If the strangely painted on taped-on yarn moustache wasn’t indication enough, this nerdy tune is sure to make the ladies swoon – provided they have played and love playing Mario Kart.  Otherwise, the allusions might go unnoticed, and that would truly be a heart-breaking shame.  My favorite lyric:

The finish line
is just around the bend
I’ll pause this game
so our love will never end

No, that’s not a tear in my eye.  It’s lube.

(Via Topless Robot)