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He does!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T13:57:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/07/24/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-i-knew-something-was-fishy-about-oz-the-great-and-powerful/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-24T18:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/07/22/hibbidy-wah-run-away-from-this-app/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-27T10:27:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/04/18/the-silver-lining-lets-laugh-with-kmart-instead-of-at-them/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-18T13:51:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/03/27/inasense-lost-i-always-feel-bad-when-this-happens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/nick-thune-andy-richter-handshake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nick thune andy richter handshake</image:title><image:caption>Click image for what happened next.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-29T17:05:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/03/29/worth-1000002-words-im-speechless/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-29T17:02:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/03/26/juswondering-why-would-anyone-use-cgi-to-be-creepy/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-18T07:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/03/25/musical-musings-whats-with-all-these-vs-all-of-the-sudden/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-25T16:36:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/03/23/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-liberal-borrowing-2013/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-24T21:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/03/22/a-handful-of-acceptable-songs-about-god/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-22T16:45:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/02/28/hateful-find-this-commercial-drives-me-insane-in-30-seconds/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-01T14:32:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/02/13/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-i-choose-death-by-bus/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-12T19:44:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/02/12/juswondering-is-this-movie-really-gonna-scare-the-st-out-of-me/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-12T17:01:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/02/07/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-i-know-now-the-original-title-for-a-swayzereeves-classic-and-you-can-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/exclamation-point-blank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exclamation point blank</image:title><image:caption>!00%! P!UR!E A!DR!!ENEL!NE!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-16T07:21:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/02/06/monkeyflashmonkeyback-are-you-slimmy-ray/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-07T18:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/02/04/hibbidy-wah-amazon-banana-slicer-amazingness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/banana-slicer-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana slicer 3</image:title><image:caption>Great product, but don't get it mixed up with the banana! (CAPTION FROM AMAZON)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/banana-slicer-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana slicer 2</image:title><image:caption>Minds blown... (CAPTION FROM AMAZON)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/banana-slicer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana slicer</image:title><image:caption>All my bananas curve the wrong way to use the slicer. (CAPTION FROM SITE)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/banana-slicer-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana slicer original</image:title><image:caption>This is the original picture. Wait for the "original pictures."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-04T16:04:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/02/01/awesome-battle-heck-its-really-a-cute-battle/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-01T21:03:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/01/31/unofficial-trilogy-weird-reincarnations-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/reincarnated-films-fluke-birth-jack-frost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reincarnated films fluke birth jack frost</image:title><image:caption>Nicole Kidman is the only one getting the look right. Or is she?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-31T19:34:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/01/30/musical-musing-this-song-really-perturbs-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/trojan-condoms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trojan condoms</image:title><image:caption>"Your Trojan condom is in my head..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/trojan-warrior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trojan warrior</image:title><image:caption>"Your Trojan warrior is in my head..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/trojan-horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trojan horse</image:title><image:caption>"Your Trojan Horse is in my head..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-30T20:16:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/01/28/inasense-lost-scrotum-if-you-got-em/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-28T19:44:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/01/25/yes-or-no-yknow-all-things-geek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tmnt-lair-toys-r-us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tmnt lair toys r us</image:title><image:caption>This 42" tall playset gets a definite YES! from me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-26T22:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/01/13/the-silver-lining-love-it-or-leave-it-nothing-beats-seven-different-kinds-of-smoke/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-13T23:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/01/10/worth-1002-words-its-like-coning-but-youre-invisible-and-dont-order-soft-serve/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-09T21:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/01/09/musical-musings-are-we-sure-this-wasnt-what-the-mayans-warned-us-about/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-09T05:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2013/01/08/juswondering-who-knew-that-flight-of-the-conchords-could-be-improved-upon/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-08T19:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/30/2012-in-review-this-blog-not-the-world/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-30T21:08:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/24/a-handful-of-things-i-want-for-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/you-vision-video-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>you-vision-video-glasses</image:title><image:caption>Final words before my inevitable incarceration: "See you all later... you know, because I was secretly video taping you."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/romo-telephone-robot.png</image:loc><image:title>romo telephone robot</image:title><image:caption>I will not name him Tony.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/chewie-reversible-ecko-wookiee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chewie reversible ecko wookiee</image:title><image:caption>So you can keep warm while looking cool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-24T17:22:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/18/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-umbrella-corporation-is-for-real/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/justin-bieber-girlfriend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin bieber girlfriend</image:title><image:caption>Why does Justin Bieber have a perfume?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/meaningful_beauty_creme_de_serum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meaningful_Beauty_Creme_de_Serum</image:title><image:caption>A little Regeneration, I mean, Meaningful Beauty goes a long way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/umbrella-corporation-psp-wallpaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Umbrella-Corporation-PSP-Wallpaper</image:title><image:caption>Nothing like a little Regenerate to improve your complexion.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T02:36:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/17/happy-find-this-is-so-insane-its-inbane/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-17T20:19:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/14/monkeyflashmonkeyback-i-cant-believe-billy-joel-sang-about-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sometimes-a-fantasy-lyrics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sometimes a fantasy lyrics</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T18:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/13/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-celebrity-wake-up-call/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/charlize-theron.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>charlize theron</image:title><image:caption>I looked up wake up call. This picture of Charlize Theron was on it. I used it. Welcome to my train of thought.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T16:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/12/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-the-higher-the-number-the-lamer-the-song/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-12T20:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/11/awful-battle-out-of-ideas-nbc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/do-no-harm-awake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>do no harm awake</image:title><image:caption>A guy is living two lives. One splits a twelve hour shift; the other waking and sleeping hours. Which for a pothead is twelve hours. Neither of these is about a pothead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/deception-revenge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deception revenge</image:title><image:caption>A girl infiltrates a group pretending to be someone else to get revenge... I mean deceive them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/take-it-all-friend-or-foe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>take it all friend or foe</image:title><image:caption>Greed Or Greater Good?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T17:01:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/10/hibbidy-wah-how-much-bacteria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xbox-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xbox-new</image:title><image:caption>Too obsolete?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/miller-lite-6-pack-bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miller-Lite-6-Pack-Bottle</image:title><image:caption>Too tempting?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/trolli-gummi-candy-5-pounds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolli gummi candy 5 pounds</image:title><image:caption>Too tasty?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/liver_illustration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liver_illustration</image:title><image:caption>Too abstract?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-10T20:37:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/advice-sheet/</loc><lastmod>2023-08-18T06:21:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/09/yes-or-no-yknow-upcoming-movie-projects-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/yes-no-buttons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yes-no-buttons</image:title><image:caption>If this was an article produced by a robot, it would be buttons with a 1 or 0. Or would a robot use YES and NO buttons to not seem like a robot?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-09T19:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/08/true-facts-i-made-up-the-truth-behind-billie-jean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/legend_of_billie_jean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Legend_of_billie_jean</image:title><image:caption>You can't make a movie about </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/billie-jean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billie jean</image:title><image:caption>Wilhelmina Jeanette Mousekewitz, circa 1980</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-10T21:01:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/07/punch-drunken-recollection-laffy-taffy-ride/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jagged-little-pillar-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jagged little pillar joke</image:title><image:caption>*Head slap!* Atlantis Morrissette!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/disco-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disco joke</image:title><image:caption>This was in reference to me making everybody guess my favorite Wang Chung song.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walnuts-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walnuts joke</image:title><image:caption>Callback!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mailing-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailing joke</image:title><image:caption>It should have been a stamp, but that Laffy Taffy joke probably exists. Hence, convention was turned on its head.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/witch-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>witch joke</image:title><image:caption>Sexist!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/snake-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snake joke</image:title><image:caption>I was not involved in this one so I had to make color alterations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/alligator-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alligator joke</image:title><image:caption>All acceptable guesses. But only one is right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/caterpillar-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caterpillar joke</image:title><image:caption>You see, my sister had this tobacco moth on her tomato plant. It was disgusting... and a terrible guess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walrus-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walrus joke</image:title><image:caption>Too easy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/turkey-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turkey joke</image:title><image:caption>Not a very polite beginning, but a beginning nonetheless.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-07T17:51:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/06/unofficial-trilogy-filmic-comic-book-bookends-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/blade-trinity-x-men-last-stand-dark-knight-rises-part-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blade trinity x-men last stand dark knight rises part 3</image:title><image:caption>Oh, so dark these heroes..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T18:50:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/05/worth-1002-words-creeped-me-the-f-out-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/alien-raiders-keith-hudson-monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien-raiders-keith-hudson-monster</image:title><image:caption>Look Away!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-07T17:53:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/04/worth-1002-words-all-star-bowling-trick-shots-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/all-star-bowling-funny-or-die.jpg</image:loc><image:title>all star bowling funny or die</image:title><image:caption>Air Robinson</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T18:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/12/03/inasense-lost-holy-crap-or-these-toys-piss-me-off/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-04T17:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/11/30/juswondering-which-is-worse-the-twilight-saga-or-twilight-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/breaking-dawn-edward-bella-2.gif</image:loc><image:title>breaking-dawn-edward-bella-2</image:title><image:caption>I'm on Team Mayan. Come on end of the world!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-30T20:10:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/11/29/musical-musings-am-i-the-one-thats-corrupted-all-signs-point-to-yuck/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-11T01:50:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/11/26/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-where-have-i-seen-or-heard-that-before/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/walgreens_washington-nationals-logos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walgreens_washington-nationals-logos</image:title><image:caption>W-w-w-w-what?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-28T20:11:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/11/27/legend-of-zelda/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-28T20:11:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/11/28/a-handful-of-font-changes-plus-something-sort-of-exciting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/arbys-new-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arbys-new-logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ebay-new-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-new-logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/microsoft-new-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>microsoft-new-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-28T20:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/26/musical-musings-come-on-get-higher-dude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/matt-nathanson-after.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt-Nathanson-after</image:title><image:caption>He doesn't listen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/matt-nathanson-after.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Nathanson after</image:title><image:caption>Oh shut up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/matt-nathanson-before.jpg</image:loc><image:title>matt nathanson before</image:title><image:caption>A little pretentious, but manageable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T21:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/10/05/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-don-rickles-and-garry-shandlings-top-secret-project/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jack-nicholson-garry-shandling-dustin-hoffman-michael-ovitz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2741459JG_D014523002</image:title><image:caption>Oh the celebs he could get!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/garry-shandling-don-rickles-talk-show-dream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garry shandling don rickles talk show dream</image:title><image:caption>It's been a while since I've edited me some photos...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-16T17:02:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/10/04/monkeyflashmonkeyback-i-think-its-time-to-get-a-bonsai-maybe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bonsai-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bonsai tree</image:title><image:caption>That's a big little commitment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/karate-kid-iii-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>karate kid iii poster</image:title><image:caption>Fuck yeah!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-15T19:37:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/10/03/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-throwing-things-at-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ass-the-original-eoat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ass the original eoat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-15T19:00:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/10/02/awful-battle-different-types-of-awful-in-music-videos/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-01T19:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/10/01/hibbidy-wah-omfg-theres-no-f-in-way-this-could-ever-happen/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-01T18:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/09/14/unofficial-trilogy-that-future-looks-a-lot-like-our-present-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/children_of_men_ver2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>children_of_men_ver2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/never-let-me-go-movie-poster-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Never-Let-Me-Go-movie-poster-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/alphaville-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alphaville Poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T17:50:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/09/13/drunken-recollection-urban-dictionary-wars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/condomeant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>condomeant</image:title><image:caption>That's the lowest this highbrow can go.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T14:49:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/09/12/inasense-lost-what-lesson-am-i-supposed-to-learn-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/guys-with-kids-nbc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guys-with-kids-nbc</image:title><image:caption>A television show about baby daddy's starring Anthony Anderson. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/my_babys_daddy_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my_babys_daddy_poster</image:title><image:caption>A movie about guys with kids starring Anthony Anderson.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-14T18:59:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/09/11/the-silver-lining-gross-microscopic-creatures-sometimes-arent-as-gross-as-you-think/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tardigrade-water-bear-nasa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tardigrade-water-bear-nasa</image:title><image:caption>My gut tells me to deplore this creature, but my heart tells me otherwise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-14T18:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/09/10/worth-1002-words-literal-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/seal-as-seal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seal-as-seal</image:title><image:caption>Kiss Rose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-14T18:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/08/17/happy-find-hes-surprising-hes-disguising/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-23T15:53:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/08/16/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-wallflower-bites/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/perks-of-being-a-wallflower-reality-bites.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perks of being a wallflower reality bites</image:title><image:caption>Pictured in each: two dudes (one square, one whatever), pixie chick, wall.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-14T01:56:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/08/15/a-handful-of-90s-rocker-chicks-ive-never-seen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/donna-lewis-i-love-you-always-forever.png</image:loc><image:title>donna lewis i love you always forever</image:title><image:caption>Donna </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/liz-phair-in-minimal-clothing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liz phair in minimal clothing</image:title><image:caption>This girl does not like pants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/liz-phair-rocking-the-see-through-nude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liz-phair-rocking-the-see-through-nude</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mazzy-star-hope-sandoval-david-roback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mazzy star hope sandoval david roback</image:title><image:caption>Mazzy Star is Hope Sandoval AND David Roback</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mazzy-star-hope-sandoval.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mazzy star hope sandoval</image:title><image:caption>Mazzy Star is not Hope Sandoval</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sophie-b-hawkins-damn-i-wish-i-was-your-lover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sophie b hawkins damn i wish i was your lover</image:title><image:caption>A Tale of Two Marketing Campaigns</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-21T16:36:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/08/14/musical-musings-the-female-mind-in-the-80s-according-to-a-swiss-duo/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-15T16:23:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/08/13/juswondering-how-does-this-even-qualify-as-a-cartoon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/beywheelz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beywheelz</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if each set is based on a different episode.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/beyblade-beywheelz-stunt-stadium-set-drago-37364.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BEYBLADE-Beywheelz-Stunt-Stadium-Set-Drago-37364</image:title><image:caption>Is this just a pog for the digital age? Really, I'm seriously asking...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-14T18:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/08/03/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-so-called-legends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/legend-of-bagger-vance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legend-of-bagger-vance</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tom_cruise_legend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom_cruise_legend</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/i_am_legend_will_smith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/legend-of-the-seeker-e1344447993850.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Legend-of-the-seeker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/legend-of-the-guardians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legend-of-the-guardians</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/legend-of-zelda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legend of zelda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/legend-of-korra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legend-of-korra</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-13T18:06:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/08/02/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-blockbuster-will-be-liquid-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/blockbuster-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blockbuster logo</image:title><image:caption>Why don't keyboards have cent signs anymore?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-22T00:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/08/01/monkeyflashmonkeyback-i-can-still-sing-the-theme-to-pole-position/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/turbo-teen-google.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turbo teen google</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T15:31:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/31/awesome-battle-which-vhs-acid-trip-do-you-prefer/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T19:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/30/hibbidy-wah-handball-is-a-thing/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-31T19:08:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/27/inasense-lost-my-old-dreams/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-31T17:04:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/26/unofficial-trilogy-crappy-comic-book-movies-that-were-more-satisfying-than-the-dark-knight-rises/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/constantine-fantastic-four-green-lantern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>constantine fantastic four green lantern</image:title><image:caption>Maybe I should have picked all DC... Would anyone notice?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T16:50:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/25/drunken-recollection-hotness-scale-in-the-digital-age/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/digital-age.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Digital-Age</image:title><image:caption>"Visual approximation of the future."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/abacus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abacus</image:title><image:caption>In other words, archaic... or analog.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T19:26:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/24/worth-1002-words-many-alcoholic-animals-probably-do-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/alcoholic-beavers-bite-e1343150939847.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alcoholic beavers bite</image:title><image:caption>The Tooth</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-26T02:34:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/23/the-silver-lining-at-least-the-dark-knight-rises-ripped-off-an-academy-award-winning-script/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/good_will_hunting_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>good_will_hunting_poster</image:title><image:caption>...and the ending of this Academy Award-winning film.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-avengers-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-avengers-poster</image:title><image:caption>...explosives chasing our hero and being disposed of by our hero...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/last_boy_scout_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>last_boy_scout_poster</image:title><image:caption>...an extreme tragedy on a football field...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/superman_returns_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman_Returns_Poster</image:title><image:caption>...a cool vertical airplane destruction scene...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dark_knight_rises_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dark_Knight_Rises_Poster</image:title><image:caption>So this film was made up of...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-24T18:01:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/20/a-handful-of-songs-by-huge-scaly-fictional-creatures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/khaleesi-dragons-game-of-thrones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>khaleesi dragons game of thrones</image:title><image:caption>"I'd tell you otherwise."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-23T17:35:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/19/juswondering-what-is-desperately-wanting-about/</loc><lastmod>2023-07-29T21:20:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/16/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-lets-play-liberal-borrowing-or-homage/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-18T15:26:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/17/happy-find-me-wanty-me-wanty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/solidoodle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>solidoodle</image:title><image:caption>It "printed" this castle!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-18T15:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/07/18/musical-musings-the-most-obvious-euphemism-for-mouth-love-yet/</loc><lastmod>2019-06-14T00:40:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/22/awesome-battle-supporting-will-ferrell-vs-lead-will-ferrell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/will-ferrell-lead-roles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will ferrell lead roles</image:title><image:caption>I did not see</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/will-ferrell-cameos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will ferrell cameos</image:title><image:caption>wedding crashers chazz reinhold starsky hutch big earl goods mcdermott tim eric billion dollar movie damien weebs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/will-ferrell-supporting-roles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will ferrell supporting roles</image:title><image:caption>Many faces</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-28T19:46:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/21/monkeyflashmonkeyback-i-didnt-know-that-song-was-about-strippers/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-26T18:42:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/06/23/juswondering-do-the-kids-even-know-what-a-record-scratch-is-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mannequin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mannequin</image:title><image:caption>Kim Cattrall's finest performance</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/nowandthen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nowandthen</image:title><image:caption>iTod Meet Coaster Spinner With Weird Arm Thingee?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-26T16:32:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/20/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-the-kitchen-sink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/president-obama-laughing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>president-obama-laughing</image:title><image:caption>I'd like to think if he was still there, this was his response.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/punchline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punchline</image:title><image:caption>My punchline:</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/man-on-couch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-on-couch</image:title><image:caption>That's when a man said to his wife: "You told me not to think!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pythagorean_theorem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pythagorean_Theorem</image:title><image:caption>That's when I shared my theory on food portioning:</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kid_smearing_ice_cream_face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kid_smearing_ice_cream_face</image:title><image:caption>I decided I was going to eat ice cream anyway, since there was so much leftover. As I was about to do so, a friend that was working gave me permission to pig out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/carnival-ticket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carnival ticket</image:title><image:caption>But to get free ice cream, you needed a ticket from a sponsor. Every sponsor I checked in with ran out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fudgerippleicecream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fudgerippleicecream</image:title><image:caption>And how could I forget to tell you it was coincidentally also Free Ice Cream Day?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lingerie-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lingerie day</image:title><image:caption>Oh yeah... did I mention it was Lingerie Day? All over the mall, women were only wearing lingerie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/barack-obama-serious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barack obama serious</image:title><image:caption>I ran into Pres</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/swing-set.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swing set</image:title><image:caption>And I was proud</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-06T15:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/19/just-sh-ty-to-the-sh-songs-about-the-number-one/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-25T15:13:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/18/hibbidy-wah-those-are-some-good-questions-about-prometheus-spoilers/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-22T19:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/15/drunken-recollection-i-couldnt-wait-for-urban-dictionarys-approval/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/redickuless-urban-dictionary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redickuless urban dictionary</image:title><image:caption>I'm ashamed to stake claim to this definition.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thumbercats-urban-dictionary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thumbercats urban dictionary</image:title><image:caption>Thumbercats Ho, indeed. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/urban-dictionary-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>urban dictionary logo</image:title><image:caption>Where's the Urban Thesaurus?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-22T15:37:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/14/inasense-lost-you-learn-some-dirty-new-slang-everday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rings-dont-plug-holes-urban-dictionary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rings dont plug holes urban dictionary</image:title><image:caption>We knew we didn't make this up either...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/colorado-thunderstorm-urban-dictionary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colorado thunderstorm urban dictionary</image:title><image:caption>Nobody claimed to make this one up... it was simply brought up because it was funny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cantilingus-urban-dictionary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cantilingus urban dictionary</image:title><image:caption>Can't say the same about this...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/failatio-urban-dictionary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>failatio urban dictionary</image:title><image:caption>As it is with "pizza" and "cheeseburgers," it's hard to find a bad one...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-21T15:14:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/13/the-silver-lining-sometimes-watching-commercials-can-bring-surprises/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-13T17:10:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/12/unofficial-trilogy-wacky-films-of-the-80s-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/adventures-of-buckeroo-banzai-across-8th-dimension-big-trouble-in-little-china-bill-and-teds-excellent-adventure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adventures of buckeroo banzai across 8th dimension big trouble in little china bill and teds excellent adventure</image:title><image:caption>One begat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-13T16:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/11/worth-1002-words-twice-the-fun-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/princess_leia_centerfold_by_blitzcadet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>princess_leia_centerfold_by_blitzcadet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fundies-underwear-built-for-two.