Happy Find… “It’s Like A Toy You Can Eat!”

I’ve already placed my orders for everyone’s birthday and Christmas presents!  Sorry I couldn’t keep it a surprise!

I’m glad the Happy Hot Dog Man can be made out of any kind of hot dog, and that I can get them in both red and yellow!

I can’t contain my excitement any longer!  I must dance like the Happy Hot Dog Man!

Hibbidy-Wah?! Jack And Rose, We’ll Never Forget Ye, Mostly Because Ye’ll Never Let us

I don’t feel like trying today… kinda like how James Cameron didn’t try to be clever with his screenplay for Titanic:

The Sh–? Just Sh–ty… 2WordStory

There’s some movement in the Detroit area called 2WordStory.  Here’s the homepage from their website:

Seriously? Seriously.

Basically, it’s a church thing.  The one-word question is before you find The Big Guy or Gal or Aliens Upstairs, and the second word is the answer after you find Him or Her or Them.

I’d prefer to use it in other ways, such as in, oh let’s just say, blog commentary:

Happy Find… Damn You, Auto Correct, I’ve Found Something Better!

I was planning on writing about Damn You, Auto Correct! but everyone has probably already seen the site.  If you haven’t, you can click on the link.

Instead, my true Happy Find is a Norm Macdonald find – his nephew*, Kyle.

A sample of his interviewing skills, as viewed on Sports Show:

But even better than that, though, is his Good Neighbor Stuff:

I don’t know what it is above using first initials of last names that makes me laugh so hard… It’s probably that I wish we still did that as adults.

*?

Drunken Recollection… Oh, The Things We Believe When We’re Sober

On three occasions from three different friends I was asked about the validity of each of these videos.  I think on some level, in each situation, my friends knew these weren’t real or true.  But on another, perhaps spiritual, level, they wanted these to be real or true.  Why?  Well, I get the second one, but the others?  No thanks.

  • Alien Captured in Brazil

My friend Jess brought this video up, knowing full well how I feel about aliens, and by the time I finally mustered the sauce to catch up on it (see what I did there?), fear did not overcome me.  Not even a little.  That translates to: FAKE.


This one was a surprise to hear.  My friend that shall go unnamed – not for protection, but for annoyance purposes – thought petite lap giraffes were real.  They were in Comcast commercials.  Not Animal Planet.  Unless it was a Comcast commercial on Animal Planet.

  • Doomsday Scenario – Brown Dwarf Star Edition

Don’t watch the video unless you want to be tortured prior to our inevitable demise.  My friend Jason likes bringing this one up, plus all the updates and refutations he’s found.  He’s new to the TripleDoubleU, so I forgive him.  This gist is this:

By September of this year, we’re all gonna die.

The gist of my response to that is this:

Keep on drinking!

A Handful Of… Drawings Of Superheroes On Bikes

I liked these as soon as I saw them, and then I realized all these are getting adapted for movies or TV.  So in order of release:

  • Thor (May 6)… on a bike!
  • Green Lantern (June 17)… on a bike!
  • Captain America: The First Avenger (July 22)… on a bike!
  • Wonder Woman (maybe this fall on TV?)… on a bike!
  • Amazing Spider-Man (July 3, 2012)… on a bike!
  • Aquaman (sadly never)… on a bike!

Happy Find… Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes

It’s been awhile since there’s been a good new Tumblr account.  The latest Happy Find is

Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes!

Some samples:

"There is another Jedeye..."

Eye don't know what Brad Pitt ever saw in Angelina Joleye.

"No, I'm not pregnant with Jedeyes," said Nataleye Portman.

Eye’m done.  Eye promise…

InASense, Lost… Color.com Is The Next Big Thing? Really?

To begin, anyone remember Google Wave?  It was the giant’s attempt to get a foothold on the social networking scene, and it was one huge misstep*.

Welcome to the latest entry in the monkey house… Color.com:

Their website. Dramatically lacking an array of color.

The concept is simple in the evolution of the scene.

  1. MySpace rips off Friendster.
  2. Facebook perfects MySpace.
  3. Twitter pares down Facebook.
  4. Color pares down Twitter and Facebook.

It’s just pictures.  Flickr for the instant mobile set.  (Should have been called Blinkr.)

Here’s the founder of Color discussing it, I guess (I didn’t even watch it):

So the question that remains – am I going to install the app on my iPhone?  Probably.  Seeing as how I dragged my feet on theTwitter thing years ago, and I eventually signed up.  Top that with the fact that I recently (finally) setup a Facebook account (accidentally if you believe me), there’s no stopping me now.

…I’ll let you know how it is as soon as WordPress figures out a way for me to promote this blog on it.

*Ha!

Happy Find… The Truth About Facebook

I recently got rooked into Facebook by way of a Gmail link-up, and I have to be honest… it’s kind of dumb.  As I look at everybody making statements and people commenting on them and liking them… it’s kind of dumb.  I might be biting the hand that feeds, though, especially now since I’m on the CIA’s grid.

Via the awesome and layered Onion News Network: