Hibbidy-Wah?! What Ding-A-Ling Came Up With This One?

If you’re a fan of workout equipment that reminds you of male dirty bits, then move over Shake Weight, because the Free Flexor is in town!

Hibbidy-Wah?! Perverted Puppets Are Fun, Especially Out Of Context

Remember in high school at the strip club, when the nuns would talk about how God makes it rain you made it rain on that stripper, and you’d get “excited” for no a very good reason?  Well this video is kinda nothing like that.

(via Found Footage Festival)

Worth 1002 Words… Star Trek Phallic Stalagmite (Or Stalactite) Edition

star trek stalagtite

Star Trick

Some alternates:

  • Big Jim
  • Stalac Tight?
  • “Where’s Bones?”
  • Stalag Mighty?
  • Phasers Stunned
  • William Shat-not