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fundies underwear built for two</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-13T15:17:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/08/juswondering-how-did-this-make-it-to-tv/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-08T19:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/07/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-sometimes-titles-are-just-the-same/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-08T15:51:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/06/happy-find-fun-fun-fun-conspiracy-theory-of-the-last-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rebecca-black-friday-jfk-assassination.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rebecca black friday jfk assassination</image:title><image:caption>Sorry if it's fuzzy... transcript below...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-06T18:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/05/a-handful-of-carly-rae-jepsen-riffs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/call-me-maybe-spoof-george-michael-bluth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>call me maybe spoof george michael bluth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/call-me-maybe-spoof-marty-mcfly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>call me maybe spoof marty mcfly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/call-me-maybe-spoof-jay-z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>call me maybe spoof jay-z</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-04T19:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/03/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-the-2012-detroit-tigers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/calvin-peeing-on-hobbes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>calvin peeing on hobbes</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that feels about right...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tigers-record-june-4-2012.png</image:loc><image:title>tigers record june 4 2012</image:title><image:caption>We're in third behind Chicago and Cleveland. Third!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T17:32:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/04/musical-musings-another-round-of-this/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-04T15:36:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/06/01/monkeyflashmonkeyback-the-adventures-of-buckeroo-banzai-across-the-8th-dimension/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-04T14:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/23/awesome-battle-he-man-vs-she-ra/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/masters-of-universe-toys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>masters of universe toys</image:title><image:caption>OVERALL WINNER: HE-MAN</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/loo-kee-she-ra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loo-kee she-ra</image:title><image:caption>He hid better than this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/skeletor-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeletor christmas</image:title><image:caption>This takes the cake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/he-man-dragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>he man dragon</image:title><image:caption>A dragon wearing a horned helmet?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/he-man-weird-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>he man weird guy</image:title><image:caption>Who's this guy?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/he-man-skeletor-battle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>he-man-skeletor-battle</image:title><image:caption>Need more proof?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/he-man-skeletor-fight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>he man skeletor fight</image:title><image:caption>They fight by shoving, not punching.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/madame-razz-broom.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Madame-Razz-Broom</image:title><image:caption>Get it! She has a talking broom! (I don't get it...)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/orko-heman-motu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orko heman motu</image:title><image:caption>"Here's today's lesson... if you try to be funny, you're probably not..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/she-ra-and-crew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>she-ra and crew</image:title><image:caption>Hello ladies...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T14:39:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/22/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-how-to-break-the-tigers-slump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lego-camden-yards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego-camden-yards</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lego-stadium-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego stadium 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lego-stadium-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego stadium 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lego-stadium-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego stadium 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lego-hockey-nhl-soccer-basketball-nba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego hockey nhl soccer basketball nba</image:title><image:caption>Only one of these sports is "real."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lego_baseball_player.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego_baseball_player</image:title><image:caption>Well, not just the Lego guy. Out of all Legos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/justin-verlander.png</image:loc><image:title>justin verlander</image:title><image:caption>"I don't like where this is going..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-29T18:52:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/21/hibbidy-wah-dont-they-realize-this-song-is-about-a-one-night-stand/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-29T18:13:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/18/the-silver-lining-punk-is-not-dead-its-on-youtube/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-23T19:10:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/17/inasense-lost-taylor-kitschs-film-career/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/john-carter-battleship-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john carter battleship poster</image:title><image:caption>(Sorry, that's lame... but so are these movies!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/taylor-kitsch-gambit-wolverine-x-men-john-carter-battleship-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taylor kitsch gambit wolverine x-men john carter battleship poster</image:title><image:caption>...and yer out!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-23T15:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/16/drunken-recollection-superhero-sexism-well-i-never/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/approved_by_the_comics_code_authority.gif</image:loc><image:title>Approved_by_the_Comics_Code_Authority</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/batgirl-bat-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batgirl bat boy</image:title><image:caption>...you should have all seen this coming.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/supergirl-superboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>supergirl superboy</image:title><image:caption>Supergirl... more like Superhot, and Superboy looks superbored...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spider-woman-girl-boy-man-comic-covers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spider woman girl boy man comic covers</image:title><image:caption>Spider-Girl is Spidey's daughter, May; Spider-Boy is a mixture of Spider-Man and Superboy in a combined comic event (so in other words, not real, figuratively speaking).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/batwoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batwoman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/superwoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superwoman</image:title><image:caption>Some incarnations of Superwoman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hawkgirl-hawkwoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hawkgirl hawkwoman</image:title><image:caption>Hawkgirl gets love; Hawkwoman gets second-billing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-22T18:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/15/worth-1002-words-saved-by-what-bell-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lisa-turtle-lark-voorhies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lisa turtle lark voorhies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-21T15:41:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/14/unofficial-trilogy-80s-movies-that-will-hopefully-never-get-remade-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/toy-soul-man-weekend-at-bernies-posters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toy soul man weekend at bernies posters</image:title><image:caption>These came out of Hollywood when P.C. just meant Pacific Coast...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-20T18:50:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/11/juswondering-maybe-lens-flares-arent-a-j-j-abrams-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/this-means-war-lens-flares-chris-pine-dvd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>this means war lens flares chris pine dvd</image:title><image:caption>...and here he is on the DVD cover for This Means War.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/star-trek-chris-pine-flare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-trek-chris-pine-flare</image:title><image:caption>Here he is in Star Trek.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/star-trek-lens-flare-montage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-trek-lens-flare-montage</image:title><image:caption>The future's so bright, I gotta wear BluBlockers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-20T17:58:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/10/a-handful-of-movies-that-are-not-sequels-to-other-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chernobyl-princess-diaries-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chernobyl princess diaries poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/battleship-clue-posters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battleship clue posters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/think-like-man-what-women-want-posters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>think like man what women want posters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/black-dog-white-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black dog white dog poster</image:title><image:caption>One is about truckers; one is about a racist dog.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T19:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/09/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-the-year-of-the-arrow-plus-bonus-cocs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chitauri-leviathan-avengers-decepticons-transformers-dark-of-moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chitauri leviathan avengers decepticons transformers dark of moon</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, this one's a bit better... let's go for one more COC!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/star-kid-inside-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star kid inside movie</image:title><image:caption>yup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/iron_man_headsup_inside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron_man_headsup_inside</image:title><image:caption>what</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/masters-of-universe-he-man-avengers-chitauri-flying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>masters of universe he-man avengers chitauri flying</image:title><image:caption>Sorta...?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hunger-games-avengers-hawkeye-brave-bow-arrow-posters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hunger games avengers hawkeye brave bow arrow posters</image:title><image:caption>Keep your sights on the bulls-eye...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T16:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/08/musical-musings-my-favorite-lonely-at-the-bar-songs-not-that-i-ever-go-to-the-bar-alone/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-11T19:42:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/07/happy-finds-doubly-overstimulated-edition/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-11T18:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/04/awful-battle-dead-dogs-kid-films-bad-idea/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-09T19:36:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/03/monkeyflashmonkeyback-they-dont-write-theme-songs-like-that-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bushquayle1988.gif</image:loc><image:title>bushquayle1988</image:title><image:caption>Good things presidents don't have sequels!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-03T18:46:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/02/hibbidy-wah-off-putting-is-an-understatement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bearded-ladies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bearded ladies</image:title><image:caption>No Kardashians? M(o)ust(ache) have been too easy...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T17:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/05/01/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-a-strange-way-to-spend-easter-sunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ewen-mcgregor-james-franco-paul-rudd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ewen mcgregor james franco paul rudd</image:title><image:caption>It's a coincidence all three of these films are about drugs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T21:27:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/30/the-sh-to-just-meh-lets-ask-a-hipster-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hipster-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hipster-3</image:title><image:caption>"..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hipster-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>hipster-2</image:title><image:caption>"Have you seen my friend? He's around here somewhere."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hipster-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hipster-1</image:title><image:caption>"Get out of my way!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/theory-of-hipster-relativity-dustinland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theory of hipster relativity dustinland</image:title><image:caption>Don't</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T17:36:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/20/drunken-recollection-so-youre-saying-jennifer-lawrence-looks-like-olivia-munn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jennifer-lawrence-olivia-munn-katniss-leia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer lawrence olivia munn katniss leia</image:title><image:caption>Katniss Everdeen, meet Slave Leia... I'm sure you'll both have so much to talk about</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jennifer-lawrence-olivia-munn-sexy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer lawrence olivia munn sexy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jennifer-lawrence-olivia-munn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer lawrence olivia munn</image:title><image:caption>Jennifer Lawrence, meet Olivia Munn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-19T21:11:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/19/inasense-lost-mischief-in-my-memory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mischief-vhs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mischief vhs</image:title><image:caption>God Bless the VHS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mischief-movie-poster-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mischief movie poster 2</image:title><image:caption>How did people Photoshop (verb) before Photoshop (noun)?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mischief-movie-poster-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mischief-movie-poster-1</image:title><image:caption>I will never forget my first time... seeing this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mischief-dvd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mischief-dvd</image:title><image:caption>This image has been burned in my brain for so long.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T16:31:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/18/the-silver-lining-alternate-titles-for-firefly-that-could-have-saved-it-maybe-probably-not/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/firefly-title-card-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Firefly title card logo</image:title><image:caption>Does this scream western sci-fi space romp or what?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T16:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/17/unofficial-trilogy-movies-you-will-likely-never-see/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/experts-tough-guys-run.jpg</image:loc><image:title>experts tough guys run</image:title><image:caption>Ahh, the 80's (and early 90's)...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-25T18:07:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/16/worth-1002-words-fast-food-america-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/crazy-peeps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy peeps</image:title><image:caption>Yikes! Peep!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/yikes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yikes</image:title><image:caption>Yikes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T05:46:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/13/juswondering-how-did-this-ever-happen/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-17T19:05:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/12/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-colin-farrell-remake-king/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/colin-ferrell-full-house-uncle-jesse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colin ferrell full house uncle jesse</image:title><image:caption>Uncle Jesse, anyone?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/colin-farrell-remakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colin farrell remakes</image:title><image:caption>Face upgrades throughout his Hollywood career...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-17T18:07:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/11/musical-musings-strange-songs-about-other-singers/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-13T19:33:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/10/a-handful-of-decidedly-90s-ditties/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-11T18:38:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/09/happy-find-art-of-my-mind/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-11T15:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/06/awful-battle-these-commercials-cant-be-real-or-can-they/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-10T22:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/05/monkeyflashmonkeyback-what-a-tees/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/big-johnson-t-shirt.png</image:loc><image:title>big johnson t-shirt</image:title><image:caption>Additional phrase: "Something-something-something up-stares."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hard-rock-cafe-logo-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hard-rock-cafe-logo-t-shirt</image:title><image:caption>(Insert city name above)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bart-simpson-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bart simpson t-shirt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rude-dog-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rude dog t-shirt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-10T22:12:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/04/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-a-new-novelty-scale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pool-table-thermometer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pool table thermometer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T19:02:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/03/hibbidy-wah-pink-slime-bugs-in-coffee-and-now-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-bacon-kyra-sedgwick-related.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kevin bacon kyra sedgwick related</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cochineal-extract-carmine-starbucks.png</image:loc><image:title>cochineal-extract-carmine-Starbucks</image:title><image:caption>I told you so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/polish_cochineal_closeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Polish_cochineal_closeup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T18:00:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/04/02/the-shot-to-just-sh-ty-nbcs-up-all-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/christina-applegate-reagan-amy-necklace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christina applegate reagan amy necklace</image:title><image:caption>ick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/up-all-night-nbc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Up-All-Night-NBC</image:title><image:caption>This show is</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T16:15:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/23/drunken-recollection-condiment-machines-full-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sweet-n-low-packet-pickup-line.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweet n low packet pickup line</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/equal-packet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>equal packet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/splenda-packet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>splenda packet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nutrasweet-packet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nutrasweet packet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ketchup-packet1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ketchup packet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mustard-packet1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mustard packet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/relish-packet1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>relish packet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sugar-packet1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sugar packet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-04T16:16:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/22/the-silver-lining-michael-bays-teenage-mutant-ninja-aliens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tokka-rahzar-tmnt-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tokka Rahzar TMNT 2</image:title><image:caption>Tokka and Rahzar. Why not Bebop and Rocksteady?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/krang-tmnt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Krang tmnt</image:title><image:caption>Okay, he's technically from Dimension X, but isn't that alien enough?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gamera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gamera</image:title><image:caption>This might be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/spaced-invaders-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spaced-invaders-movie</image:title><image:caption>These are not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/aliens-in-the-attic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aliens in the attic</image:title><image:caption>These are not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-02T19:41:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/21/worth-1002-words-where-is-my-chair-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/whereismychair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whereismychair</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, though.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-27T19:22:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/20/inasense-lost-a-better-episode-i-that-will-never-be-watch-this/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-26T23:13:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/19/unofficial-trilogy-adapted-screenplay-edition-now-in-theaters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-carter-21-jump-street-hunger-games-poster.png</image:loc><image:title>john carter 21 jump street hunger games poster</image:title><image:caption>Mars needs women... and food.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-26T19:35:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/16/juswondering-what-other-president-should-get-rebooted/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-18T07:35:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/15/happy-find-the-schwarzenegger-follies/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-20T03:00:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/14/musical-musings-first-song-title-with-leet-speak/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-19T23:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/13/a-handful-of-songs-about-santa-monica/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-29T19:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/12/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-really-unwanted-typecasting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/30-rock-susan-sarandon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30 Rock susan sarandon</image:title><image:caption>His hat should have read, "HOT FOR EACHER"... it's funny because the "T" fell off.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T19:35:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/09/monkeyflashmonkeyback-the-man-of-action-for-president/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-15T19:01:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/08/just-sh-ty-to-the-sh-is-this-annoying-commercial-growing-on-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-15T18:06:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/07/awful-battle-preview-mix-n-match/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-15T14:53:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/06/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-mitts-lit-promise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/stephen-king-books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephen-king-books</image:title><image:caption>King of the Fountain... Pen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/james-patterson-books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>james patterson books</image:title><image:caption>Just a "pattering" of his works.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mitt-romney-in-a-knit-mitt-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mitt romney in a knit mitt hat</image:title><image:caption>New Slogan: "Mitt Romney in a knit mitt hat, for you... for us."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-07T00:14:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/05/hibbidy-wah-why-is-no-one-pitching-a-b-about-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/abc-dont-trust-b-apt-23-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abc-dont-trust-b-apt-23-poster</image:title><image:caption>Please tell me this "B" is short for "Black-Haired Girl"...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/abc-gcb-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ABC-GCB-Poster</image:title><image:caption>It stands for "Good Christian Blondes," right? It doesn't!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-05T19:26:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/02/drunken-recollection-terrible-license-plate-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/me-as-yoda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me as yoda</image:title><image:caption>What were the chances that I had my Yoda mask with me when I saw the license plate? Apparently, really good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/terrible-license-plate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terrible license plate</image:title><image:caption>It's better than IGODWN2... (click this image for the story)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-02T18:59:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/03/01/unofficial-trilogy-shott-gunnn-kid-detective-edition/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-01T15:39:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/29/worth-1002-words-my-next-haircut-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lion-mane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lion mane</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-29T19:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/28/inasense-lost-eddie-the-flying-gimp-from-outer-space/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-28T23:32:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/24/the-2nd-annual-academy-awards-cage-match/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/oscar-octagon-best-actress.png</image:loc><image:title>oscar octagon best actress</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/oscar-octagon-best-actor.png</image:loc><image:title>oscar octagon best actor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-27T17:26:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/27/the-silver-lining-4-was-1-on-oscar-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/melissa-mccarthy-2012-oscars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>melissa-mccarthy-2012-oscars</image:title><image:caption>She was hilarious on SNL, but I've never seen her show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dean-pelton-costumes-jim-nash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dean pelton costumes jim nash</image:title><image:caption>This is just the tip of the Oscar-winner's bald head! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jim-nash-oscars-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jim nash oscars 2012</image:title><image:caption>He's the bald one mocking Angelina Jolie's earlier pose.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/kristen-wiig-2012-oscars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kristen wiig 2012 oscars</image:title><image:caption>"Gilly!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tina-fey-ellie-kemper-maya-rudolph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tina fey ellie kemper maya rudolph</image:title><image:caption>The</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-27T16:39:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/23/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-l-i-b-e-r-a-l-borrowing-strikes-again/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-23T04:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/22/musical-musings-lame-songs/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-23T00:48:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/21/a-handful-of-collections-of-remakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/recycled-kermits-1.png</image:loc><image:title>recycled kermits 1</image:title><image:caption>1 out of 5</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/recycled-kermits-2-half.png</image:loc><image:title>recycled kermits 2 half</image:title><image:caption>2.5 out of 5</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/recycled-kermits-4.png</image:loc><image:title>recycled kermits 4</image:title><image:caption>4 out of 5</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/recycled-kermits-5.png</image:loc><image:title>recycled kermits 5</image:title><image:caption>5 out of 5</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/recycled-kermits-3.png</image:loc><image:title>recycled kermits 3</image:title><image:caption>3 out of 5</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/duran-duran-tribute-album.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>duran duran tribute album</image:title><image:caption>duran duran</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/honeymoon_in_vegas_original_soundtrack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Honeymoon_In_Vegas_(Original_Soundtrack)</image:title><image:caption>Rock N' Repeat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T19:17:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/20/juswondering-why-do-i-hate-these-commercials-so/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/iphone-rock-god-guitar-stores.png</image:loc><image:title>iphone rock god guitar stores</image:title><image:caption>First surprise - Siri worked?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-22T18:35:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/17/monkeyflashmonkeyback-my-greatest-scam-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/muscle-toys-80s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muscle toys 80s</image:title><image:caption>*These are M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestlers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sweet-secrets-transformer-jewelry-horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweet secrets transformer jewelry horse star jumper</image:title><image:caption>This was a Transformer?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/rainbow-brite-sprites-toys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow brite sprites toys</image:title><image:caption>Star Wars Cantina, anyone?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/strawberry-shortcake-pets-toys-80s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strawberry shortcake pets toys 80s</image:title><image:caption>Okay, for these, I played the animals.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/charmkins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charmkins</image:title><image:caption>These were big fans of the M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestlers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vanessa-warfield-manta-mask-toy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanessa warfield manta mask toy</image:title><image:caption>Vanessa Warfield and Manta, members of V.E.N.O.M., enemies of M.A.S.K.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/evil_horde_she-ra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evil_horde_she-ra</image:title><image:caption>Hordak, Leech, and Grizzlor, of course.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-23T20:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/16/awful-battle-john-carter-of-attack-of-the-clones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/project-x-poster-1987-2012.png</image:loc><image:title>project x poster 1987 2012</image:title><image:caption>One has monkeying around in it and the other has a monkey.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/andrew-stanton-wall-e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Stanton</image:title><image:caption>Hint: One of the answers is in his hands.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/geonosis-nexu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>geonosis nexu</image:title><image:caption>Furry-ous Beast: Check.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/geonosis_arena.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Geonosis_arena_Petranaki </image:title><image:caption>Dusty Arena: Check.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/john-carter-beast-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>JOHN-CARTER-beast-1</image:title><image:caption>Dusty Arena: Check. Furry-ous Beast: Check.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T00:59:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/15/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-what-do-you-get-barbara-walters-for-her-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/arbor-day-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arbor day logo</image:title><image:caption>You know... because of her tree thing.*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/barbara-walters1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbara walters</image:title><image:caption>Babs, ever the stalwart Weeping Willow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/barbara-walters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbara walters</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T17:32:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/14/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-songs-about-new-york/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/toms-restaurant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Seinfeld anyone?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-16T23:44:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/10/the-silver-lining-episode-i-the-phantom-mess-i-mean-menace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cgi-yoda-puppet-compare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cgi yoda puppet compare</image:title><image:caption>Yoda got an upgrade!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jake-lloyd-anakin-skywalker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jake lloyd anakin skywalker</image:title><image:caption>If he says "wizards" one more time!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/darth-maul-vs-qui-gon-jinn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>darth-maul-vs-qui-gon-jinn</image:title><image:caption>Darth Maul and Qui-Gon Jinn, which translates to "Half Slice" and "Hole in Chest"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-16T00:04:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/13/hibbidy-wah-hibbidy-minaj/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nicki-minaj-lily-tomlin-big-chair.png</image:loc><image:title>nicki minaj lily tomlin big chair</image:title><image:caption>Nicki Minaj meets Lily Tomlin meets Big Chair</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-16T00:03:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/06/inasense-lost-nostalgia-in-3d/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/beauty-beast-phantom-menace-3d-poster.png</image:loc><image:title>beauty beast phantom menace 3d poster</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful and Beastly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T23:03:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/07/worth-1002-words-this-couldnt-have-been-the-real-poster-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/star-trek-iv-voyage-home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star trek iv voyage home</image:title><image:caption>Word Up</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T23:03:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/08/drunken-recollection-dont-make-a-great-one-pun-dont-make-a-great-one-pun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lily-collins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lily collins</image:title><image:caption>Her father does not play on of the Seven Dwarfs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/abby-elliott-maxim.png</image:loc><image:title>abby-elliott-maxim</image:title><image:caption>More like, Sunday Morning Live</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paulina-gretzky-tanning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paulina gretzky tanning</image:title><image:caption>Puck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paulina-gretzky-twitter-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paulina-gretzky-twitter-pic</image:title><image:caption>Hat trick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paulina-gretzky-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paulina-gretzky-glasses</image:title><image:caption>She did not borrow those glasses from any officials, I'm telling you...