Noooo! Don’t Dew It! Or Dew It, Who Cares
As an avid drinker of Mountain Dew (which I have previously shorthanded as Mt. Dew), I’m… not really beside myself on this logo change:
- …I got nothing
(From Brand New)
It’s kinda dumb. The image makes me think of a less x-treme Surge:
- EXTREME MINUS THE E WITH A HYPHEN… GRRRR!
So instead of a rant, I’ll fill you in on how I came to drink the antifreeze of the soda pop world.
My friend, Jay, used to be an avid drinker of Mt. Dew, but he always used to complain about how much it made him have to go pee. I didn’t believe that it could dew that, so I traded in my Faygo Cola for the green stuff, and I’ve never looked back (and my urinating patterns have never suffered nor changed either)…
It just turned out Jay was hypoglycemic, or hyper. It was one of those.
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