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Happy Find… Taco Bellz Can Haz Breakfastz?!? (Did I Do That Right?)

Posted on July 14, 2010 by sgottahurt

You may be surprised to learn my favorite cereal is regular Cheerios.

I could not be happier to learn that Taco Bell is planning on starting a Breakfast Menu.

Sure, it won’t be available until some time between Michael Bay’s third Transformer film and Christopher Nolan’s third Batman, and my reaction to the a.m. delights could be as varied as my opinions on each of those trilogies, but still…

This would mean no strange looks when I order soft tacos at nine in the morning for breakfast.

Even though I just ordered soft tacos at four in the morning for fourth meal.

Happy Find… Cheetah Lady

Posted on December 20, 2008 by sgottahurt

Tears of joys are still spilling from my eyes. As soon as I finish watching this video, I can’t wait to watch it again. IT’S THAT FUCKING GOOD.

I don’t know if Cheetah Lady is trying to be ironic, or if she took acting lessons from Christian Bale on how to talk like a humanimal, but I think my most favorite thing about this is how she goes off script (if there even is a script) and rolls with the punches. She’s sick of being a wide animal, and she doesn’t want a phone, but she wants a phone. If even a quarter of Saturday Night Live’s cast members could improv like CL, it’d be like the 90’s all over again at 30 Rockefeller.

(P.S. If you pay attention, I think you can see her panties through her costume’s opening… if you’re into that kind of thing. I’m certainly not.)