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-22T09:18:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/09/unofficial-trilogy-unbelievably-wise-apes-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/creepers_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepers_poster</image:title><image:caption>Jeepers, where'd you get that chewed up mangled peeper?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/carnival-magic-phenomena-rise-of-planet-of-apes.png</image:loc><image:title>carnival magic phenomena rise of planet of apes</image:title><image:caption>Rise of the Quality of the Ape Films</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T23:03:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/03/happy-find-here-are-some-videos-im-tired-of-writing-today/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-05T18:08:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/02/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-diva-diets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tom-brady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom-brady</image:title><image:caption>That's called a (calorie) burn, Tom Brady.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-05T17:46:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/02/01/a-handful-of-odd-guest-appearances-in-songs/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-13T18:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/27/juswondering-might-i-drive-to-ohio-for-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/taco-bell-breakfast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taco bell breakfast</image:title><image:caption>Does that come in a Big Box or as a Meal Deal, please?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-01T20:14:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/26/monkeyflashmonkeyback-lethal-oversight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/their-initials.jpg</image:loc><image:title>their initials</image:title><image:caption>Their initials.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lethal-weapon-riggs-murtaugh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lethal weapon riggs murtaugh</image:title><image:caption>They were too young for this shit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-01T19:36:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/25/musical-musings-imagined-re-imaginings-of-other-songs/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-30T15:42:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/24/awesome-battle-tv-shows-that-tried-to-find-new-life-in-film/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kids-in-the-hall-twin-peaks-x-files-firefly-strangers-with-candy.png</image:loc><image:title>kids in the hall twin peaks x-files firefly strangers with candy</image:title><image:caption>Kids in the Hall - Twin Peaks - Firefly - Strangers with Candy - The X-Files</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/transformers-beavis-butthead-south-park-x-files-aqua-teen-hunger-force-movie-poster.png</image:loc><image:title>transformers beavis butthead south park x-files aqua teen hunger force movie poster</image:title><image:caption>Transformers - Beavis and Butt-Head - South Park - The X-Files - Aqua Teen Hunger Force</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/muppets-star-trek-naked-gun-movie-posters.png</image:loc><image:title>muppets star trek naked gun movie posters</image:title><image:caption>The Muppet Show - Star Trek: TOS &amp; TNG - Naked Gun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/serenity-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>serenity poster</image:title><image:caption>Also known as, The Firefly Movie. Actually, neither title is really that good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tim-and-eric-biillion-dolalr-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim and eric biillion dolalr movie</image:title><image:caption>Nobody knows anything about this except for five people I know.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-26T19:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/23/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-the-all-new-goldfish-cracker-mascot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/all-new-goldfish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>all new goldfish</image:title><image:caption>(Fairly Accurate) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/goldfish-crackers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goldfish-crackers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-25T23:29:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/22/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-crappy-commercials/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-25T22:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/21/the-silver-lining-the-heart-hand-gesture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lehavi-hamer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lehavi hamer</image:title><image:caption>This lady looks like she makes many "claims"...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/steven-tyler-taylor-swift-heart-hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steven tyler taylor swift heart hand</image:title><image:caption>Aeroswift</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/deez-nuts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deez-nuts</image:title><image:caption>My trademark.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/heart-mark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heart-mark</image:title><image:caption>I guess this is legally called "The Heartmark"... see why below.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-24T21:04:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/20/happy-find-just-watch-this-apropos-of-nothing/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-24T19:32:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/19/hibbidy-wah-are-you-effing-kidding-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mckay-hatch-no-cussing-club.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mckay hatch no cussing club</image:title><image:caption>Where do I begin?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-23T20:24:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/18/unofficial-trilogy-sucked-from-time-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gantz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gantz</image:title><image:caption>Oh. And Natsuna Watanabe is easy on the Gantz.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/freejack-mick-jagger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freejack mick jagger</image:title><image:caption>He's got the guns like Jagger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cheryl-ladd-kris-kristofferson-millenium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MSDMILL FE004</image:title><image:caption>...then this pic's for you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/millennium-freejack-gantz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>millennium freejack gantz</image:title><image:caption>Sci</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-30T07:41:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/17/drunken-recollection-i-severely-miss-5-dont-read-this-if-you-work-with-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spilled-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spilled beer</image:title><image:caption>Here's to you #5.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fifth_place_green.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fifth_place_green</image:title><image:caption>It</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T23:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/16/worth-1002-words-what-the-f-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/facebook-bed-fbed.gif</image:loc><image:title>facebook bed fbed</image:title><image:caption>F This</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T23:31:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/15/inasense-lost-inasense-confused-inasense-no-longer-hungry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pizza-boomerang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza boomerang</image:title><image:caption>Master of the Microwave</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-16T20:55:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/14/coinkydink-or-coinkdonk-50-first-rachel-mcadams-notebooks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/the-vow-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-vow-poster</image:title><image:caption>Her latest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-15T20:26:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/13/a-handful-of-color-ful-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/color-purple-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>color purple poster</image:title><image:caption>Again, my favorite color for clockworks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/deep_blue_sea_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deep_blue_sea_poster</image:title><image:caption>Hey! Look out for that</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/green_lantern_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green_lantern_poster</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes green means stop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/a-clockwork-orange-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a-clockwork-orange-poster</image:title><image:caption>I've</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/yellowbeard-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellowbeard poster</image:title><image:caption>This </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/red-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red poster</image:title><image:caption>Bruce</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/the_grey_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_grey_poster</image:title><image:caption>The Boring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-15T19:55:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/12/musical-musings-not-that-again/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-13T00:49:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/11/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-a-precious-centerfielder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gabourey-sidibe-outfield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gabourey sidibe outfield</image:title><image:caption>I think she's even wearing high heels. You go girl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/precious-fielder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gabourey sidibe prince fielder</image:title><image:caption>Precious Fielder</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-13T00:27:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/10/juswondering-what-does-37-mean-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/max-scherzer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Max Scherzer</image:title><image:caption>He's a better pitcher than a belly itcher.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/max-scherzer-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>max-scherzer-eyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/to_gillian_on_her_thirty_seventh_birthday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>to_gillian_on_her_thirty_seventh_birthday</image:title><image:caption>It also starred Peter Gallagher.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-13T00:04:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/09/monkeyflashmonkeyback-some-bands-named-after-characters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/veruca-salt.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>veruca salt</image:title><image:caption>What a nut (or in this case, a golden chocolate egg).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/luther-campbell-2-live-crew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luther campbell 2 live crew</image:title><image:caption>He so corny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/goldfinger-james-bond.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goldfinger james bond</image:title><image:caption>Not to be confused with Goldmember</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/save-ferris-water-tower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>save ferris water tower</image:title><image:caption>John Hughes saw this real water tower and based the entire film around it. True stroy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tpau-star-trek-tos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t'pau star trek tos</image:title><image:caption>A Vulcan priestess by any other name is kind of like a Romulan priestess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dr-durand-durand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dr durand durand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dr-durand-durand.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dr. durand durand</image:title><image:caption>He'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mama-fratelli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mama-fratelli</image:title><image:caption>"You better not even think about throwing me from a train."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-15T21:21:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/08/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-dumb-movie-ideas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cowboys-and-aliens-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowboys and aliens poster</image:title><image:caption>...and boredom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stealing_harvard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stealing_harvard</image:title><image:caption>They should have tried to steal Yale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tomcats-ready-to-rumble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tomcats ready to rumble</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/arachnophobia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arachnophobia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/twister.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twister</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/man-on-a-ledge-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-on-a-ledge-movie-poster</image:title><image:caption>"So what's it about?" "Well, it's a whole movie about the opening scene of Lethal Weapon. Except it's a dude. And he's clothed."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-10T02:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/07/awful-battle-first-comes-stupid-then-comes-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-25T06:25:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/06/drunken-recollection-the-makings-of-a-one-hit-wonder/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-08T17:49:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/05/hibbidy-wah-theres-a-world-record-for-that/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-08T17:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/04/unhappy-find-man-detroit-sucks-but-charlie-leduff-is-a-pimp/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-06T00:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/03/worth-1002-words-april-ludgate-is-my-hero-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/april-ludgate-talents.gif</image:loc><image:title>april-ludgate-talents</image:title><image:caption>'Nuff Said.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-04T16:36:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/31/this-blog-year-2011-in-review-if-anyone-cares/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-03T03:39:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/02/unofficial-trilogy-meta-mental-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stranger-than-fiction-lars-real-girl-beaver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stranger than fiction lars real girl beaver</image:title><image:caption>These posters are almost like Neopolitan Ice Cream.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-03T03:26:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2012/01/01/the-silver-lining-nielsen-ratings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nielsen-ratings-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nielsen ratings box</image:title><image:caption>The Grating Ratings Box</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-03T02:41:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/12/in-defense-of-some-of-my-strange-sacred-cows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/four-word-posters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>four word posters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/katie_holmes_joey_potter_dawsons_creek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Katie_Holmes_joey_potter_dawsons_creek</image:title><image:caption>Joey (Fucking) Potter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/michelle-williams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle williams</image:title><image:caption>This is probably the best picture I've ever seen of her.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:32:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/28/in-defense-of-this-type-of-racist-joke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tracy-morgan-jordan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tracy-Morgan-jordan</image:title><image:caption>I am none of the above.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/13/in-defense-of-todays-youth-even-including-hipsters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/occupy-wall-street-heather-gautney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>occupy-wall-street-heather-gautney</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Wall Street</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/28/in-defense-of-the-nba-staying-on-strike/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lions-tigers-pistons-red-wings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lions tigers pistons red wings</image:title><image:caption>Okay, this is pretty cool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/outgrown-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outgrown game</image:title><image:caption>"Look Ma, I'm slamming!" "You should be able to, dear."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lebron_wade_bosh.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>lebron_wade_bosh</image:title><image:caption>Crybaby 1- Crybaby 2 - Crybaby Who? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:31:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/13/in-defense-of-this-unlikely-unlikable-couple/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/doug-hutchison-courtney-stodden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doug-hutchison-courtney-stodden</image:title><image:caption>They. Are. Married.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:30:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/30/in-defense-of-stick-figure-family-window-decals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/calvin-peeing-on-cymbal-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>calvin peeing on cymbal monkey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/billy-ray-miley-cyrus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billy ray miley cyrus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nadya-suleman-octomom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nadya suleman octomom</image:title><image:caption>Octomom (less the rest of her brood)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/neil-patrick-harris-family-decal1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neil patrick harris family decal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/family-cat-lady-decals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>family-cat-lady-decals</image:title><image:caption>Close but no cigar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cat-lady-decal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat lady decal</image:title><image:caption>Could be a single lady's possible future...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/baby-on-board.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-on-board</image:title><image:caption>Baby, I'm Bored...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fucking-stupid-family-decals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fucking stupid family decals</image:title><image:caption>"Baby On Board" Part 2</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-23T20:34:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/13/in-defense-of-heather-graham/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tara-reid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tara-reid</image:title><image:caption>This is a "before" picture... you don't want to see any "afters."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/boogie-nights-roller-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boogie nights roller girl</image:title><image:caption>This is not the image you hoped I would use.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/amanda-seyfried-esquire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amanda-Seyfried-Esquire</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/katy-perry-topless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katy-perry-topless</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/heather-graham-e1313461662870.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heather-graham</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:29:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/29/in-defense-of-jon-benjamin-has-a-van/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:28:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2008/11/25/drunken-recollection-in-defense-of-jar-jar-binks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/jar_jar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jar_jar</image:title><image:caption>How rude?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wtf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wtf</image:title><image:caption>Sex, guns, and rock-n-roll!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-09T16:09:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/11/in-defense-of-gross-things-on-etsy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/poop-on-etsy.png</image:loc><image:title>poop on etsy</image:title><image:caption>This isn't helping, either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sperm-on-etsy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sperm on etsy</image:title><image:caption>I don't know if this makes for a good argument.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/smoking-fetus2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoking fetus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/inside-bella-womb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inside bella womb</image:title><image:caption>MY GOODNESS - IT'S HORRIBLE!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bella-womb-etsy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bella womb etsy</image:title><image:caption>Hmm... that doesn't seem too bad...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nonono.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nonono</image:title><image:caption>This dish almost makes me vomit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:27:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/28/in-defense-of-michael-bay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/michael-bay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Bay</image:title><image:caption>"Boom goes the dynamite! And everything else!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/14/in-defense-of-lebron-james/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lebron-james-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lebron-james-crying</image:title><image:caption>Bawlers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lebron-james-cleveland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lebron-james-cleveland</image:title><image:caption>"Gimme a Y! As in Y did I leave?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:25:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/25/in-defense-of-the-twilight-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/breaking_dawn_twilight_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breaking_dawn_twilight_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:24:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/12/in-defense-of-ashton-kutcher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ashton-kutcher-bruce-willis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashton kutcher bruce willis</image:title><image:caption>Or they like to smile when they fight. Either way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/demi_moore_nude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demi_moore_nude</image:title><image:caption>That's serious pole dancing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ashton_kutcher_teddy_bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashton_kutcher_teddy_bear</image:title><image:caption>Dude, you're not helping.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:24:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/23/in-defense-of-the-victorious-secrets/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/04/in-defense-of-justin-bieber/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bieber-defense-after.png</image:loc><image:title>bieber defense after</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bieber-defense-before.png</image:loc><image:title>bieber defense before</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/joey-lawrence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joey lawrence</image:title><image:caption>Whoa!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/justin-bieber-shaved-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin-bieber-shaved-head</image:title><image:caption>I want to say, "With a fivehead like that I get the bangs!" But I won't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-20T15:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/25/inasense-lost-kids-movies-now-and-then/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/big-shots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big shots</image:title><image:caption>Big Shots (1987)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cloak_and_dagger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cloak_and_dagger</image:title><image:caption>Cloak &amp; Dagger (1984)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/goonies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goonies</image:title><image:caption>The Goonies (1985)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/monster-squad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster squad</image:title><image:caption>This came out when I was 12.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/last-starfighter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>last starfighter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-04T16:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/24/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-im-late-to-the-party-on-these/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/brea-grant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brea grant</image:title><image:caption>That smirk seems permanent.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T18:55:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/21/juswondering-how-should-we-end-this-movie-with-a-dance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dreamworks-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dreamworks face</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-26T23:34:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/23/a-handful-of-my-latest-crushes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/leeann-dearing-go-daddy-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leeann dearing go daddy girl</image:title><image:caption>I am no longer the master of my domain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/alexandra-breckenridge-american-horror-story.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alexandra-breckenridge-american-horror-story</image:title><image:caption>Maid in Heaven (or Hell)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/molly-ephraim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>molly ephraim</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry. She's 25.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kelly-stables.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelly-stables</image:title><image:caption>She's keeping the wall stable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/shannon-woodward.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shannon-woodward</image:title><image:caption>She's the ideal girl next to the window.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-19T06:58:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/22/musical-musings-what-does-that-mean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/shes-all-imagine-that.jpg</image:loc><image:title>she's all imagine that</image:title><image:caption>What is "that"?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-25T21:07:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/20/monkeyflashmonkeyback-mini-thems/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kelloggs-frosted-mini-wheats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelloggs frosted mini wheats</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/godzilla-son-minya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>godzilla son minya</image:title><image:caption>Godzilla and Minya</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kermit-nephew-robin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kermit nephew robin</image:title><image:caption>Kermit and Robin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/scooby-nephew-scrappy-doo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scooby nephew scrappy doo</image:title><image:caption>Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dr-evil-mini-me.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dr evil mini me</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Evil</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/garfield-nermal.gif</image:loc><image:title>garfield nermal</image:title><image:caption>Garfield and Nermal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-23T23:08:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/19/awesome-battle-those-are-some-nice-dangerous-animals/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-22T20:31:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/18/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-a-ranking-of-famous-seans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sean-hannity-many-emotions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean hannity many emotions</image:title><image:caption>many emotions, shirts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/big-sean-young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big sean young</image:title><image:caption>seans</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sean-hayes-patrick-flanery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean hayes patrick flanery</image:title><image:caption>seans</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sean-penn-astin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean penn astin</image:title><image:caption>seans</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sean-connery-combs-bean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean connery combs bean</image:title><image:caption>seans</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-27T05:39:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/17/degrees-of-happy-finds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/donkey-kong-pica-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donkey kong pica pic</image:title><image:caption>Memba this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bread-fred-savage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bread fred savage</image:title><image:caption>The Wonder Bread Years</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-19T20:09:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/16/hibbidy-wah-theres-fake-and-then-theres-fake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/darkest-hour-fake-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>darkest hour fake guy</image:title><image:caption>No, that is not a hula hoop around him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T21:17:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/13/unofficial-trilogy-b-movies-with-b-endings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/galaxy-of-terror-toolbox-murders-brotherhood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galaxy of terror toolbox murders brotherhood</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-15T17:55:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/15/worth-1002-words-the-infantata-from-american-horror-story-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/infantata-ahs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>infantata ahs</image:title><image:caption>What the--?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-15T17:54:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/14/drunken-recollection-someone-elses-insight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/motivation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Motivation</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Representation (Not Done By Me)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-15T04:17:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/11/inasense-lost-i-dosing-or-whats-wrong-with-kids-these-days/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-12T19:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/10/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-were-all-puppets-in-some-way-i-guess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/neil-patrick-harris-nph-drawing-time-out-ny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neil patrick harris nph drawing time out ny</image:title><image:caption>The NPH</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-greatest-muppet-movie-ever-made-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Greatest-Muppet-Movie-Ever-Made-Movie-Poster</image:title><image:caption>Fozzie, wait for it...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/stephanie-courtney-cavemen-flo-progressive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephanie courtney cavemen flo progressive</image:title><image:caption>You see, she was in a show based on GEICO characters, then she'd later be a character in Progressive ads. Talk about job insurance!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/whoopi-goldberg-rico-rodriguez-manny-selena-gomez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whoopi goldberg rico rodriguez manny selena gomez</image:title><image:caption>Miss Piggy wouldn't be caught dead</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/muppets-amy-adams-john-krasinski-rashida-jones-emily-blunt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muppets amy adams john krasinski rashida jones emily blunt</image:title><image:caption>Muppets</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/amy-adams-rashida-jones-emily-blunt-john-krasinski.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amy adams rashida jones emily blunt john krasinski</image:title><image:caption>The Office vs. Real Life</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-12T19:23:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/09/a-handful-of-the-video-games-that-got-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/computer-game-in-big-film.jpg</image:loc><image:title>computer game in big film</image:title><image:caption>"I get to be on top!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/devon-aire-hidden-diamond-caper-c64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devon aire hidden diamond caper c64</image:title><image:caption>Ah, the good ol' days of 16-bit EGA graphics...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-10T19:40:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/08/musical-musings-what-an-a/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/human-centipede-drawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>human-centipede-drawing</image:title><image:caption>Ass, ass, ass, indeed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-08T20:30:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/07/juswondering-why-does-this-commercial-make-me-talk-to-my-tv/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-07T18:46:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/06/monkeyflashmonkeyback-whats-with-all-these-strange-songs-about-family-members/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tracy-bonhan-burdens-of-being-upright.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tracy Bonhan burdens of being upright</image:title><image:caption>Burdens of being upright? Is that a shout out the Neandrethals?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-06T23:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/05/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-scarlett-and-amber-in-the-same-dream-dont-get-your-hopes-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/salvatore-dali-playboy-amber-heard-scarlett-johansson-black-widow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salvatore dali playboy amber heard scarlett johansson black widow</image:title><image:caption>Not cool, subconscious... not cool...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/scarlett-johansson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scarlett-johansson</image:title><image:caption>I should write her a Scarlett Letter...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/amber-heard-maxim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amber-heard-maxim</image:title><image:caption>The Gods Heard My Heart</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-06T00:22:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/04/awfulawesome-battle-the-many-faces-or-at-least-two-of-fear/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-05T01:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/03/the-sh-to-super-sh-ty-britney-spears/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/young-britney-spears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young britney spears</image:title><image:caption>A babe in the woods.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-02T21:03:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/01/hibbidy-wah-looks-like-i-made-it-but-i-got-no-credit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dave-and-chuck-freak-89x-radio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dave and chuck freak 89x radio</image:title><image:caption>*sniff* No gyno (or DJ) love...