a fan of Twitter or not, there’s an interesting site out there that kinda sorta acts like the ear of Santa Claus, or maybe any of the gods or politicians you heathens pray to… Hail Zeus! (Or maybe it’s what people call crying help lines about – see below.)
Anywebtrend, the site is Twistori, and it basically searches Twitter for any phrase that contains I love, I hate, I think, I believe, I feel, or I wish (which is basically everybody), and it streams them according to which set you pick. As proof of narcissism or as a social experiment, it’s pretty neat, I think. Here’s a couple screen shots, but I love it when you check things out for yourself. I hate the fact you might miss out on in. I think you should check it out, srsly. I believe it’s not-to-be-missed. I feel it’s one of the more interesting side application websites. I wish you would visit that site soon.
(See what I did there? Ah, go stuff yourself.)
(I wish I knew what this phone line was all about.)
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