Video games and hula hoops might be considered childish things.

But what about a fake movie trailer based on a video game and a mesmerizing mellow dance routine using a hula hoop?

You’re not reading this anyway.  You’re looking at the videos, right?  I can say anything I want here, and I’m going to take full advantage of that.  I sometimes daydream about getting lick-attacked by, like, a dozen puppies.