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T19:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/12/02/worth-1002-words-santas-locked-and-loaded-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/santa-with-guns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa with guns</image:title><image:caption>Semi-Automatic Santa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T18:25:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/31/happy-find-munsters-no-longer-pushing-daisies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/munsters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munsters</image:title><image:caption>They're creepy and the cooky, but you legally can't say that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T01:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/30/drunken-recollection-latitudes-longitudes-and-flucrush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pumpkin-earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkin earth</image:title><image:caption>Everything's eventual... don't be in such a "flucrush."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T00:44:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/29/unofficial-trilogy-cartoonish-nazi-bashing-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/indiana-jones-last-crusade-rocketeer-inglourious-basterds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>indiana jones last crusade rocketeer inglourious basterds</image:title><image:caption>Fun times in not-so-(Nazi?)-fun times.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-29T03:40:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/27/inasense-lost-did-you-know-these-were-naughty-band-names/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/canned-cheese-cracker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canned cheese cracker</image:title><image:caption>Connect the dots further...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/two-scissors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>two scissors</image:title><image:caption>Connect the dots...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/blow-up-doll-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blow-up-doll-face</image:title><image:caption>This is one of the scariest things I've ever posted. Yet...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/fedex-dildo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fedex dildo</image:title><image:caption>What else can I say?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/gogurt-yoplait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gogurt yoplait</image:title><image:caption>(SIDENOTE: I highly regret starting this post.) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/vajajay-recliner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vajajay recliner</image:title><image:caption>This couch has a (insert analogy for VAGINA).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/one-eyed-willy-goonies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one-eyed willy goonies</image:title><image:caption>One-Eyed Willy, from The Goonies... get it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-28T17:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/26/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-a-doppelganger-double-banger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ridiculousness-tosh-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ridiculousness tosh-0</image:title><image:caption>It's Ridiculousness how much Ridiculousness is like Tosh.0...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wild-grinders-super-mario.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wild grinders super mario</image:title><image:caption>Wild Grinders and Super Mario</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-18T20:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/25/a-handful-of-foods-i-will-never-try/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/jellied-pigs-feet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jellied pigs feet</image:title><image:caption>Only thing worse: Jello'd Pig's Feet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mcrib-mcdonalds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcrib mcdonalds</image:title><image:caption>The modern Haley's Comet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/fear-factor-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fear-factor-food</image:title><image:caption>See also: Survivor Chow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/octopus-al-red-wings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octopus al red wings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/octopus-meal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octopus meal</image:title><image:caption>I tried to find the most appetizing presentation to be fair. This won. And lost. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/banana-split.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana-split</image:title><image:caption>The sexual innuendos are innumerable. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T06:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/24/musical-musings-songs-with-same-titles-that-are-totally-different/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-18T17:39:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/23/juswondering-why-did-i-stop-watching-these-tv-sitcoms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cosby-70s-boss-roseanne-world-home-malcolm.png</image:loc><image:title>cosby 70s boss roseanne world home malcolm</image:title><image:caption>T.G.I.Must.C.U.L8R.TV.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-15T00:10:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/22/monkeyflashmonkeyback-to-all-the-songs-ive-had-crushes-to-before/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-10T02:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/21/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-priorities-in-regard-to-sharks-and-iphones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/iphone-4s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphone 4s</image:title><image:caption>Yup. My brand new iPhone 4S.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/beach-resort-with-sharks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach resort with sharks</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/beach-resort.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach resort</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-26T17:19:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/20/awesome-battle-nathan-fillion-vs-brendan-fraser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brendan-fraser-vs-nathan-fillion.png</image:loc><image:title>brendan fraser vs nathan fillion</image:title><image:caption>"Bring it!" "Oh, it's brung..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-03T18:20:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/19/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-ranking-nerd-tv-producers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jj-abrams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jj abrams</image:title><image:caption>J.J. Abrams</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/steven-spielberg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steven-spielberg</image:title><image:caption>You know who this is...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bryan-fuller-pushing-daisies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bryan fuller pushing daisies</image:title><image:caption>Bryan Fuller</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rob-thomas-veronica-mars.png</image:loc><image:title>rob-thomas-veronica-mars</image:title><image:caption>Rob Thomas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/joss-whedon-avengers-e1319477257716.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joss-whedon-avengers</image:title><image:caption>Joss Whedon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-24T19:21:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/18/hibbidy-wah-this-cant-be-real/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bull_shark_eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bull_Shark_eye</image:title><image:caption>Like I said, "Wait, what?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/shark-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shark eye</image:title><image:caption>I hope</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cyclops-shark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyclops shark</image:title><image:caption>I looks like a giant noodle with a glass eye.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-22T05:20:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/17/happy-find-ideas-assemble/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-22T19:40:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/16/worth-1002-words-i-hope-this-is-a-halloween-costume-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/halloween-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween costume</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-22T19:31:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/14/unofficial-trilogy-halloween-horror-oreo-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brood-stuff-frailty-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brood stuff frailty poster</image:title><image:caption>Horror films always mess with our heads, even in the posters.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-22T19:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/15/punch-drunken-recollection-honey-badger-dont-care/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/eastside-sports-bar-dubois-pennsylvania.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eastside sports bar dubois pennsylvania</image:title><image:caption>They were playing Reel Big Fish's Beer!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-22T19:23:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/11/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-movie-preview-circle-jerk/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-20T16:12:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/12/inasense-lost-create-a-character-contest-strikes-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/snout-spout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snout Spout</image:title><image:caption>They gave him a robot head and dubbed him Snout Spout.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fearless-photog-toy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fearless-Photog-toy</image:title><image:caption>You're still kidding me, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/snake-mountain-toy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snake mountain toy</image:title><image:caption>My mom offered to take it back to the store to get something else. I refused. I played with it once.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/motu-create-a-character.jpg</image:loc><image:title>motu create a character</image:title><image:caption>Retribution will be mine!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/createwinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>createwinner</image:title><image:caption>fearless</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mycharacters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mycharacters</image:title><image:caption>something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/hemancreatecharacter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hemancreatecharacter</image:title><image:caption>Original</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-13T22:03:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/10/a-handful-of-non-halloween-halloween-songs/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-19T19:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/08/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-am-i-the-show-killer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/amber-heard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amber-heard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/whitney-billboard-nbc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whitney billboard nbc</image:title><image:caption>I've seen funnier billboards than this billboard AND show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fringe-lost-tv-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fringe lost tv logo</image:title><image:caption>FTW...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-17T19:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/09/musical-musings-what-the-eff-is-this-sh/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-17T19:49:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/07/monkeyflashmonkeyback-what-kind-of-class-song-is-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/all_the_fine_young_cannibals_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All_the_fine_young_cannibals_poster</image:title><image:caption>Abandoned Slogan: "Good thing she drives him crazy."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-13T01:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/06/in-my-brain-while-awake-this-kids-a-nightmare/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-13T00:57:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/05/awesome-battle-good-will-hunting-vs-swinging-mike-peters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/swingers-vs-good-will-hunting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swingers vs good will hunting</image:title><image:caption>It's like Matt and Ben are the hood of the car.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T20:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/04/happy-find-my-old-vhs-tapes/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-07T19:15:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/03/worth-1000000-words-alds-champs-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tigers-celebrate-alds-win-2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DIGIPIX</image:title><image:caption>One Down - Two to Go</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-07T17:15:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/02/hibbidy-wah-what-ding-a-ling-came-up-with-this-one/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-07T16:17:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/10/01/drunken-recollection-take-me-out-of-this-ballgame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/peter-weller-robocop-sings-detroit-tigers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter weller robocop sings detroit tigers</image:title><image:caption>Okay, so it was the guy that played Robocop...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/detroit-tigers-paws-mascot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Detroit Tigers Paws Mascot</image:title><image:caption>Stripes are solid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/raining-money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raining-money</image:title><image:caption>It's raining men!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T20:39:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/30/just-sh-ty-to-the-sh-now-thats-a-housewives-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/golden-girls-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden girls cast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/unreal-housewives-of-los-angeles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unreal housewives of los angeles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/unreal-housewives-of-milwaukee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unreal housewives of milwaukee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/unreal-housewives-of-new-york.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unreal housewives of new york</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fake-housewives-chicago.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fake housewives chicago</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fake-housewives-detroit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fake housewives detroit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T19:58:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/29/unofficial-trilogy-who-arted-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/exit-through-the-gift-shop-catfish-my-kid-could-paint-that.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exit through the gift shop catfish my kid could paint that</image:title><image:caption>Exit Through the Gift Shop - Catfish - My Kid Could Paint That</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-05T18:54:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/27/juswondering-why-is-there-still-no-film-about-moe-norman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/moe-norman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moe norman</image:title><image:caption>Moe</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-20T04:50:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/25/a-handful-of-former-soap-stars-you-didnt-know-you-liked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/young-alec-baldwin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young alec baldwin</image:title><image:caption>Everybody used to look like this eventually.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/christopher-walken-sleepy-hollow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christopher walken sleepy hollow</image:title><image:caption>So many choices... I chose this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/richard-dean-anderson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard dean anderson</image:title><image:caption>All he needs is a paper clip, a gum wrapper... and a mullet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tom-berenger-major-league-platoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom berenger major league platoon</image:title><image:caption>City Mouse and, um, Country Mouse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sarah_michelle_gellar_comic-con_2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah_Michelle_Gellar_Comic-Con_2011</image:title><image:caption>She played Buffy. She played Daphne. Who can't she play?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-04T03:00:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/24/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-i-have-to-get-ready-of-that-shirt/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-04T01:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/23/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-charlies-angels-high-tech-secret/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/one-button-remote-e1317321527918.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one button remote</image:title><image:caption>Well, one little button on a clunky device.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/original-charlies-angels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>original charlies angels</image:title><image:caption>Jaclyn Smith - Kate Jackson - Farrah Fawcett(-Majors, at the time)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-29T18:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/22/inasense-lost-its-already-been-a-dozen-years/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-29T18:31:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/21/monkeyflashmonkeyback-the-toys-that-got-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vintage_desert_sail_skiff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage_desert_sail_skiff</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tron-light-cycles-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tron light cycles original</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/star-wars-tatoonine-skiff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star wars tatoonine skiff</image:title><image:caption>Everybody wanted this; nobody had it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/centurions-wild-weasel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>centurions wild weasel</image:title><image:caption>This went to Sam Rockwell, remember?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/transformers-grimlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transformers grimlock</image:title><image:caption>Me, Sean, want Grimlock badly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mask-razorback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mask razorback</image:title><image:caption>This car could arch its back. For some reason.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/transformers-20th-anniversary-optimus-prime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transformers 20th anniversary optimus prime</image:title><image:caption>Hellz yeah.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-29T18:00:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/19/worth-1002-words-thats-not-very-nice-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/detroitfreepoops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DetroitFreepOops</image:title><image:caption>Bad Start</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T18:59:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/20/awful-battle-the-one-in-the-v-neck-shirt-vs-the-one-with-feathers-in-his-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/rupaul_sans_drag_as_a_man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RuPaul_sans_drag_as_a_man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scherzinger-vs-seacrest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scherzinger vs seacrest</image:title><image:caption>Tits vs Twit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/reid-vs-jackson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reid vs jackson</image:title><image:caption>Insider vs Insider</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/abdul-vs-lopez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abdul vs lopez</image:title><image:caption>Former Diva vs Former Diva</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cowell-vs-tyler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowell vs tyler</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/simon-cowell-x-factor-judge.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>simon-cowell-x-factor-judge</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes finger earplugs just aren't enough.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T18:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/18/happy-finds-one-for-now-one-for-later/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-28T18:04:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/17/hibbidy-wah-this-is-a-thing-now-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/miley-cyrus-vagina-genie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miley cyrus vagina genie</image:title><image:caption>"You ain't never had a friend like me..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-22T12:04:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/16/drunken-recollection-legally-declaring-idiots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/monkey-with-hats-dunce-cap-e1317085186307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monkey-With-Hats-Dunce-Cap</image:title><image:caption>Dunce</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-27T01:53:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/15/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-the-girl-with-the-drag-on-preview/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-27T00:53:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/14/unofficial-trilogy-mans-mind-trilogy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/roger-dodger-high-fidelity-fight-club.png</image:loc><image:title>roger dodger high fidelity fight club</image:title><image:caption>Men's Mind Trilogy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-23T18:26:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/12/juswondering-what-song-titles-would-make-really-good-movie-titles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/drive-poster-ryan-gosling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drive-poster-ryan-gosling</image:title><image:caption>They have nothing to do with this movie, that's for sure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-22T18:04:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/11/musical-musings-lovesick-puppies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/emma-anzai.png</image:loc><image:title>emma anzai</image:title><image:caption>She sings, plays bass, and is Australian? Three things I've been looking for!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-15T15:04:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/10/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-sillydink-or-sillydonk/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-15T14:41:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/09/a-handful-of-different-kinds-of-different-kinds-of-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/muskrat-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muskrat love</image:title><image:caption>Even muskrats do the dog.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-14T17:14:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/08/inasense-lost-the-scarlett-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scarlett-johansson-sweater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scarlett johansson sweater</image:title><image:caption>Cool socks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scarlett-johansson-nude-behind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scarlett johansson nude behind</image:title><image:caption>Nice mirror.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scarlett-johansson-nude-above.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scarlett johansson nude above</image:title><image:caption>That's quite an armpit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-14T16:03:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/07/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-only-in-my-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pauly-d-mullet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pauly d mullet</image:title><image:caption>"Call me DJ Mullet."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/olivia-munn-wow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olivia-munn-wow</image:title><image:caption>Attack of the Show, indeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/debbie-gibson-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>debbie gibson now</image:title><image:caption>Sorry. This is Deborah Gibson.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-12T17:17:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/06/awesome-battle-little-boppers-vs-pocket-rockers/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-12T16:43:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/05/worth-1002-words-lions-tigers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/commissioners-lombardi-trophy.png</image:loc><image:title>commissioners lombardi trophy</image:title><image:caption>Oh my.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-12T16:05:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/04/monkeyflashmonkeyback-first-toy-in-each-collection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lego-police-station-381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego police station 381</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jazz-transformers-g1-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jazz transformers g1 box</image:title><image:caption>More than meets the eye!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/leader-1-go-bots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leader-1 go-bots</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mask-condor-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mask condor box</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vintage_carded_rotj_luke_x-wing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vintage_carded_ROTJ_Luke_X-Wing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/chewbacca-potf-1995.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chewbacca potf 1995</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-09T19:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/03/happy-finds-googly-ey-eff-that-yachts-with-volcanoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/island-yacht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>island yacht</image:title><image:caption>Imagine the googly eye magnets you could put on that!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/googly-eye-hammer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>googly eye hammer</image:title><image:caption>Look how scared this hammer is about having his face smashed!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T16:28:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/02/hibbidy-wah-this-is-the-future-hopefully-not/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-08T16:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/09/01/drunken-recollection-the-big-potato/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/me-and-jose-valverde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me and jose valverde</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/me-at-comerica-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me at comerica park</image:title><image:caption>We were seated near the bullpen and foul pole in left field.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jose-valverde-ticket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jose valverde ticket</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-15T14:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/31/the-sh-to-just-sh-tier-nooooo-george-lucas/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-06T18:32:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/29/juswondering-why-did-rappers-pick-those-names/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/neo-pop-litan.png</image:loc><image:title>neo-pop-litan</image:title><image:caption>Neo-POP-litan!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mister-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mister t</image:title><image:caption>Or in Ice-T's case, maybe this guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ice-t-ice-cube-misc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice-t ice cube misc</image:title><image:caption>Ice-T is James Bonding; Ice Cube is family bonding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ice-t-ice-cube-rappers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice-t ice cube rappers</image:title><image:caption>"We like our beverages very cold!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ice-tea-cube.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice tea cube</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-31T15:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/28/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-remake-to-the-x-treme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/julianne-hough.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julianne-Hough</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/taco-bell-billboard-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taco bell billboard 2</image:title><image:caption>Taco Bell's Tamer Billboard With Wrong Color Scheme</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/taco-bell-billboard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taco bell billboard</image:title><image:caption>Taco Bell's Crazier Style Billboard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/prudential-billboards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prudential billboards</image:title><image:caption>Prudential's Billboards' Sayings</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-30T16:49:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/27/musical-musings-save-me-glory-days/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-29T19:56:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/26/a-handful-of-not-so-inventive-musicians/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-29T16:10:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/24/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-the-future-of-the-marvel-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sentry-marvel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sentry marvel</image:title><image:caption>Sentry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/los-angeles-galaxy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>los angeles galaxy</image:title><image:caption>Be sure to visit the planet of Compton.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-02T02:10:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/25/inasense-lost-push-push-pushing-the-envelope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/miracleman-9-birth-rick-veitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miracleman 9 birth rick veitch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/miracleman-issue-9-birth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miracleman issue 9 birth</image:title><image:caption>Innocent enough, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/alf-comic-issue-48-seal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alf comic issue 48 seal</image:title><image:caption>No problem.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-28T19:41:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/23/worth-1002-words-ummmm-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/terrible-kid-drawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terrible kid drawing</image:title><image:caption>Crayola Cryin'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-25T17:37:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/22/awful-battle-creepy-celebs-sharing-their-love/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-25T17:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/21/hibbidy-wah-sibling-torture-and-you/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-31T11:48:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/20/happy-find-the-rocketeer-as-a-cartoon/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-24T18:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/19/drunken-recollection-boozed-moodiness/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-24T17:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/18/monkeyflashmonkeyback-that-hits-the-spock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/special-shirt-cbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>special-shirt-cbs</image:title><image:caption>This kind of reminds me of Magnavox's logo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/magnavox-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magnavox-logo</image:title><image:caption>It reminds me of CBS' Special Presentation logo. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-23T15:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/17/the-sh-to-getting-sh-ty-keith-stone-and-his-smoothness-limits/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-18T15:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/16/juswondering-does-this-revenge-flick-take-place-in-ohio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/syriana-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>syriana poster</image:title><image:caption>Syriana's in Rhode Island, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/columbiana-ohio-theater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Columbiana ohio theater</image:title><image:caption>Hopefully they get to show the movie!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/columbiana-ohio-church.jpg</image:loc><image:title>columbiana ohio church</image:title><image:caption>Come and pray this film will play at our theater!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/columbiana-ohio-antiques.jpg</image:loc><image:title>columbiana ohio antiques</image:title><image:caption>Come see new old things!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/columbiana-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>columbiana-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-13T16:56:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/15/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-two-films-too-similar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dilshad-vadasria-freida-pinto.png</image:loc><image:title>dilshad vadasria freida pinto</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jesse-eisenberg-james-franco.png</image:loc><image:title>jesse eisenberg james franco</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/apes-in-poster.png</image:loc><image:title>apes in poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/apes-attacking-people.png</image:loc><image:title>apes attacking people</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-17T11:59:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/14/musical-musings-i-might-have-isolated-the-source/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-29T23:12:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/12/inasense-lost-ya-done-goofed-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cookie-monster-cupcakes-nailed-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cookie monster cupcakes nailed it</image:title><image:caption>This is about right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-15T21:13:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/11/more-than-a-handful-of-the-last-creative-aliens-of-the-silver-screen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/stitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stitch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/star-wars-phantom-menace-sebulba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star wars phantom menace Sebulba</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/star-trek-first-contact-borg-queen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star trek first contact borg queen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mars-attacks-martians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mars attacks martians</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/species-sil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>species sil</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/predator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>predator</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/killer-klowns-from-outer-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>killer klowns from outer space</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/little-shop-of-horrors-audrey-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little shop of horrors Audrey 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mom_and_dad_save_the_world_lub_lub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MOM_AND_DAD_SAVE_THE_WORLD_lub_lub</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/batteries-not-included-fix-its.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batteries not included fix-its</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-15T04:17:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/10/worth-1002-words-an-explanation-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/waldo-carmen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waldo-carmen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-12T23:57:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/09/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-a-new-sport/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/obsticcer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obsticcer</image:title><image:caption>(Not Too Shabby) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-12T15:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/07/hibbidy-wah-gimme-my-cabbage-patch-any-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/reborn_doll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reborn_doll</image:title><image:caption>Uncanny Valley, Population 1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/reborn-doll1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reborn-doll</image:title><image:caption>"They're coming to get you, Barbara..." is stuck in my head, for some reason.