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InASense, Lost… Pillows Reach New Lows

Posted on by sgottahurt

Um…

That’s all I could say after bearing witness to this product:

hugmepillow

Gotta hand it to the inventor. Ha!

The Hug Me Pillow may be a sad find that sort of destroys my insides.  But this may be sadder:

I kneed this. Ha again!

I kneed this. Ha again!

 What has happened to the people that purchase these items?  Some ideas:

  • They’re so used to being with somebody, and they’re currently going through a rough patch.
  • They’re so lonely that anything will do.
  • They can’t find anybody because their fond of sleeping with these kinds of pillows.  So win-win.
  • They’re… um…
We need to introduce these two. But they can't sleep at the same time (competing styles, you see). They'd be like Ladyhawke!

We need to introduce these two. But they can't sleep at the same time (competing styles, you see). They'd be like Ladyhawke!

 I guess there could be worse pillows out there…

Oh, there's still worse...

Oh, there's still worse...

Drunken Recollection… Recollecting Is Getting Harder To Do When Drunk

Posted on by sgottahurt

What in the heckity-yeckity is going on with my mind?  I can’t remember things as easily as I used to mere years ago.  I’d like to blame it on aging, but since I’m in denial of going through that, I may have to blame it on drinking (and no, I do not have a problem).

It’s especially bad when the memories corrupted are the ones that were at one time so automatic (it has not yet affected my corrupted memories, ifugetwutimsayin).

How could I forget such nerdery as the titles of these:

The Voyage, um, The Journey, uhh... The Something Something

The Voyage, um, The Journey, uhh... The Something Something

It's Something...tion, like Generations or Insurrection, right?

It's Something...tion, like Generations or Insurrection, right?

Couple that with the fact I could not get to that wrinkle in my brain where I stored the third film to my Rutger Hauer Awesome Crap Trilogy: “Blind Fury,” “Deadlock“/”Wedlock”, and ?

(The third is the original version of  “The Hitcher.”  “Ladyhawke” gets an honorable nod.)

Now, what was I talking about again?