I’m letting Fernando Reza of Fro Design do the heavy lifting for me today.
Here’s A Handful Of business cards he made based on unforgettable corporate entities from TV and film.
Okay, here’s my one contribution… that somebody else did:
As I mentioned in the title… how this happened, I’ll never know. And besides that, I wish it was a much more exciting mixup than what it is.
Now please keep in mind – this conversation happened extremely late into an evening of drinking, but for some reason, this song was brought up:
And for some reason, there was a great confusion between that song and this one:
The mental state was so deteriorated that night, it was believed for a considerable amount of the discussion that they might have even been remakes of each other. At times, they even sounded the same.
Like I said, the brews were bruising synapses that night.
Confusing those two songs (although their titles are similar) was almost as bad as confusing these two songs (which have a similar back beat):
I did not know Disney BLAM! existed, nor should I have, as I don’t watch the Disney Channel (that much). So upon finding these videos, I did not initially realize one of them was a parody, and it just about destroyed me.
Thank Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen body (or maybe it’s just his head, à la Ted Williams) one’s a fake. Can you figure out which one before your brain freezes in abject refusal to continue on?
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I’ve watched this more times than I would have expected to based upon the premise.
PREMISE: Somebody removed the original soundtrack from the Inception preview and re-dubbed it all… the music, character voices, and sound effects.
The part that keeps me clicking replay? The music.
Here’s the original for comparison:
With everybody bitching about the state of the vampire mythos these days, I’m here to remind you it could be much worse.
“Writer” Stephanie Meyer has taken a lot of slack for Twilight and her inability to create compelling character… names.
Edward Cullen, Alice Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen… Renesmee Cullen. (Source: Wikipedia, of course.)
Here are some worse names than those (if they are not, I tried my best):
Cousin Larry Cullen
Blaine Tristan Cullen
D.B. Cullen
Stifler Cullen
Colin Cullen
Justin Bieber
People barely remember Dana Carvey, let alone his attempt to break away from his Saturday Night Live shackles, The Dana Carvey Show. Considered ahead of its time, here are the opening skits from the first episode:
Aside from the advertising sponsored episode titles (in this case, my favorite, Taco Bell), did anything else stand out?
Perhaps some the actors involved?
The 40-Year-Old Version, The Office, Little Miss Sunshine, Get Smart
Strangers with Candy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, TV Funhouse
Notice any of the writers involved?
Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Lucky Louie, Parks and Recreation, Louie
Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Delocated
Community, Moral Orel, Mary Shelley's Frankenhole
Seinfeld ("Soup Nazi"), Talkshow with Spike Ferensten
It's a little bit of "Ah, Nature" vs. "Aaaaaah, Nature!"
The dream started off normal enough.
I was hanging out with a group of friends at a bar, drinking, when all of a sudden, one of my friends was launched into the air by a wooden stool.
It kind of happened like this:
We rushed to his aid and helped him up. Somebody checked the stool and there was nothing remarkable about it. He said he was fine, so we continued drinking. Rather than trusting another seat, my previously airborne friend opted to lean against the wood-paneled wall. He chose to be sober that night, so he asked the waitress for another glass of water to replace the last one he spilled.
That’s when the wall blasted him across the room somehow, even though its surface remained in tact.
In a blood curdling whelp, he begged the question, “Why?” That’s when a creature that looked like this:
It's a "Sudowoodo" from Pokémon.
…except meaner explained everything.
When you choose not to partake entirely in the sacrifice that nature has made for your enjoyment, it is an insult to the remainder of nature you have used.
Tonight, we, the wooden chairs and wooden walls, have lashed back because you refused to honor our fallen hops and barley brethren.
So the moral of the dream is this: DRINK.
Coach Fail
(source)
If you can’t wait for it, be my guest and skip to the 1:27 mark…
When I’m flipping through the radio dials, I’ve tended to avoid this song, having misheard the lyrics.
I kept thinking Jason Derulo was crooning:
I’m ridin’ so low…
When in all actuality, he was proclaiming:
I’m ridin’ solo…
So now, this song is my new jam:
And I can finally hang up Whitesnake’s boots and this song:
Who am I kidding… I’ll just have two single guy anthems. Women, you can keep yours.
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