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/reborn-doll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reborn doll</image:title><image:caption>It's name is Baby Lana.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/i-love-horses-nintendo-wii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i love horses nintendo wii</image:title><image:caption>How about you say, "I Really Like..." instead?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/i-love-horses-nintendo-ds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i love horses nintendo ds</image:title><image:caption>Is the horse talking in the title of this game?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-12T15:16:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/08/awesome-battle-m-c-esher-and-zach-braff-vs-dream-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/zach-braff-wallpaper-shirt-garden-state.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zach-braff-wallpaper-shirt-garden-state</image:title><image:caption>Analysis: strange, unsettling effect, terrible wallpaper/ nice shirt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dream-house-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dream-house-poster</image:title><image:caption>Analysis: strange unsettling effect, terrible dresses/ wallpaper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mc-esher-hand-with-reflecting-sphere.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mc esher hand with reflecting sphere</image:title><image:caption>Analysis: cool perspective illusion, not your typical "stairs that go to nowhere" drawing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dream-house-poster-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dream-house-poster-2</image:title><image:caption>Analysis: cool perspective illusion, not your typical "floating head" poster</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-11T19:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/06/sort-of-happy-find-white-people-problems-plus-my-new-idea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/imsoretired.png</image:loc><image:title>imsoretired</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/imsoretired2.png</image:loc><image:title>imsoretired2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/imsoretired3.png</image:loc><image:title>imsoretired3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/white-people-problems-transformers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white people problems transformers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/white-people-problems.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white people problems</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-11T18:46:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/05/drunken-recollection-to-fight-a-zombie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/janice-muppets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>janice muppets</image:title><image:caption>"Would you like a dance? Or a hand up your ---?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rocketeer-jetpack-lightsaber.png</image:loc><image:title>rocketeer jetpack lightsaber</image:title><image:caption>A jetpack and a lightsaber</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-07T21:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/04/monkeyflashmonkeyback-aliens-separated-at-birth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gorn-star-trek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gorn star trek</image:title><image:caption>"Gorn is my last name. My first name is Leslie."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/enemy-mine-jerry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enemy mine jerry</image:title><image:caption>Jeriba "Jerry"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/last-starfighter-grig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>last-starfighter-grig</image:title><image:caption>Grig</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/v-alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>v alien</image:title><image:caption>Diana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nikto-rotj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nikto rotj</image:title><image:caption>Nikto</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-07T20:49:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/03/the-sh-to-the-bigger-sh-shine-on-shine-on-iluminate/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-05T18:56:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/02/juswondering-whats-jason-bateman-thinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-change-up-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-change-up-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-ex-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the ex poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/switch_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>switch_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/extract_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>extract_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-05T18:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/08/01/musical-musings-theory-of-a-social-deadman-distortion/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-03T15:19:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/31/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-tim-and-eric-and-angie-harmon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lourdes_madonna_eyebrows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lourdes_madonna_eyebrows</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chippy-tim-and-eric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chippy tim and eric</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tim-and-eric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim and eric</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/angie-harmon-got-milk-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angie Harmon Got Milk Ad</image:title><image:caption>Milk is great for healthy bones and eyebrows, i mean, hair.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-21T00:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/30/inasense-lost-this-frightens-me-to-the-quad-core/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/futurama_leela_pc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>futurama_leela_pc</image:title><image:caption>WHY DOES IT HAVE A SHIRT ON THAT CAN BE TAKEN OFF?!  IT COULD HAVE BEEN PAINTED ON!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T00:34:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/28/worth-1002-words-forty-fords-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/forty-fords1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forty fords</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-01T16:24:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/26/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-goodman-upton-is-not-a-law-office/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kate-upton-twitter-pics.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>kate-upton-twitter-pics</image:title><image:caption>The Upton was Victoria's Secret model, Kate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/john-goodman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-goodman</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, the Goodman was John.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T14:40:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/27/a-handful-of-characters-with-arm-and-hand-appendages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/quarterback-wrist-playbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quarterback wrist playbook</image:title><image:caption>All </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/motu-thundercats.png</image:loc><image:title>motu thundercats</image:title><image:caption>Fisto - Man-At-Arms - Hammerhand - Clawful - Roboto - Trapjaw</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/optimus-prime-arm-communicator-screen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>optimus prime arm communicator screen</image:title><image:caption>"Autobots, roll out!" </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zoolander-david-duchovny-e1312034354322.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zoolander-david-duchovny</image:title><image:caption>He was a hand model, you see.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hellboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hellboy</image:title><image:caption>Grrrr....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/megaman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Megaman</image:title><image:caption>yay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bionic_commando.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bionic_Commando</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/innerspace-dr-igoe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>innerspace dr igoe</image:title><image:caption>blowtorch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ash-army-of-darkness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ash army of darkness</image:title><image:caption>Yay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lucas-wizard-power-glove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucas wizard power glove</image:title><image:caption>Lucas</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T14:38:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/25/hibbidy-wah-i-dont-think-they-thought-this-one-through/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/little-boys-sausage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little boys sausage</image:title><image:caption>Uhhh... ummm...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T15:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/24/happy-find-the-legend-of-korra-preview/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-04T22:29:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/23/awful-battle-screamo-vs-bruno/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-28T16:07:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/22/drunken-recollection-the-case-of-two-santa-mummies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/slacks-n-such.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slacks n such</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/laird-ave-phoenix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laird ave phoenix</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/laird-ave-los-angeles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laird ave los angeles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mummy-santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mummy santa</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that says</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-08T21:53:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/21/monkeyflashmonkeyback-oliver-billy-joel-and-huey-lewis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/out-of-the-blue-debbie-gibson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>out of the blue debbie gibson</image:title><image:caption>In retrospect, what the hell is wrong with me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dodger_oliver_and_company.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dodger_Oliver_and_Company</image:title><image:caption>Dodger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-28T02:59:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/20/juswondering-why-does-crazy-stupid-love-sound-so-familiar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/eat_pray_love_poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eat_pray_love_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-stupids-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-stupids-poster</image:title><image:caption>Yup. This happened.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mad-love-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad love poster</image:title><image:caption>Drew used to be cuter when she was crazy - I mean, mad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/love_crazy_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Love_crazy_poster</image:title><image:caption>We took a half step back...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/eat_pray_love_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eat_pray_love_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/crazy-stupid-love-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-stupid-love-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/crazy-love-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-love-poster</image:title><image:caption>We're getting close...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/crazy_heart_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy heart</image:title><image:caption>"I was on the way to Tron and stopped by to sing a bit."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/crazy_beautiful_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy_beautiful_poster</image:title><image:caption>Same goes for Kristen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-24T15:41:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/19/musical-musings-what-makes-dubstep-dubstep/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-24T15:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/18/worth-1002-words-are-you-ready-for-some-football-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/calvin-johnson-megatron-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>calvin johnson megatron 81</image:title><image:caption>Game On</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-24T14:00:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/17/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-super-light-vs-super-sound/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/optical-effects.png</image:loc><image:title>optical effects</image:title><image:caption>Everyone in ABBA gets a chance at being a GIF, so "check" again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/blue-spotlights.png</image:loc><image:title>blue spotlights</image:title><image:caption>Check</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/distinct-eye-makeup-choices.png</image:loc><image:title>distinct eye makeup choices</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/playing-with-elements.png</image:loc><image:title>playing with elements</image:title><image:caption>Check</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/strange-party-locale.png</image:loc><image:title>strange party locale</image:title><image:caption>Check</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sound-stage-night-club.png</image:loc><image:title>sound stage night club</image:title><image:caption>Check</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/quick-costume-change.png</image:loc><image:title>quick costume change</image:title><image:caption>Check</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/topless-men.png</image:loc><image:title>topless men</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/singer-closeups.png</image:loc><image:title>singer closeups</image:title><image:caption>Check</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/icy-blue-lights.png</image:loc><image:title>icy blue lights</image:title><image:caption>Check</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T21:49:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/16/more-than-a-handful-of-my-favorite-robot-sidekicks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/maximilian-black-hole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maximilian black hole</image:title><image:caption>For some reason, he kinda scared me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/t-bob-scott-bed-mask.png</image:loc><image:title>t-bob scott bed mask</image:title><image:caption>Awwwwkwwwward...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jinx-from-space-camp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jinx from Space Camp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/vincent-beat-up-bob-black-hole-e1311096243512.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vincent beat up bob black hole</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/muffet-battlestar-galactica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muffet battlestar galactica</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/twiki-buck-rogers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twiki buck rogers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/johnny_sokko_and_his_flying_robot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnny_sokko_and_his_flying_robot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/t-bob-mask-scott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t-bob-mask-scott</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/teddy-artificial-intelligence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy artificial intelligence</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/gir-invader-zim.png</image:loc><image:title>gir invader zim</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T21:02:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/15/inasense-lost-johnny-5-more-like-johnny-zero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lego-johnny-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego-johnny-5</image:title><image:caption>I feel... lowly...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/johnny-five-lego-e1311094572832.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnny five lego</image:title><image:caption>I felt alive!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T17:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/14/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-oh-britain-and-ye-ol-fashioned-ways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/limitless-vhs.png</image:loc><image:title>limitless vhs</image:title><image:caption>Ironic much?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T02:29:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/12/happy-find-first-world-problems-rap/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-18T17:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/13/hibbidy-wah-this-ad-played-before-a-kids-movie/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-19T21:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/10/awesome-battle-battle-of-the-boobs/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-14T19:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/09/drunken-recollection-funny-i-dont-recollect-this-drunken-treat/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-12T15:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/08/monkeyflashmonkeyback-wrong-music-wrong-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/macy-gray-spider-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>macy gray spider-man</image:title><image:caption>"I tried to walk away but... my contract with Sony kept me here." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/spider-man-2-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spider-Man-2-movie-poster</image:title><image:caption>Vindicated? Not quite...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-12T15:05:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/07/juswondering-this-girl-cant-be-real-can-she/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-08T15:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/06/worth-1002-words-disney-princess-cosplay-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/disney-princess-hot-cosplay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disney princess hot cosplay</image:title><image:caption>Hi Ho's!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-08T15:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/05/musical-musings-is-there-an-equivalent-to-squinting-for-your-ears/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-14T19:51:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/04/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-dq-sells-old-spice-blizzards/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-06T18:23:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/03/inasense-lost-i-thought-these-were-bad-ads-but-then/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kia-sportage-ad-dual-climate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KIA-SPORTAGE-AD-dual-climate</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bimbo-bread-ad.png</image:loc><image:title>bimbo bread ad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-06T17:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/02/more-than-a-handful-of-songs-named-after-famous-people/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-06T16:58:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/07/01/hibbidy-wah-wait-we-really-almost-lost-detroit/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-05T18:56:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/30/happy-find-love-world-style/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-02T17:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/29/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-toy-story-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mugshot-tim-allen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mugshot-Tim-Allen</image:title><image:caption>Exactly not like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/buzz-lightyear-woody-spirits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buzz lightyear woody spirits</image:title><image:caption>Kinda like this. Or exactly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/toystory3-display.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ToyStory3 display</image:title><image:caption>Kinda like this. Or exactly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-02T17:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/27/inasense-lost-toys-are-not-for-wii-ones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/baby-ninja-turtles1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-ninja-turtles1</image:title><image:caption>Does not like to be pooped along with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/grimlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grimlock</image:title><image:caption>Does not like to be ripped apart.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bumblebee2pack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bumblebee2pack</image:title><image:caption>Does not like to get stabbed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-29T18:11:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/27/awfulawesome-battle-animals-being-heroes-and-dicks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/puppy-raping-chicken.gif</image:loc><image:title>puppy raping chicken</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/parrot-pushing-turtle.gif</image:loc><image:title>parrot pushing turtle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-24T21:44:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/26/drunken-recollection-types-of-bums-venn-diagram/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bum-venn-diagram-21.png</image:loc><image:title>bum venn diagram 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bum-venn-diagram1.png</image:loc><image:title>bum venn diagram</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-28T16:53:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/25/juswondering-who-is-going-to-be-bad-next/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bad-neighbors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad neighbors</image:title><image:caption>Missed one!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/horrible_bosses_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horrible_bosses_poster</image:title><image:caption>Eh, close enough.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bad-mommie-dearest-stepfather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad mommie dearest stepfather</image:title><image:caption>Are these supposed to be comedies?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bad-role-models-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad role models poster</image:title><image:caption>They're so irreverent!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bad-boys-santa-teacher-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad boys santa teacher poster</image:title><image:caption>Um... the pattern is... THEY'RE ALL POSTERS!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-28T16:09:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/24/worth-1002-words-i-want-to-shrink-and-go-to-there-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/broccoli-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broccoli house</image:title><image:caption>Potato Couches</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-27T20:37:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/23/monkeyflashmonkeyback-only-time-will-tell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/michael-bolton-office-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael bolton office space</image:title><image:caption>The real Michael Bolton is still upset. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/halle-berry-sharon-stone-flintstones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halle berry sharon stone flintstones</image:title><image:caption>Shar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-24T18:17:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/22/musical-musings-randy-newman-could-have-been-in-coldplay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kermit-shakira.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kermit shakira</image:title><image:caption>Your welcome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/randy-newman-chris-martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>randy newman chris martin</image:title><image:caption>They call him Martin New Man...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-24T17:20:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/21/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-havent-you-saved-me-attacked-me-before/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tommy-lee-jones-two-face-agent-k-colonel-phillips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tommy lee jones two face agent k colonel phillips</image:title><image:caption>Two-Face - Agent K - Colonel Chester Phillips</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/brandon-routh-superman-todd-ingram-dylan-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandon routh superman todd ingram dylan dog</image:title><image:caption>Superman - Todd Ingram - Dylan Dog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sam_jackson_octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sam_jackson_octopus</image:title><image:caption>The Octopus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/samuelljacksonnickfury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SamuelLJacksonNickFury</image:title><image:caption>Colonel Nick Fury</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jaime-king-jade-goldie-lorelei-rox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jaime king jade goldie lorelei rox</image:title><image:caption>Jade - Wendy - Lorelei Rox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jeffrey-dean-morgan-comedian-clay-jeb-turnbull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeffrey dean morgan comedian clay jeb turnbull</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bruce-willis-john-hartigan-tom-greer-frank-moses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bruce willis john hartigan tom greer frank moses</image:title><image:caption>John Hartigan - Tom Greer - Frank Moses</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/morgan-freeman-lucius-fox-sloan-joe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morgan freeman lucius fox sloan joe</image:title><image:caption>Lucius Fox - Sloan - Joe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/michael-fasbender-stelios-burke-magneto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael fassbender stelios burke magneto</image:title><image:caption>Stelios - Burke - Magneto</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/john-malkovich-prof-sandiford-quentin-turnbull-marvin-boggs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john malkovich prof sandiford quentin turnbull marvin boggs</image:title><image:caption>Professor Sandiford - Quentin Turnbull - Marvin Boggs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-23T18:12:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/20/inasense-lost-go-the-f-k-to-sleep-plus-bonus-kid-violence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/go-the-fuck-to-sleep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>go the fuck to sleep</image:title><image:caption>But I don't wanna...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-22T10:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/19/a-handful-of-non-superhero-superhero-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sisterhood-of-traveling-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sisterhood of traveling pants</image:title><image:caption>Comprised of living, breathing "blue genes"...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/they-live-rowdy-roddy-piper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>They Live rowdy roddy piper</image:title><image:caption>"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'd really like some bubblegum."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dead-zone-christopher-walken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead zone christopher walken</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/district_9_vickers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>district_9_vickers</image:title><image:caption>"Somebody get me to the EYE-C-U! Stat!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bruce-willis-unbreakable.png</image:loc><image:title>bruce-willis-unbreakable</image:title><image:caption>"I know things others don't. It's like a sixth sense."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/neo-matrix.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>neo-matrix</image:title><image:caption>There may be no spoon, but that's a lot of bullets!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-21T22:56:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/18/hibbidy-wah-true-love-takes-hard-wood/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-21T18:19:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/17/happy-find-its-like-a-toy-you-can-eat/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-18T20:28:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/16/sh-ty-to-just-sh-tier-sobes-oolong-radio-commercial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ashley-greene-nude-body-paint-pictures-sobe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashley-greene-nude-body-paint-pictures-sobe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ashley-greene-naked-sobe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ASHLEY-GREENE-NAKED-SOBE</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-18T20:16:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/15/awful-battle-douchey-wool-pullers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/douchebag-wool-puller-scale-5.png</image:loc><image:title>douchebag-wool-puller-scale-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/douchebag-wool-puller-scale-4.png</image:loc><image:title>douchebag-wool-puller-scale-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/douchebag-wool-puller-scale-3-5.png</image:loc><image:title>douchebag-wool-puller-scale-3-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/douchebag-wool-puller-scale-2-5.png</image:loc><image:title>douchebag-wool-puller-scale-2-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/douchebag-wool-puller-scale-3.png</image:loc><image:title>douchebag-wool-puller-scale-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kanye-west.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kanye-west</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fred-durst-limp-bizkit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock Star Premiere</image:title><image:caption>Fred Duh, more like it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/m_night_shyamalan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>'Airbender, el Ultimo Guerrero' Photocall in Madrid</image:title><image:caption>M. Not (!) Shyamalan, more like it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/scott_stapp_creed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scott_stapp_creed</image:title><image:caption>Scott Stop, more like it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dane-cook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dane-Cook</image:title><image:caption>Done Cooked, more like it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-17T18:28:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/13/juswondering-why-has-hollywood-never-thought-of-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/junior-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>junior poster</image:title><image:caption>"It's not a tumah!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-15T18:35:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/12/worth-1002-words-local-billboards-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/happy-gynecologist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy gynecologist</image:title><image:caption>Guy-Nacologist</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/landing-strip-billboard-wrong-phone-number.jpg</image:loc><image:title>landing strip billboard wrong phone number</image:title><image:caption>Fake Number</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-16T16:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/11/drunken-recollection-rihanna-sold-her-soul-to-the-devil/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-14T19:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/10/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-the-rise-of-mclovin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mclovin-rambo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mclovin rambo</image:title><image:caption>McLovin's first name actually was Rambo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mclovin-drivers-license-superbad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McLovin-Drivers-License-superbad</image:title><image:caption>Good for beer purchases.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-14T18:21:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/09/musical-musings-this-song-electric-blues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/better-off-dead-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>better off dead poster</image:title><image:caption>Booger's finest performance</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-13T19:22:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/08/inasense-lost-that-cant-really-be-what-they-sell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fuchs-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuchs logo</image:title><image:caption>That's a massive erection.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fuchs-truck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuchs-truck</image:title><image:caption>Fuchs sells lubricants. Lubricants. Fuchs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-13T18:20:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/07/happy-find-forget-planking-heres-cone-ing/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-10T17:47:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/06/hibbidy-wah-jack-and-rose-well-never-forget-ye-mostly-because-yell-never-let-us/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-10T17:46:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/05/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-irony-is-a-dish-best-served-in-cold-milk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lady-gaga-egg-performance-hatching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady-Gaga-Egg-Performance-hatching</image:title><image:caption>This could be true,</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rocketman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocketman</image:title><image:caption>Harland Williams was.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bruce_springsteen_walking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bruce_springsteen_walking</image:title><image:caption>Looks like he was born to amble.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/suckling-pig-tori-amos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suckling-pig-tori-amos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-09T21:33:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/04/the-sh-and-just-sh-ty-x-men-films-reviewed-as-roller-coasters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/roller-coaster-ride-upside-down.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roller-Coaster-Ride-upside-down</image:title><image:caption>You got that right!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/roller-coaster-ride-monks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roller-coaster-ride-monks</image:title><image:caption>Not something you see everyday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/roller-coaster-ride-mine-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roller-coaster-ride-mine-car</image:title><image:caption>Hey, at least it's finally a movie!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/roller-coaster-ride-mad-mouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roller-coaster-ride-mad-mouse</image:title><image:caption>I don't want to go to there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/roller-coaster-ride-dragon_wagon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roller-coaster-ride-dragon_wagon</image:title><image:caption>Brett Ratner is a regular at this ride.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-07T20:31:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/03/awful-battle-cutesy-penguins-vs-a-chatterbox-gorilla-and-more/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-06T23:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/02/a-handful-of-items-i-want-nay-need/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vibram-five-fingers-flow-black.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vibram Five Fingers Flow Black</image:title><image:caption>Comfortable performance or annoying gimmick? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/steve-martin-banjo-elvis-presley-ukelele.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve martin banjo elvis presley ukelele</image:title><image:caption>King Tut and the King</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tim-olyphant-justified-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim-olyphant-justified-hat</image:title><image:caption>Hat = Badass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/unicycle-parade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unicycle parade</image:title><image:caption>Don't they look cool? On second thought, don't answer that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/oliblocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oliblocks</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it looks like nerd toys.