Watch this and tell me you weren’t effected by it in some way you robot:

It’s like the Long Island Ice Tea of emotions – you get your Aaaaw, then you get your laugh, then you go back to Aaaaw again.  The only ingredient missing is a puppy sneeze.

It’s courtesy of Cute Things Falling Asleep.  Creator Nick Malis had this to say in Time:

“I once rated a baby a 2, and the mother wrote me and said, ‘I think my baby is more than a 2.’ ” Malis refused to change the rating. “My attitude is this: I didn’t make your baby a 2 — you did. It just happens to be a 2. That’s what it is; I’m sorry.”

Man, I need to see this baby.  I found one that combines the same attributes as the above pooch video, and it has 2-rating… but I’d venture to bet that there is more than one ugly sleepy kid on the TripleDoubleU.

I’m just afraid to look.