Well I never!
That’s something Heather might have said if she was a talking doll. Instead, she’s a radio-controlled Southern Belle that’s also available as a six mode blushing bride drifter.
The girls hug her! The boys race her!
And she has a tornado of power under her dress, for Pabst’s sake!
(via Topless Robot)
I’m speechless. You just need to watch this video. Quite possibly the best spoof and satire ever captured in 2:45 minutes. I’ve spent about 24:50 minutes rewatching it.
There’s an old math equation that discusses the value of time:
Okay, it discusses more than (‘>’ in mathese) the value of time, but whatever. My point is that time equals money, and since there’s not enough time in the world for a good laugh, 5 Second Films is on the job and ready to help.
Here are a few quick laughs:
(FYI: Tio = Uncle… I guessed this and I’m correcto <–guessed that too!)
(Thanks AOTS)
College students sure do know how to party. They also know how to document a party…
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For more college nonsense, click here.
Detroit has been in sort of a rough spot lately, so where can someone go to get away from their Motor City blues?
Howzabout CLEVELAND!
Courtesy of BishopVids, creators of the videos you’re about to see:
See? It’s the perfect escape!
(Thanks to Steve for the find)
(Here is the legit video from Hulu.)
Ladies and germs, the moment you’ve all been waiting for!
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake’s return in their latest SNL Digital Short Dick in a Box Part 2! Motherlover!
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On last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (btw… can’t wait for Conan’s return June 1st!), Scrubs’ Donald Faison stopped by to promote his new film, Next Day Air, but who cares about that! He has an even better idea for a new movie…
Via Star Wars Blog:
It’d be The Chronicles of Lando Calrissian starring Donald Faison. I’d be Lando. And it would be before he lost the Millennium Falcon to Han Soloin that Sabacc game. And we would be cruising across the galaxy in the Falcon gettin’ chicks, drinking ale. And the hair would be phenomenal! I’d have to wear a wig or what we could do is just shave my head for back in the day when Lando used to shave his head. He’d have a whole new crew. It would be before Episode IV. So Episode 3.5 or 3.6.
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BONUS STAR WARS NERDINESS: I thought of this idea a day or so ago for some reason… thank Jedis somebody else already made it, because I’m far too lazy. I only wish it was made to Alien Ant Farm’s version of Smooth Criminal rather than Michael Jackson’s, as the original runs a little long, but hey… M’Beg’gers can’t be Chewies.
It’s another dial-up day, so pardon the brevity of the post. But do know this – Robot Penguins will always be a Happy Find, no matter my connection speed.
Also Happy Find worthy:
For those uninitiated in all-things-Construx:
Legos were for nerds... Construx was for bigger nerds.
(pic via ThisOldToybecause RetroJunk is a dick)
OH MY BORG!
J.J. Abrams’ version of Star Trek hits theaters May 8th, but if you can’t wait for the DVD and all the extras, check out these exclusive cut scenes now!
P.S. I am so saddened by the fact I missed posting yesterday. It was the first time in all my six months that I didn’t get to write or steal anything. I have only dial-up at home and my iPhone’s battery went dead. Woe is me…
Thank space that Singing Spock brightened my day!
(and thanks to Dave for finding this gem!)
Okay, I really didn’t plan on loading this front page with all these videos, but life happens. Move or be moved. Dance or be danced… or something like that.
And I’m technically a day late on both of these (well two days for the first one), so hopefully you have yet to bear witness to the Lonely Island and Film Cow’s latest masterpieces:
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