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/crying-baby-mask-landon-meier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crying-Baby-mask-landon-meier</image:title><image:caption>Landon Meier</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-06T22:36:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/06/01/worth-1002-words-more-bruce-than-bruce-can-handle-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bruce-willis-embrace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bruce willis embrace</image:title><image:caption>Die Hard-On</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-05T00:09:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/31/juswondering-how-would-icheat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/icheat-ipod.png</image:loc><image:title>icheat ipod</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-04T15:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/30/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-me-and-will-and-kate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/william-kate-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>william kate wedding</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/william-kate-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>william kate me</image:title><image:caption>Us all in England... somewhere...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/me-and-prince-william-and-kate-middleton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me and prince william and kate middleton</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-04T14:53:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/29/drunken-recollection-garfield-and-lil-wayne-really-like-lasagna/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lil-wayne-garfield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lil wayne garfield</image:title><image:caption>They also hate Mondays (but they do love themselves).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-02T20:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/28/happy-sad-finds-maybe-memorial-day-weekend-got-to-me/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-31T18:32:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/27/musical-musings-best-song-ever-bonus-best-dancing-ever/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-30T15:30:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/26/inasense-lost-how-did-these-slip-through-the-approval-department/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tmnt-eat-out-magnet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tmnt eat out magnet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lower-back-tattoos-for-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower back tattoos for kids</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-29T18:28:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/24/hibbidy-wah-wait-i-know-that-zombie/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-27T18:24:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/23/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-attached-friends-with-no-benefit-strings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ashton-kutcher-justin-timberlake-punkd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashton kutcher justin timberlake punk'd</image:title><image:caption>Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/natalie-portman-mila-kunis-kiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NATALIE-PORTMAN-MILA-KUNIS-KISS</image:title><image:caption>Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ashton-kutcher-mila-kunis-that-70s-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis that 70's show</image:title><image:caption>Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/friends_with_benefits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friends_with_benefits</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/no_strings_attached_poster_natalie_portman_ashton_kutcher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no strings attached</image:title><image:caption>Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-26T19:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/22/awesome-battle-its-fright-night-fight-night/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-26T19:06:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/21/worth-1002-words-youve-probably-already-seen-this-so-here-it-is-just-in-case-edition-plus-bonus-backup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fashion-fail-to-know-him-is-to-love-this-guy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashion-fail-to-know-him-is-to-love-this-guy</image:title><image:caption>Casual Priest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/macho-man-randy-savage-jesus-rapture.png</image:loc><image:title>macho man randy savage jesus rapture</image:title><image:caption>Body-of-Christ Slam!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-25T19:37:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/20/the-sh-just-sh-ty-2wordstory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2-word-story-spoof.png</image:loc><image:title>2 word story spoof</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/arnold-schwarzenegger-2-word-story.png</image:loc><image:title>arnold schwarzenegger 2 word story</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lindsay-lohan-2-word-story.png</image:loc><image:title>lindsay lohan 2 word story</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/charlie-sheen-2-word-story.png</image:loc><image:title>charlie sheen 2 word story</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2-word-story.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2 word story</image:title><image:caption>Yup</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-05T19:16:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/19/way-more-than-a-handful-of-songs-about-months/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/daughtry_september_taylor_swift_back_to_december.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daughtry_September_Taylor_Swift_Back_to_December</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-24T18:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/18/juswondering-what-other-dances-could-be-named-after-characters/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-22T16:39:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/15/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-sudden-impact-the-non-dirty-harry-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/exorcist_stairs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exorcist_stairs</image:title><image:caption>Stairs - For Every Priest Needing a Quick Exit After an Exorcism</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/porkys-shower-scene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porkys-shower-scene</image:title><image:caption>This is My Dream and My Nightmare</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ghostbusters-2-slime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostbusters 2 slime</image:title><image:caption>"Who You Gonna Call? 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I certainly do. That bullet just missed me, punk!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-22T16:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/17/drunken-recollection-alcohol-confusion-alconfusion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rachel_nichols_gi_joe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rachel_nichols_gi_joe</image:title><image:caption>Yo Joe, indeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rachelnicholsstartrek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RachelNicholsStarTrek</image:title><image:caption>Except she's not normally green...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rachel-nichols-espn.png</image:loc><image:title>rachel-nichols-espn</image:title><image:caption>Rachel Nichols, daughter of director Mike Nichols and her 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wayne beetlejuice</image:title><image:caption>"Weezy and the Beet"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-16T01:58:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/09/awful-battle-pet-peeves-as-demonstrated-by-pets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/piglet-boots.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>piglet boots</image:title><image:caption>piglet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bird-gas-pump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bird gas pump</image:title><image:caption>parrot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dog-smoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog 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5</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-13T15:27:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/07/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-sexy-beer-ads/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-13T15:16:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/06/a-handful-of-seriously-bad-ideas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/disc_golf_basket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Disc_golf_basket</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-10T17:54:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/05/juswondering-what-is-jumping-the-broom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jumping-the-broom-movie-poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jumping-the-broom-movie-poster</image:title><image:caption>This Summer, Learn a New Term!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-10T16:11:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/04/drunken-recollection-oh-the-things-we-believe-when-were-sober/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/petite-lap-giraffe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>petite lap giraffe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-10T15:26:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/03/happy-find-talking-animals/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-09T16:31:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/02/hibbidy-wah-what-does-this-even-mean-please-someone-tell-me-so-i-can-sleep-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vaseline_ad_50s.png</image:loc><image:title>vaseline_ad_50's</image:title><image:caption>It's still not adding up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/old-vaseline-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old vaseline ad</image:title><image:caption>I might start crying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-19T22:05:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/05/01/inasense-lost-the-good-ol-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/old-fence2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old fence</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/back-window-garage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>back window garage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/evergreen-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evergreen house</image:title><image:caption>(click for links)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-04T15:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/30/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-mark-currys-comeback/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cooper-town.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooper town</image:title><image:caption>Show slogan: "He's no longer the teacher - he's the mayor!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hangin-with-mr-cooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Curry in Hangin' With Mr. Cooper</image:title><image:caption>That image has some unsavory undertones...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-03T23:09:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/29/worth-1002-words-this-sums-u-s-up-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/top-hat-bear-on-lincoln-with-flag-and-laser-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>top hat bear on lincoln with flag and laser eyes</image:title><image:caption>Fuck yeah!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-02T15:49:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/28/musical-musings-country-music-aint-what-it-used-to-stereotypically-be/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-02T15:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/27/awesome-battle-everything-is-better-in-letter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/alphabet-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alphabet logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/alphabet-simpsons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alphabet simpsons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/alphabet-heroes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alphabet heroes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-29T19:15:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/26/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-they-just-dont-make-creepy-stalker-songs-anymore/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-28T16:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/25/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-george-lucas-the-prophet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/amanda-lucas-teek-battle-for-endor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amanda lucas teek battle for endor</image:title><image:caption>Turn that frown upside-down and voila!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ewoks-battle-for-endor-vhs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ewoks-battle-for-endor-vhs</image:title><image:caption>VHS, oh how I miss 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mma</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-27T16:51:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/24/happy-easter/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-24T20:35:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/22/a-handful-of-drawings-of-superheroes-on-bikes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/aquaman-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aquaman bike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/spider-man-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spider-man bike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wonder-woman-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wonder woman bike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/captain-america-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain america bike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/green-lantern-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green lantern bike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thor-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thor bike</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-23T23:34:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/21/juswondering-is-this-ad-kinda-racist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/good-things-happen-michgan-lottery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>good things happen michigan lottery</image:title><image:caption>Things that make you go hmm...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/billboard-good-things-happen-mi-lottery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billboard good things happen mi lottery</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-17T00:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/20/hibbidy-wah-can-i-work-for-lucasfilm-pretty-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sandcrawler-building.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandcrawler-Building</image:title><image:caption>*Jawas not included.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-23T22:49:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/19/drunken-recollection-chair-dancing-competition/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-23T22:41:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/18/happy-find-chicks-with-steve-buscemeyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/natalie-portman-steve-buscemeyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actress Natalie Portman arrives at the 77th annual Academy Awards</image:title><image:caption>"No, I'm not pregnant with Jedeyes," said Nataleye Portman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/angelina-jolie-steve-buscemeyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFF 2007 -"The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" North American Premiere</image:title><image:caption>Eye don't know what Brad Pitt ever saw in Angelina Joleye.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/princess-leia-steve-buscemeyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>princess leia steve buscemeyes</image:title><image:caption>"There is another... Jed-eye..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-23T22:27:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/17/worth-1002-words-adorable-vs-frightening-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/real-life-bert-sesame-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>real life bert sesame street</image:title><image:caption>Bert</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/inception-cat.png</image:loc><image:title>inception cat</image:title><image:caption>Meta PETA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-23T22:16:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/16/inasense-lost-ben-wa-done-that-not-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/joaquin-benoit-detroit-tigers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kansas City Royals v Detroit Tigers</image:title><image:caption>Ben Wa balls? How about Benoit strikes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/archer-fx-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>archer-fx-cast</image:title><image:caption>It's as if they're standing over me, staring in disbelief...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-23T22:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/15/musical-musings-this-song-is-so-1980s/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-19T17:05:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/14/awesome-battle-movie-posters-featuring-dogs-with-sunglasses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/firehouse_dog_movie_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Firehouse Dog movie poster</image:title><image:caption>Firehouse Dog (2007)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bingo-movie-poster.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bingo movie poster</image:title><image:caption>Bingo (1991)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cats-dogs-2-the-revenge-of-kitty-galore-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cats--Dogs-2-The-Revenge-Of-Kitty-Galore-Movie-Poster</image:title><image:caption>Cats &amp; Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/marmaduke-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marmaduke movie poster</image:title><image:caption>Marmaduke (2010)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/baileys_billions_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baileys_billions_poster</image:title><image:caption>Bailey's Billion$ (2005)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/summer-school-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer school poster</image:title><image:caption>Summer School (1987)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-18T15:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/13/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-an-invention-already-invented-dammit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/old-yeller-sunglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old yeller sunglasses</image:title><image:caption>Old Yeller (1957)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/usb-turntable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>usb turntable</image:title><image:caption>Dream spun me round, right round, like a record...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-18T14:49:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/12/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-mah-na-mah-na/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-18T13:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/11/a-handful-of-tv-comedies-i-need-to-own/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-18T13:11:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/08/hibbidy-wah-wtf-is-wrong-with-skittles/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-13T19:29:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/10/juswondering-is-this-another-controversial-call/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-13T19:28:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/09/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-stan-the-man-lee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/governator-cartoon-stan-lee-arnold-schwarzeneggar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Governator-Cartoon-Stan-Lee-Arnold-Schwarzeneggar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/condor-stan-lee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>condor stan lee</image:title><image:caption>The Condor's a super skateboarder.  Voiced by Fez from That 70's Show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mosaic-stan-lee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mosaic stan lee</image:title><image:caption>Mosaic's a chameleon, but not in this scene.  I couldn't find any chameleon scenes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/stripperella-stan-lee.png</image:loc><image:title>Stripperella stan lee</image:title><image:caption>Yup.  This happened.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/stan-lee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stan lee</image:title><image:caption>The Golden Age, Silver Age, and Old Age of Stan Lee</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-13T19:10:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/07/drunken-recollection-different-types-of-hot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jessica-nigri-comic-con-2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jessica Nigri comic con 2010</image:title><image:caption>FTW</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/blake-lively-eliza-dushku-comic-con.png</image:loc><image:title>blake lively eliza dushku comic con</image:title><image:caption>comic con</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/blake-lively-eliza-dushku.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blake-Lively-eliza-dushku</image:title><image:caption>Classroom vs. Workplace</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/blake-lively-eliza-dushku-bikini.png</image:loc><image:title>blake lively eliza dushku bikini</image:title><image:caption>Basic bathing suits</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-08T17:32:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/06/worth-1002-words-birthday-cake-pillow-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cake-pillow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cake pillow</image:title><image:caption>Sweet Dreams</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-07T18:40:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/05/unhappy-find-f-ing-stupidest-calendar-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/murphys-law.jpg</image:loc><image:title>murphys law</image:title><image:caption>Hrrr-drrr!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-06T19:27:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/03/inasense-lost-color-com-is-the-next-big-thing-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/color-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>color website</image:title><image:caption>Their website. Dramatically lacking an array of color.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-26T14:29:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/02/so-duh-pop-quiz-the-baxter-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sandra-bullock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandra-Bullock</image:title><image:caption>"No comment..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/colin-firth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colin firth</image:title><image:caption>"I'm British... I don't care one way or another."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/james-marsden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James Marsden image</image:title><image:caption>"I finally got the girl in 27 Dresses. But it was Katherine Heigl. I'm currently in Hop... does that count?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cary_elwes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cary_elwes</image:title><image:caption>"I'll always have The Princess Bride at least. At least..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bill-pullman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bill-pullman</image:title><image:caption>"At least I was the President in Independence Day."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/second-banana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>second-banana</image:title><image:caption>Nice guys finish the second banana last.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-03T19:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/31/awesome-battle-there-shall-be-only-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/batgirl-amongst-princesses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batgirl amongst princesses</image:title><image:caption>Priceless</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-03T19:35:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/04/01/musical-musings-its-all-open-to-interpretation/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-03T02:21:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/30/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-the-celebrity-drinking-game-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dr_drew_pinsky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dr_drew_pinsky</image:title><image:caption>He's always looking for more celebs to rehab...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dinner_for_five-show-jon-favreau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dinner_for_five-show-jon-favreau</image:title><image:caption>Sorta like this, but drunkier...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-03T02:03:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/29/a-handful-of-songs-about-body-parts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/songs-about-body-parts.png</image:loc><image:title>songs about body parts</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/operation-board-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>operation board game</image:title><image:caption>Song</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-03T01:40:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/13/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-the-proactiv-curse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/julianne_hough.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Music Julianne Hough</image:title><image:caption>Julianne Hough of "Dancing With My Heart"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/post-proactiv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post-proactiv</image:title><image:caption>LayLow - Kelly Clark Bar - Mrs. Jaime Kennedy?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pre-proactiv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pre-proactiv</image:title><image:caption>LiLo, KelCla, JeLoHew</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-03T01:39:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/28/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-pop-culture-jumbalaya/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/growing-pains-hangin-with-mr-cooper-full-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>growing pains hangin with mr cooper full house</image:title><image:caption>Remember your ABC's... sitcoms...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-03T00:08:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/27/the-sh-to-even-more-the-sh-the-schnitzelbank-song/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/schnitzelbank.gif</image:loc><image:title>schnitzelbank</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that is a pile of cow dung...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dakota-inn-rathskeller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dakota Inn Rathskeller</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: Dakota Inn of Detroit (Not Pictured: Surrounding Urban Blight)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-01T19:42:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/26/hibbidy-wah-the-difference-has-never-been-made-so-clear-and-catchy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/real_blastoise__by_michaelschumacher5.png</image:loc><image:title>Real_Blastoise__by_MichaelSchumacher5</image:title><image:caption>This is a real Blastoise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-30T19:16:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/25/juswondering-what-films-will-inevitably-be-remade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/reality_bites.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reality_bites</image:title><image:caption>Will this get remade?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-29T18:49:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/24/worth-1002-words-true-dat-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/spread-anarchy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spread anarchy</image:title><image:caption>Paint</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-29T18:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/22/happy-find-the-truth-about-facebook/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-25T18:53:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/23/drunken-recollection-strange-animal-sports/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-25T18:52:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/21/so-duh-pop-quiz-song-sequels-edition/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-24T20:45:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/20/musical-musings-red-hot-chilly-michigan/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-24T19:21:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/19/inasense-lost-please-spare-the-lions-more-bad-luck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/madden-12-cover-vote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>madden 12 cover vote</image:title><image:caption>Pick Aaron Rogers! Or your nose...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-24T19:03:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/18/awful-battle-bad-puppet-double-whammy/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-22T20:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/17/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-cgi-oprah-in-oprah-the-life-of-oprah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/oprah-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oprah original</image:title><image:caption>"Motion capture for everyone!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/oprah-winfrey-cgi-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oprah winfrey cgi kid</image:title><image:caption>She appears more alien than child. Whoops.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-19T15:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/16/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-charlie-sheens-shared-histories-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlie-sheen-as-stockbroker-bud-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlie-sheen-as-stockbroker-bud-fox</image:title><image:caption>He should have said he has fox blood, instead...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rookie-charlie-sheen-angus-t-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rookie charlie sheen angus t jones</image:title><image:caption>The answer is... "The Rookie"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/jon-cryer-charlie-sheen-hot-shots-lloyd-bridges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jon cryer charlie sheen hot shots lloyd bridges</image:title><image:caption>Everyone's thinking - "You were in that movie?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-19T15:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/15/a-handful-of-songs-about-days-other-than-friday/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-19T14:35:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/14/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-films-series-that-thankfully-stopped-at-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/airplane_ii_the_sequel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airplane_ii_the_sequel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-18T19:42:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/13/hibbidy-wah-snookis-rasslin/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-16T02:41:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/12/worth-1003-words-snowy-at-at-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/at-at-made-of-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>at-at made of snow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-16T02:25:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/11/drunken-recollection-wait-that-was-her-and-whats-her-deal/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-16T02:21:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/10/inasense-lost-a-cheese-and-crappers-double-whammy/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-14T18:56:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/09/happy-re-find-batman-robin-shortened-to-the-best-parts/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-11T19:36:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/08/juswondering-why-cast-so-many-lookalikes-in-the-lincoln-lawyer-say-that-three-times-fast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/william-h-macy-lincoln-lawyer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>william h macy lincoln lawyer</image:title><image:caption>Nope. Doesn't count. He has green eyes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/justin-timberlake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>67th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Nominations Announcement</image:title><image:caption>He's been voted, "Most Likely to Have You Naked by the End of a Song."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/matthew-mcconaughey-josh-lucas-ryan-philippe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>matthew mcconaughey josh lucas ryan philippe</image:title><image:caption>Three Peas in Courtroom Thriller</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lincoln-lawyer-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lincoln-Lawyer-Poster</image:title><image:caption>I didn't get the name 'til seeing the poster. Thanks, poster.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-08T20:33:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/07/musical-musings-more-liberal-borrowing-to-report/</loc><lastmod>2022-07-08T07:08:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/06/so-duh-pop-quiz-songs-written-by-other-artists-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/beatles-rolling-stones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beatles rolling stones</image:title><image:caption>Remember When Everything was in Black and White?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/prince-sinead-oconnor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prince sinead oconnor</image:title><image:caption>They Could Be in a Sci-Fi Film</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/avril-lavigne-kelly-clarkson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>avril lavigne kelly clarkson</image:title><image:caption>Different Photographers? U B the Judge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/weezer-cold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weezer cold</image:title><image:caption>So Dork and Brooding</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/neil-diamond-monkees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neil diamond monkees</image:title><image:caption>Forever in Blue Jeans (Not Leather or Knit Caps)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/coke-vs-pepsi.png</image:loc><image:title>coke vs pepsi</image:title><image:caption>Battle of the Brands</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-07T19:49:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/05/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-worse-interview-ever/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-06T21:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/02/worth-1002-words-robocop-video-edition/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-05T21:31:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/04/awful-battle-fairy-tale-updates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mary-kate-olsen-kesha-beastly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mary kate olsen kesha beastly</image:title><image:caption>We R Who We R</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T22:40:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/03/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-traffic-light-vs-perfect-couples/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/olivia-munn-liza-lapira.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olivia munn liza lapira</image:title><image:caption>As Charlie Sheen might say about Olivia Munn, "Winning!" (Sorry Liza...)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/perfect-couples-traffic-light.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perfect couples traffic light</image:title><image:caption>Light Couples and Perfect Traffic would be awesome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-17T03:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/03/01/the-sh-and-just-sh-ty-a-day-in-the-life-of-the-hanks-family/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-01T17:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/28/hibbidy-wah-my-mind-is-in-the-pitts-for-sure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/trib-total-media.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trib total media</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-28T19:16:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/27/drunken-recollection-evil-grimace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/four-armed-evil-grimace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>four armed evil grimace</image:title><image:caption>Lovable oaf? Really?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/fat-ronald-mcdonald.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fat ronald mcdonald</image:title><image:caption>He has McDiabetes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-28T18:47:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/26/a-handful-of-songs-that-reference-video-game-systems/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-01T17:58:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/25/inasense-lost-unaware-of-this-business/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sick-day-for-amos-mcgee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sick day for amos mcgee</image:title><image:caption>No animal poop in this one. Just someone that feels like it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/the-story-of-the-little-mole-who-knew-it-was-none-of-his-business.