Homophobe Schooled
Some alternates:
(Thanks Dave)
(SIDENOTE: I officially invite all to add to the list in the comments section! Remember, TWO WORDS MAX! All caps optional.)
Cardboarder Collie
Some alternauts(Get it? It’s like astro– ah, forget it…):
About Nothing
Some alternates:
(via BuzzFeed)
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Say Acorn!
Some alternatures:
Normally, the point of Worth 1002 Words is to get quickly to the point. That is, I post a picture (the 1000 words) and the two word caption (the 2 words). Sometimes, I offer alternates to the two word caption, which usually means my initial “joke” wasn’t strong enough (and the alternates do not help).
This one is a bit questionable in content (hence the NSFW shout out), but here’s the teaser – it involves the dude on the left and the guy on the right, and the alternate captions are:
(picture after the jump)
Withdrawals Preferred
Some alternuts alternates:
"Calling bullshit!"
…my response to finding out that there is no blue in the above picture.
Get real close and you’ll see it’s true. There is no blue.
Alternates:
Wasted Youth
Dinty Less
Some alternates:
(Thanks Dave… no not really)
monkeyBLOG monkeyDO 
