Coinkydink Or Coinkydonk? The ABBA-Nicki-Minaj Collage

Initially, this post was going to bring up how the start of the chorus in Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass is quite reminiscent of the bridge in Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream, but I found another angle… a sign of the times, if you will.

(SIDENOTE: If you’re interested in which portion of the songs I speak of, here you go:

SUPER BASS: Boy you got my heart beat runnin’ away/ Beating like a drum and it’s coming your way

TEENAGE DREAM: I’ma get your heart racing/ In my skin-tight jeans / Be your teenage dream tonight

That is all…)

So anyhotties, what was I saying?  Oh yeah.

I only recently learned of this terrible song by ABBA called Super Trouper, and it got me thinking… this is a precursor to Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass.  Besides both of them having the world super in their titles, they both have a lot more in common than you’d think (I’ve included the full videos at the end of this post, after the jump).

Aside from one being about –

Super trouper lights are gonna find me…

– and the other being about –

Don’t you hear that heartbeat comin’ your way…

– in both videos you have the following:

  • Icy Blue Glows

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  • Singer Closeups

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  • Topless Men

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  • Quick Costume Changes

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  • Sound Stage Night Clubs

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  • Unique Party Locales

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  • Playing With Elements

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  • Distinct Eye Makeup Choices
  • The Source Of Blue Glows Revealed as Spotlights

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  • Optical Effects in the Third Act

    Everyone in ABBA gets a chance at being a GIF, so "check" again.

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Musical Musings… This Song Is So 1982

Imagine the year is 1982…

You’re Neil Diamond, and you just walked out of the movie theater with (then) married friends, Carol Bayer Sager and Burt Bacharach.

Together you’ve witnessed what you consider is probably the greatest children’s movie of all time – Steven Spielberg’s E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.

United, you are so moved beyond words that it screams to come out in song.

After all, between the three of you, you’ve written Sweet Caroline, Nobody Does It Better, and Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head.  And the result is this:

How fucking corny and fucking lovely is that song?  Ironically, it was Diamond’s eighth (and last) top 5 hit on the chart (according to his Wikipedia entry).

Now do you want to hear the exact opposite of that?

Worth 1003 Words… Katy Perry WTF Edition

Whipped Into Shape

Oh, and by the way… this is me self-promoting another side project called I Giffed a Girl.  Hey, a sorry from me is more than you’ll ever get from Katy Perry.  Or from Shake Weights.  But not from Reddi Wip.