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew It Was None of His Business</image:title><image:caption>Yes. That is shit on his head.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-27T18:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/24/happy-find-and-a-surprisingly-sad-find/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-24T19:52:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/23/juswondering-why-arent-there-more-mythical-moves-named-after-players/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/shaquille-oneal-free-throw-celtics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shaquille oneal free throw celtics</image:title><image:caption>He's immune to the Yellow Favre.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lebron-james-cavaliers-heat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lebron-james-cavaliers-heat</image:title><image:caption>Told ya it was contagious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/brett-favre-o-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brett-favre-o-face</image:title><image:caption>You do not want to get a call from this guy. Or a text, apparently.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/brett-favre-packers-jets-vikings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brett-favre-packers-jets-vikings</image:title><image:caption>It's highly contagious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pete-rose-jockey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pete-rose-jockey</image:title><image:caption>Here he is, putting it all on the line.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pete-rose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pete-rose</image:title><image:caption>I bet you didn't see this joke coming.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/alex-ovechkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alex-ovechkin</image:title><image:caption>(image via NHL)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-23T21:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/22/musical-musings-someone-elses-mixup/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-24T23:57:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/21/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-fred-armisen-gives-good-lessons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/portlandia-feminist-bookstore-fred-armisen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portlandia feminist bookstore fred armisen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-21T17:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/20/so-duh-pop-quiz-tv-show-diversity-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/coke-on-tv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coke on tv</image:title><image:caption>As Seen On TV</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/community-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>community-cast</image:title><image:caption>Jeff, Britta, Annie, Pierce, Professor Duncan, Star-Burns / Shirley, Abed, Troy, Chang, Dean Pelton</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/glee-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glee-cast</image:title><image:caption>Will, Sue, Finn, Quinn, Emma, Puck, Brittany vs. Rachel, Artie, Kurt, Mercedes, Tina, Santana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/office-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office cast</image:title><image:caption>Michael, Jim, Pam, Dwight, Andy, Ryan, Erin, Phyllis, Meredith, Creed, Angela, Kevin, Toby, Holly, Gabe / Stanley, Oscar, Kelly, Darryl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/detroit-1-8-7-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroit 1-8-7 cast</image:title><image:caption>Fitch, Stone, Abbey Ward, Wendy, Special Agent Hawkins / Washington, Longford, Mason, Sanchez, Mahajan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/30-rock-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30 ROCK -- NBC Photo: Mary Ellen Matthews</image:title><image:caption>J</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/coke_china.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coke_china</image:title><image:caption>Red China</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-21T16:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/19/awesome-battle-tv-show-destinations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/detroit-michigan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Detroit-Michigan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/survivor-redemption-island.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SURVIVOR: REDEMPTION ISLAND</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bar-karma-cassie-howarth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bar karma cassie howarth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rock_and_roll_hall_of_fame_and_museum_cleveland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock_and_Roll_Hall_of_Fame_and_Museum_cleveland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/parks_rec_pawnee_header.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parks_rec_pawnee_header</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/portlandia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Grave's Portland Building (with statue of Portlandia), Portland, Oregon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mumbai_india.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mumbai_india</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-20T16:59:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/18/worth-1002-words-rubiks-brain-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rubiks_brain_cube_jason_freeny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubiks_brain_cube_jason_freeny</image:title><image:caption>Peeling Lobes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-20T15:50:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/15/hibbidy-wah-hibbidy-wowza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sofia-vergara-blonde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sophia-vergara-blonde</image:title><image:caption>Me: "I wanna be in a Modern Family." *stomps foot*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sophia-vergara-modern-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sophia-vergara-modern-family</image:title><image:caption>I wanna be in a Modern Family. *stomps foot*</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-19T19:38:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/17/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-namely-britneys-dance-moves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/britney-spears-fan-chris-crocker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>britney-spears-fan-chris-crocker</image:title><image:caption>Relax Chris Crocker, it's not that bad...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/miley-cyrus-pole-dancing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miley-Cyrus-pole-dancing</image:title><image:caption>Um, guess again...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-07-09T21:06:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/16/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-is-robocop-the-right-choice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/action_jackson_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>action_jackson_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/beverly_hills_cop_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beverly_hills_cop_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/narc-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>narc poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/robocop-statue-spirit-of-detroit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robocop statue spirit of detroit</image:title><image:caption>"The Spirit of OCP"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T01:56:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/13/a-handful-of-appealing-newscasters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/anderson_cooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anderson_cooper</image:title><image:caption>First captured my attention: ABC's The Mole</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ann-curry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ann-curry</image:title><image:caption>First captured my attention: ???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/brooke-alvarez-suzanne-sena.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brooke-alvarez-suzanne-sena</image:title><image:caption>First captured my attention: saving the world on Onion News Network</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/megyn-kelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>megyn-kelly</image:title><image:caption>First captured my attention: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/erin-burnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erin-burnett</image:title><image:caption>First witnessed: TV on main floor of my work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-22T18:09:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/14/drunken-recollection-portlandias-theme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/portlandia-ifc-armisen-brownstein.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portlandia-ifc-armisen-brownstein</image:title><image:caption>If you are not watching this show, you haven't seen it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T16:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/12/inasense-lost-i-didnt-even-know-they-were-broken-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/willrow_hood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willrow_hood</image:title><image:caption>Busy running from danger</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/avatar-jake-sully.jpg</image:loc><image:title>avatar-jake-sully</image:title><image:caption>Peter's been blue ever since...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/peter-venkman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter-venkman</image:title><image:caption>Don't cross his stream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/he-man-motu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>he-man-motu</image:title><image:caption>Master of the Universe... not his domain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/barbie-blaine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbie-blaine</image:title><image:caption>Blaine and Barbie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/barbie-and-ken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbie and ken</image:title><image:caption>Just in time for Valentine's Day!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-14T12:03:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/11/happy-find-x-men-first-class/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-12T23:10:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/10/juswondering-why-doesnt-everyone-here-know-about-asma-mahfouz/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-12T22:55:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/09/musical-musings-starship-to-sean-starship-to-sean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/grace_slick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grace Slick</image:title><image:caption>Yup... that's Grace Slick.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/grace-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grace-Jones</image:title><image:caption>Nope... that's Grace Jones.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/air-supply-greatest-hits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>air supply greatest hits</image:title><image:caption>Making Love Out of Nothing at All</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-10T16:56:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/08/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-my-dreams-double-cross-me-yet-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hot-lower-back-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hot lower back tattoo</image:title><image:caption>Dimples of Venus make me wanna "Jump, jump!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/embarrassed-lower-back-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>embarrassed lower back tattoo</image:title><image:caption>"Of all the 90's children hip-hop acts..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/woman-lower-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman-lower-back</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-09T23:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/07/worth-1002-words-baby-splat-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/baby-splat-home-away.gif</image:loc><image:title>baby splat home away</image:title><image:caption>Try Forgetting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-07T19:37:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/06/so-duh-pop-quiz-hot-golden-girls-in-cleveland-math-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/betty-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>betty white</image:title><image:caption>4) Betty White and Betty White</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rue-mclanahan-jane-leeves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rue mcclanahan jane leeves</image:title><image:caption>3) Rue McClanahan and Jane Leeves</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/estelle-getty-valerie-bertinelli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>estelle getty valerie bertinelli</image:title><image:caption>Estelle Getty and Valerie Bertinelli</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bea-arthur-wendie-malick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bea arthur wendie malick</image:title><image:caption>Bea Arthur and Wendie Malick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-07T18:44:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/05/awful-battle-discarded-titles-for-justin-bieber-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/justin-bieber-poster-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin bieber poster 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/justin-bieber-poster-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin bieber poster 3</image:title><image:caption>(I got close on this one.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/justin-bieber-poster-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin bieber poster 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/justin-bieber-poster-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin bieber poster 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/justin-bieber-never-say-never-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin-bieber-never-say-never-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-06T01:29:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/04/just-sh-ty-to-the-sh-or-at-least-some-sh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cymbal-monkey-cash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cymbal monkey cash</image:title><image:caption>Also acceptable: image of monkey grinder</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-04T21:17:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/03/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-running-beats-the-hanna-barbera-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/running-music-note.jpg</image:loc><image:title>running music note</image:title><image:caption>He ate too much of the musical fruit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-04T19:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/02/hibbidy-wah-death-first-safety-second/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-04T17:18:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/02/01/drunken-recollection-possible-down-to-earth-celebs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/charlie-sheen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlie-sheen</image:title><image:caption>Jesus also associated with women of ill repute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/down-to-earth-celebrities.png</image:loc><image:title>down to earth celebrities</image:title><image:caption>Bill Murray - Jimmy Fallon - Justin Timberlake - George Clooney - David Arquette</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-02T02:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/31/a-handful-of-trapped-people-flicks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/buried-127-hours-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buried 127 hours poster</image:title><image:caption>Buried - 127 Hours</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/buried-dave-barry-sanders-oops-all-berries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buried dave barry sanders oops all berries</image:title><image:caption>Buried - not to be confused with Barried, Barried, or Berried</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-01T20:51:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/29/happy-find-and-a-happy-rediscovery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alicia_witt_maxim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alicia_Witt_Maxim</image:title><image:caption>Alicia Witt... how could I ever forget you...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-31T20:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/30/inasense-lost-good-ol-days-of-cross-dressing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cross-dressing-salad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cross dressing salad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-31T20:02:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/28/juswondering-what-would-you-put-on-your-scale-of-fury/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lost-finale-jack-dying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lost-finale-jack-dying</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/indy4_kotcs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>indy4_kotcs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/last-airbender-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>last-airbender-movie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/firefly-cancelled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>firefly cancelled</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/emo_peter_parker_dance_spider-man-3.gif</image:loc><image:title>emo_peter_parker_dance_spider-man-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/arrested-development-cancelled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arrested development cancelled</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/han-shot-first.gif</image:loc><image:title>han-shot-first</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/et-guns-removed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ET guns removed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/evil-anakin-prequels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evil-anakin-prequels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alvin_chipmunks_squeakquel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alvin_chipmunks_squeakquel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-28T20:39:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/27/musical-musings-american-i-cried/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-28T19:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/26/worth-1002-words-holy-keanu-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/keanu-reeves-is-jesus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keanu-Reeves-is-Jesus</image:title><image:caption>Neo Con</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-28T00:54:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/25/so-duh-pop-quiz-celebrity-name-offspring-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mountaindew_pepsi_star_wars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mountaindew_pepsi_star_wars</image:title><image:caption>This is a big clue.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lott_dod.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lott_Dod</image:title><image:caption>Lott Dod</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/young_mc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young_MC</image:title><image:caption>Young MC</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/thomas-jane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thomas-jane</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kirk-douglas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kirk-douglas</image:title><image:caption>Kirk Douglas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/channing-tatum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Channing-Tatum</image:title><image:caption>Channing Tatum</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/trent-lott-chris-dodd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trent lott chris dodd</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/angus-young-mc-hammer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angus-young-mc-hammer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dave-thomas-jane-curtin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dave thomas jane curtin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/captain-james-kirk-douglas-fairbanks-jr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain james kirk douglas fairbanks jr</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-26T18:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/24/awful-battle-jaw-dropping-videos-a-progression-in-three-parts/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-26T17:11:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/23/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-the-title-mr/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-25T17:31:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/22/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-is-andrea-anders-the-new-ted-mcginley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ashley_scott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashley_scott</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Scott has no hard feelings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mr-sunshine-tv-show-promo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr-sunshine-tv-show-promo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/better-off-ted-tv-show-promo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>better off ted tv show promo</image:title><image:caption>Get it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/class-tv-show-promo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>class tv show promo</image:title><image:caption>See? Classmates.com!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/joey-tv-show-promo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joey tv show promo</image:title><image:caption>"How you doin'?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/andrea-anders-ted-mcginley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andrea anders ted mcginley</image:title><image:caption>Are these pics from Classmates.com?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-25T16:20:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/21/hibbidy-wah-how-cool-would-this-phone-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/water-snake-science-toy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>water snake science toy</image:title><image:caption>These make me very uncomfortable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/flip-phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flip-phone</image:title><image:caption>For some reason this calls to mind those water noodle science toys. What the fuck were those thing?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-21T21:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/20/drunken-recollection-he-was-orange-i-tell-ya-orange/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pac-man-wikia-clyde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pac-man-wikia-clyde</image:title><image:caption>Orange you glad I didn't say red?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/clyde-qbert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clyde-qbert</image:title><image:caption>Aaah, the good ol' days of cartoons based on video games...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-21T20:18:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/19/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-pokebowling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pokebowling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pokebowling</image:title><image:caption>I spent more time trying to make this than I planned.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pokemon-bowling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pokemon bowling</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-19T02:46:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/18/a-handful-of-conan-and-andy-theme-songs/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-21T00:01:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/17/inasense-lost-kiss-my-zodiac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lost-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lost-logo</image:title><image:caption>"It's not made up! They know what they're doing!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ophiuchus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ophiuchus</image:title><image:caption>How fucking stupid is this sign?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-20T20:31:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/16/worth-1002-words-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stop-workin-start-jerkin-shoe-store.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stop workin start jerkin shoe store</image:title><image:caption>Autoerotic Amblin'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-17T23:14:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/15/happy-find-hipster-kool-aid-for-the-ears/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/types-of-hipsters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>types of hipsters</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-20T17:55:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/14/juswondering-why-isnt-this-a-disney-release/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-17T03:05:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/13/musical-musings-rip-off-air-quotes-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/doctor-luke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doctor luke</image:title><image:caption>I'll get you next time, Dr. Luke... Next time!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-14T20:49:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/12/so-duh-pop-quiz-know-your-office-assistants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/office-assistant-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office assistant dog</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/office-assistant-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office assistant cat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/office-assistant-planet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office assistant planet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/office-assistant-wizard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office assistant wizard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/office-assistant-red-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office assistant red ball</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/office-assistant-paper-clip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office assistant paper clip</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/water-cooler-jug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>water cooler jug</image:title><image:caption>Oh, it's not about office assistants in general...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-12T20:58:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/11/mostly-awful-battle-flicks-ive-seen-abroad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mexican-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mexican poster</image:title><image:caption>The Mexican</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/notting_hill_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notting_hill_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/donkey_punch_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donkey_punch_poster</image:title><image:caption>Donkey Punch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the_dark_knight_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_dark_knight_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tamara-drewe-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tamara drewe poster</image:title><image:caption>Tamara Drewe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/filmroll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FilmRoll</image:title><image:caption>As Fred Durst once said, "Keep rollin'...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-11T20:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/10/just-sh-ty-to-the-sh-the-infamous-tropical-vacation-episode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brady-bunch-tiki-idol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brady bunch tiki idol</image:title><image:caption>Warning! Might cause Vincent Price to kidnap you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-07T14:38:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/09/coinkydink-or-coinkydonks-unleashed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/will-ferrell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will-ferrell</image:title><image:caption>Will Ferrell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malcolm-mcdowell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>malcolm-mcdowell</image:title><image:caption>Malcolm McDowell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/steve-carell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve-carell</image:title><image:caption>Steve Carell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tom-cruise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom-cruise</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Katie Holmes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/michelle-trachtenberg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle-trachtenberg</image:title><image:caption>Michelle Trachtenberg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/molecule.jpg</image:loc><image:title>molecule</image:title><image:caption>It's all connected... like whatever this toy is...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-07T13:16:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/08/hibbidy-wah-the-80s-are-alive-in-prague/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-07T11:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/07/drunken-recollections-coconuts-and-bowling-balls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wii-bowling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wii-bowling</image:title><image:caption>Yep. I went there because it's easy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/personal_bowling_alleys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>personal_bowling_alleys</image:title><image:caption>"Pardon me, but I left my shoes in my other bowling alley."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/coconut-bowling-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coconut bowling ball</image:title><image:caption>What else did you expect this post to open with?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-06T08:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/06/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-you-never-wanna-dream-this-feeling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mcnuggets-characters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcnuggets characters</image:title><image:caption>McNuggets</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/street-trash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Street-Trash</image:title><image:caption>Melting guy in Street Trash</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pizza-the-hutt-space-balls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza the hutt space balls</image:title><image:caption>Pizza the Hutt in Space Balls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dumb-and-dumber-harry-toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dumb-and-dumber-harry-toilet</image:title><image:caption>Harry in Dumb and Dumber (and CNN broadcast)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mr-potato-head-tortilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr potato head tortilla</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/finch-on-toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finch on toilet</image:title><image:caption>Paul "Shitbreak" Finch in American Pie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mr-bill-smashed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr bill smashed</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Bill after an accident</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chet-weird-science.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chet weird science</image:title><image:caption>Chet from Weird Science</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mojo_mojoverse_x-men.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mojo_mojoverse_x-men</image:title><image:caption>Mojo from the X-Men</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/50-piece-chicken-mcnuggets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>50 piece chicken mcnuggets</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to the nightmare.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-06T07:28:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/05/a-handful-of-part-3s-that-surpassed-parts-1-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/oh-god-you-devil-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oh-god-you-devil-movie-poster</image:title><image:caption>Jesus Christ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/piranha_3d_2010_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>piranha_3d_2010_poster</image:title><image:caption>Jaws 3D was already taken.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/toy-story-3-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toy-story-3-poster</image:title><image:caption>I finally get it! It's like "Toy Store-E"... ha!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/goldfinger_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GOLDFINGER_POSTER</image:title><image:caption>"Five Goldfingers! Four Dr. No's, three Moneypenny's..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/three-colors-red-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>three-colors-red-poster</image:title><image:caption>Slogan: "It'll tickle you pink!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/good_bad_ugly_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>good_bad_ugly_poster</image:title><image:caption>Not pictured: The Okay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lotr3-rotk-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotr3 rotk poster</image:title><image:caption>Also known as: "Aragon's Song"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-05T14:14:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/04/inasense-lost-the-limitlessness-of-laziness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hands-free-sandwich-holder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hands free sandwich holder</image:title><image:caption>It's a ham-onica!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-04T11:43:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/03/worth-1002-words-well-see-how-long-this-lasts-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cat-in-no-dog-zone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat in no dog zone</image:title><image:caption>Just Desserts</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-04T11:25:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/02/happy-find-star-wars-here-but-far-far-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/rescue-masks-darth-vader-c-3po.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rescue masks darth vader c-3po</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, probably.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/battle-droids-dubai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battle droids dubai</image:title><image:caption>"Kick back and relax..." "Roger, roger..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-04T11:02:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2011/01/01/juswondering-why-can-rappers-act-and-not-rockers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-doctors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the doctors</image:title><image:caption>I don't think this guy could gather shopping carts...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/will-smith-parents-just-dont-understand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will smith parents just don't understand</image:title><image:caption>Parents just don't understand... that I used to be a rapper!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-05T16:59:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/30/musical-musings-prepare-your-ears-for-the-horror/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-25T23:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/29/so-duh-pop-quiz-songs-about-singers-significant-others-or-something-else/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/tony-kanal-no-doubt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tony kanal no doubt</image:title><image:caption>No Doubt bassist Tony Kanal...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/carey-hart-corey-hart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carey hart corey hart</image:title><image:caption>this doucher or this doucher?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/elle-macpherson-christie-brinkley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elle macpherson christie brinkley</image:title><image:caption>supermodel Elle Macpherson or supermodel Christie Brinkley?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gavin-rossdale-marilyn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gavin rossdale marilyn</image:title><image:caption>Gavin Rossdale now or Gavin Rossdale then?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pat-monahan-amber-peterson-burning-man-woman.png</image:loc><image:title>pat monahan amber peterson burning man woman</image:title><image:caption>his new wife, Amber Peterson, or the women that attend Burning Man?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/deryck-wibley-winter-coat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deryck wibley winter coat</image:title><image:caption>Deryck Whibley or a puffy winter coat?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/coca-cola-radio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coca cola radio</image:title><image:caption>I don't have a clever caption for this photo, but I do have an ironic one. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-25T22:47:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/28/awesome-battle-to-be-queen-of-the-nerds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/olivia-wilde-natalie-portman-quorra-amidala.