Worth 1,000,002 Words… I’m Speechless

SIDENOTE: For reference…

BONUS SIDENOTE: Too bad William Shatner is Canadian, otherwise SHATNER 2016!

Worth 1002 Words… It’s Like Coning, But You’re Invisible And Don’t Order Soft Serve

I’ve decided that I’m not finding (or looking) for funny pictures anymore, which used to constitute Worth 1002 Words.  If I find one that works, I’ll post it.  But you know what else is Worth 1002 Words?  Some videos, like this one:

CAPTION: Value Men-Boo!

SOME ALTERNATES:

  • Chicken McScaredycats
  • Worry Flurry
  • Big OMG
  • McRibbings Return!
  • Got Served

Worth 1002 Words… Creeped Me The F— Out Edition

Look Away!

(SIDENOTE: I don’t really want to get into how I found this on IMDb, but here I go… I was looking up horrible movies that were in the After Dark Horriblefest Horrorfest, and I didn’t realize that one I had seen was in that group.  The Graves is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, but thanks to its leads, Clare Grant (Mrs. Seth Green) and cutie Jillian Murray, I unfortunately stuck with it.  So having seen a lot of Ms. Grant on the TripleDoubleU, I thought I’d look into Ms. Murray’s C.V.  Lucky for me, she was the star of a little movie called Wild Things: Foursome.  Nonetheless, this dude named Keith Hudson had a small part in it, and his picture freaked me out.  This is a shot from another movie, just to let you know…)

Worth 1002 Words… Literal Edition

Little Crazy

Worth 1002 Words… Many Alcoholic Animals Probably Do Edition

The Tooth

Some beers that beavers might enjoy:

  • Dam-uel Adams
  • Buck Light
  • Miller Bite
  • Summer Shingles
  • Labatt Chew (this one for sure)

Worth 1002 Words… Twice The Fun Edition

Tighty Why’s?

Some alternates:

  • Under Weird
  • Bumped Uglies
  • Brief Briefs

(via)

PLeiaBoy Centerfold

Some Alderaans:

(via)

Worth 1002 Words… Saved By What Bell Edition

Lisa Tutankhamun

(via)

Worth 1002 Words… Fast Food America Edition

Good gravy.

Hey Marshmallow Treats, what do you think about that?

Yikes, peep!

Worth 1002 Words… Where Is My Chair? Edition

Seriously, though.

(via @whereismychair on Twitter.  Apparently some douchey teacher always complains about someone taking his chair.  In reality, the chair has a life of its own…)

Worth 1002 Words… My Next Haircut Edition

Hakuna Mawutdafuka

Some alternates:

  • The Lorass
  • Lion Ring
  • Mane Event
  • Receding Hairlion

(I must stop there because everything will be “lion” puns… And I’m not lion!)