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olivia wilde natalie portman quorra amidala</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-23T19:19:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/31/happy-new-years-to-movies/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-23T17:51:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/27/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-how-video-games-could-go-the-way-of-the-cinema/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gut-feeling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gut feeling</image:title><image:caption>It's better that swallowing pennies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-20T19:27:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/26/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-one-taylor-swift-headlight/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-20T16:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/14/inasense-lost-what-disturbs-me-more/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-20T15:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/18/hibbidy-wah-why-were-jokes-cut-from-the-dvd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/community-alison-brie-ken-jeong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>community-alison-brie-ken-jeong</image:title><image:caption>How could he keep from kissing her? Aside from lawsuits anyway.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-18T19:00:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/17/drunken-recollection-if-the-rolling-stones-never-existed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/meatloaf-paradise-ellen-foley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meatloaf-paradise-ellen-foley</image:title><image:caption>Bitch Tits himself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/johnny-depp-keith-richards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnny-depp-keith-richards</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-18T18:15:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/19/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-yellow-nape-amazon/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-18T17:16:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/20/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-word-lens/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-22T17:48:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/21/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wampa_rug_slave_leia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wampa_rug_slave_leia</image:title><image:caption>"Tauntauns roasting on an open fire..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-18T16:54:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/22/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-courtney-ford-and-kate-beahan-to-get-more-roles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kate_beahan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kate_beahan</image:title><image:caption>Kate Beahan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/courtney-ford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>courtney ford</image:title><image:caption>Courtney Ford</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-23T23:13:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/24/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-this-song-to-really-be-about-what-i-hope-its-about/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-18T16:08:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/23/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-to-live-in-japan/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-18T15:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/25/scary-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-17T20:57:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/16/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-the-reason-why-disney-bought-marvel-comics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jonathan-taylor-thomas-iron-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jonathan taylor thomas iron man</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-17T20:41:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/15/a-handful-of-commercials-that-make-me-want-to-punch-santa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/benson-interruption-robert-guillaume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>benson-interruption-robert-guillaume</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-17T17:54:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/13/worth-1002-words-thank-you-for-being-a-jedi-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/golden-girls-jedis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden girls jedis</image:title><image:caption>Olaf-Wan Kenobi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-15T19:14:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/11/juswondering-what-in-the-eff-is-this-effing-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/clickondetroit-creature.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clickondetroit creature</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-12T03:33:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/12/happy-find-sweded-mutant-ninja-turtles/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-12T03:30:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/09/so-duh-pop-quiz-computers-in-movies-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/computer-screen-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>computer-screen-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/computer-screen-4.png</image:loc><image:title>computer-screen-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/computer-screen-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>computer-screen-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/computer-screen-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>computer-screen-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/computer-screen-0.png</image:loc><image:title>computer-screen-0</image:title><image:caption>This is from Witches of Eastwick, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/computer-screen-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>computer-screen-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/computer-warriors-pepsi-can-gridd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>computer-warriors-pepsi-can-gridd</image:title><image:caption>How this made it to market I'll never know...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-12T02:30:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2008/10/22/inasense-lost-lemon-party/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-12T09:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/10/musical-musings-another-mix-up-which-may-mean-i-definitely-drink-too-much/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-12T02:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/08/awful-battle-gifts-that-tell-her-how-you-really-feel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kymaro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kymaro</image:title><image:caption>This reminds me of Arnie and DeVito in "Twins" for some reason.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-10T22:47:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/07/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-no-harmonica-no-foul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/katy-perry-naked-cloud-california-gurls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katy perry naked cloud california gurls</image:title><image:caption>To me, this seemed to be fit for a conversation about harmonicas. Draw your conclusions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/katy-perry-harmonica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katy perry harmonica</image:title><image:caption>(Please ignore the bubbles)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-08T23:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/04/hibbidy-wah-no-effing-norway/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-07T23:33:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/06/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-call-it-an-origin-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/conan-obrien-jeggings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>conan obrien jeggings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/equal-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>equal sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strawberry-shortcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strawberry shortcake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/plus-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plus sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/purple-pieman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple pieman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-10T01:55:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/05/drunken-recollection-quite-the-celebrity-mix-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/billy-ray-cyrus-jonathan-taylor-thomas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billy ray cyrus jonathan taylor thomas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nash-bridges-philip-michael-thomas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nash bridges philip michael thomas</image:title><image:caption>"Nash Bridges" - Out of Miami</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nash-bridges-jan-michael-vincent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nash bridges jan michael vincent</image:title><image:caption>"Nash Bridges" - Revelations</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/philip-michael-thomas-miami-vice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>philip michael thomas miami vice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jan-michael-vincent-airwolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jan michael vincent airwolf</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-04T09:20:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/02/inasense-lost-racist-kids-these-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/andrew-show-racist-marmaduke-videogum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andrew show racist marmaduke videogum</image:title><image:caption>(In case the video doesn't work, click the Videogum link below)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-04T08:03:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/03/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-austin-powers-in-maybe-say-maybe-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/austin-powers-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>austin powers 4</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-04T06:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/12/01/happy-find-a-hard-drive-for-all-over-18-ages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/playboy-complete-collection-hard-drive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>playboy complete collection hard drive</image:title><image:caption>That's quite a box set (heehee)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-04T04:09:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/30/worth-1002-words-terrible-vanity-plate-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bad-license-plate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad license plate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-04T03:49:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/24/inasense-lost-so-thats-where-santa-claus-comes-from/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-03T20:11:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/29/a-handful-of-videos-you-must-see-if-you-havent-plus-one-comic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pepsi-coke-cola.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pepsi-coke-cola</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-30T15:44:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/28/so-duh-pop-quiz-i-effing-hate-this-game-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mad-gab-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad-gab-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mad-gab-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad-gab-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mad-gab-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad-gab-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mad-gab-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad-gab-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mad-gab-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad-gab-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mad-gab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad gab</image:title><image:caption>Gaaah! I hate this game!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-28T21:35:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/27/musical-musings-songs-i-will-never-listen-to/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-27T17:12:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/26/juswondering-can-taylor-swift-pull-off-santa-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/taylor-swift-kanye-west-meme-santa-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taylor-swift-kanye-west-meme-santa-baby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-28T19:18:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/25/juswondering-have-you-been-naughty-or-nice-or-a-nice-combination-of-both/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus-chasing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krampus-chasing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus_morzger_pass_salzburg2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Krampus_Morzger_Pass_Salzburg2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus_morzger_pass_salzburg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Krampus_Morzger_Pass_Salzburg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus_model.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krampus_model</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krampus5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krampus4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krampus3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krampus2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Krampus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/krampus-girls-fruit-winter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krampus-girls-fruit-winter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-27T16:21:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/25/happy-thanks-for-starting-this-great-idea-giving/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-25T16:22:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/24/i-am-thankful-for-short-weeks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/black-friday-line-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black-Friday-Line-Up</image:title><image:caption>"I heard they're selling Ramen noodles for a quarter!" - overheard by someone in line</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/hand-turkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hand-turkey</image:title><image:caption>Hi five!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-01T22:27:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/23/i-am-thankful-for-detroit-1-8-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/erin-cummings-pin-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erin-cummings-pin-up</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/erin-cummings-bitch-slap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erin-cummings-bitch-slap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/erin-cummings-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Erin-Cummings-glasses</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/erin-cummings-detroit-187.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erin cummings detroit 187</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-24T01:07:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/19/i-am-thankful-for-the-ultimate-alternative-to-turkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/canned_unicorn_meat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canned_unicorn_meat</image:title><image:caption>Surprisingly Affordable</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-22T11:25:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/18/hibbidy-wah-25-years-passed-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/elmo-super-grover-sesame-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elmo-Super-Grover-sesame-street</image:title><image:caption>He's the one that's not Grover.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/super_mario_bros_box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>super_mario_bros_box</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/back_to_the_future_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>back_to_the_future_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-22T11:24:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/22/i-am-thankful-for-hausu-on-dvd/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-22T11:22:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/21/i-am-thankful-for-victorias-former-secret-candice-swanepoel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/candice-swanepoel-maid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candice-swanepoel-maid</image:title><image:caption>Here's to hoping they can clean up their own mess. I, on the other hand, could use Ms. Swanepoel's help.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/candice-swanepoel-stewardess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candice-swanepoel-stewardess</image:title><image:caption>The Lions will be flying home for another game on Thanksgiving!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/candice-swanepoel-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candice-swanepoel-cat</image:title><image:caption>She may not be a lioness, but she's close...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/candice-swanepoel-cowgirl.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>candice-swanepoel-cowgirl</image:title><image:caption>Yee-haw!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-21T21:08:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/20/i-am-thankful-for-not-living-in-russia/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-23T20:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/17/awesome-battle-finally-some-good-movies-to-look-forward-to/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-18T23:29:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/16/just-sh-ty-to-just-sh-tier-political-correctness-runs-as-fast-as-you-can-amuck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/grimace-mcdonalds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grimace mcdonalds</image:title><image:caption>"Grimambiguous?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/new-kool-aid-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-kool-aid-man</image:title><image:caption>Too late...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cocoa-puffs-sonny-cuckoo-bird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cocoa puffs sonny cuckoo bird</image:title><image:caption>Sonny through the years, starting with a pink and white shirt, then nude, and finally whatever the current incarnation is wearing...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gingerbread-man-cookie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gingerbread man cookie</image:title><image:caption>Gingerbread</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-17T23:23:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/15/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-tyler-perry-is-ed-burns-2-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ed-burns-christy-turlington.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ed-burns-christy-turlington</image:title><image:caption>Did I neglect to mention he's married to Christy Turlington?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tyler-perry-madea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyler-perry-madea</image:title><image:caption>He did not look like this for his cameo in "Star Trek."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-17T19:06:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/14/drunken-recollection%e2%80%a6-wheres-rock-bottom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/debbie-gibson-playboy-edit-electric-youth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>debbie-gibson-playboy-edit-electric-youth</image:title><image:caption>Scent-sored</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/new-place-lounge-inside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new place lounge inside</image:title><image:caption>Uncensored</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/new-place-lounge-outside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new place lounge outside</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-15T21:16:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/13/inasense-lost-garfield-hates-mondays-and-veterans-apparently/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/garfield_comic_veterans_day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garfield_comic_veterans_day</image:title><image:caption>Talk about "Wooof"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-15T21:09:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/12/worth-1002-words-star-wars-tirade-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/klaatu-wooof-star-wars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>klaatu wooof star wars</image:title><image:caption>Klaatu, Brutus?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-13T23:24:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/11/happy-find-rosie-jones-in-action/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/rosie_jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rosie_jones</image:title><image:caption>Rosie Jones</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-13T16:52:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/10/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-new-reality-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dog-walking-another-dog-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog-walking-another-dog 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dog-walking-another-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog-walking-another-dog</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dogwalker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DogWalker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kourtney-kardashian-snooki-audrina-patridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kourtney-kardashian-snooki-audrina-patridge</image:title><image:caption>Kourtney Kardashian - Nicole "Snooki" Palazzo - Audrina Patridge</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-13T16:27:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/09/a-handful-of-characters-that-fear-water/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lotr_ringwraiths.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LOTR_RingWraiths</image:title><image:caption>"It's also a horse-shaped tidal wave drowning us thing..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/planet-of-apes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>planet of apes</image:title><image:caption>"Orangutang I didn't say banana?  Get it?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/jason-voorhees-child-drowning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jason-voorhees-child-drowning</image:title><image:caption>"Hey mom, look at me! I'm splashing!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/signs-alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Signs Alien</image:title><image:caption>"If I had ice in my veins, I'd die..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/alien-acid-blood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien acid blood</image:title><image:caption>I'd rather have ice in my veins...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pigpen-peanuts.gif</image:loc><image:title>pigpen peanuts</image:title><image:caption>The Muddy pun would have went better if his name was Dusty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/wicked-witch-of-west.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wicked witch of west</image:title><image:caption>"I really like Arby Meltings, I'm Meltings..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gizmo_gremlins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gizmo_gremlins</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I've reused that joke.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-12T23:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/08/so-duh-pop-quiz-movies-that-rip-off-other-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/fishing-for-ideas-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fishing for ideas 5</image:title><image:caption>Dances with Wolves - Pocahontas - FernGully - Delgo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/fishing-for-ideas-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fishing for ideas 4</image:title><image:caption>Underworld - League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - The Monster 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that?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-12T19:49:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/07/musical-musings-and-awful-battle-decidedly-different-80s-love-songs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/alexis-dynasty-80s-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alexis-dynasty-80s-hat</image:title><image:caption>No offense, Alexis.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-11T00:27:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/06/juswondering-and-inasense-lost-could-this-actually-taste-good-and-f-you-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/adult-chocolate-milk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adult chocolate milk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-11T17:07:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/05/hibbidy-wah-wtf-is-hulk-hogan-doing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/hulk-hogan-flashes-dong-def-jam-rapstar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hulk hogan flashes dong def jam rapstar</image:title><image:caption>Hulk's showing off his real American.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-06T20:05:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/04/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-if-the-cleats-fett-i-mean-fit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/boba-fetish-aots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boba fetish aots</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: Boba Fetish, with Slave I and Sluttrooper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/s-m-university-michigan-state.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s &amp; m university michigan state</image:title><image:caption>Hail Sadism and Masochism!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/new-lions-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-lions-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-04T18:19:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/03/worth-1002-words-double-barrel-gif-guns-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/steven-seagal-shoots-kids-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>steven-seagal-shoots-kids-gif</image:title><image:caption>Child's Play</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chuck_norris_vs_fainting_kittens.gif</image:loc><image:title>chuck_norris_vs_fainting_kittens</image:title><image:caption>Purrfect Shot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-03T15:11:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/02/drunken-recollection-denver-airport-conspiracy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/denver-united-states-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver united states map</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-02T18:26:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/11/01/happy-find-in-an-ironic-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/turning-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turning art</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-02T15:59:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/31/inasense-lost-my-sensibilities-are-waning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hyundai_santa_fe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hyundai_santa_fe</image:title><image:caption>Hyundai Santa Fe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/getrag_logo.gif</image:loc><image:title>getrag_logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-31T17:33:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/30/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-a-surprise-impersonator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/billy-joel-goat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billy joel goat</image:title><image:caption>Billy Goat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/guinnea-pig-billy-joel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guinnea pig billy joel</image:title><image:caption>(Fairly) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-31T17:20:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/29/a-handful-of-food-items-i-should-have-thrown-out-long-ago/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rice-krispies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rice krispies</image:title><image:caption>Best by October 9, 2002</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pokemon-macaroni-and-cheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pokemon macaroni and cheese</image:title><image:caption>Best by August 8, 2001 and July 4, 2001, respectively</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/campbell-select.jpg</image:loc><image:title>campbell select</image:title><image:caption>Best by October 10, 2009</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/seans-irish-cream-liqueur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seans irish cream liqueur</image:title><image:caption>There is no expiration date, but the once liquid contents are now a solid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/heinz-simpsons-noodles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heinz simpsons noodles</image:title><image:caption>There is no expiration date, but there is a year... 1997</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/laffy-taffy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laffy taffy</image:title><image:caption>Best by July 2009</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-31T16:38:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/28/so-duh-pop-quiz-candy-name-origins-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gobstoppers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gobstoppers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/reeses-peanut-butter-cups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reeses peanut butter cups</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mike-and-ike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mike and ike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/snickers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snickers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/baby-ruth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby ruth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kokos-candy-bottle-pops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kokos candy bottle pops</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-08T15:18:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/27/musical-musings-like-a-g6-and-other-songs-about-transportation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gulfstream-g650.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gulfstream-g650</image:title><image:caption>The line "Fly like a G6" seems much more clever now!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/2008-pontiac-g6-gt-coupe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2008 Pontiac G6 GT Coupe</image:title><image:caption>An electric blue 2008 Pontiac G6 GT Coupe?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-08T15:33:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/26/awful-battle-a-5tup1d-tr3nd-r3tr05p3ct1v3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/menace_ii_society.jpg</image:loc><image:title>menace_ii_society</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cradle_2_to-the_grave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cradle_2_to the_grave</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/leonard_part_six.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leonard_part_six</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/final-destination-5nal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>final-destination 5nal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tr2n-movie-poster-tron-legacy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tr2n-Movie-Poster tron legacy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/2-fast-2-furious-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2 fast 2 furious movie poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/layer_cake_l4yer_cak3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>layer_cake_l4yer_cak3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/simone-s1m0ne-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simone s1m0ne poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lucky-number-s7evin-slevin-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucky number s7evin slevin poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/three-poster-thr3e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>three-poster-thr3e</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-13T23:58:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/25/hibbidy-wah-from-hiccup-girl-to-hit-girl/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-25T16:46:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/24/juswondering-can-music-stalk-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/roger-miller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roger Miller</image:title><image:caption>He doesn't look at all like the stalking type...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-25T16:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/23/worth-1002-words-sign-o-the-times-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sexitup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sexitup</image:title><image:caption>Back Door?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-25T15:17:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/22/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-no-ordinary-cast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/stephen-collins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephen collins</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/guillermo-diaz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guillermo diaz</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kay-panabaker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kay panabaker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/autumn-reeser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumn reeser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/romany-malco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>D. Kambouris</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/julie_benz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julie_Benz</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/michael-chiklis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>104418_78H_2_015 Michael Chiklis Photo: Michael Ockenfels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/no-ordinary-family-banner-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no-ordinary-family-banner-logo</image:title><image:caption>I don't think that house-shaped "A" made the final cut. Also... is this really an effective opening image? I makes me think someone jumped out the window.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-22T15:08:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/21/drunken-recollection-wedding-train-of-thought/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/wedding-train.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wedding train</image:title><image:caption>A Literal Wedding Train</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-21T18:26:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/20/just-sh-ty-to-the-sh-michelle-pfeiffer-amazingly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/stardust_michelle_pfeiffer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stardust_michelle_pfeiffer</image:title><image:caption>After</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/stardust_michelle_pfeiffer-before.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stardust_michelle_pfeiffer-before</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-20T19:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/19/inasense-lost-this-ufo-stuff-is-really-starting-to-get-to-me/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-20T15:22:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/18/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-daniel-toshs-new-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tosh-car-wash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tosh car wash</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/candy-games-daniel-tosh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy games daniel tosh</image:title><image:caption>Starring Daniel Tosh, Daniel Tosh, and Daniel Tosh (Not starring Tyler Perry, Martin Lawrence, nor Eddie Murphy)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-19T17:17:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/16/musical-musings-finally-remembered-to-look-up-these-themes/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-19T09:48:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/17/happy-find-famous-last-words-mashup/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-18T18:47:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/15/hibbidy-wah-teledildonics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/teledildonics-wii.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>teledildonics wii</image:title><image:caption>Coming soon to the Wii. Heh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-16T23:45:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/14/so-duh-pop-quiz-name-that-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dodge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dodge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chrysler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chrysler</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chevy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chevy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/buick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ford</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-15T19:16:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/13/a-handful-of-decent-songs-performed-in-non-musicals/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-18T12:48:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/12/worth-1002-words-ridiculous-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kid-moustaches-master-of-disguise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kid moustaches master of disguise</image:title><image:caption>Fu Boychu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-16T23:15:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/11/juswondering-does-this-freak-anybody-else-out-as-much-as-it-does-me/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-15T17:22:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/10/awful-battle-films-with-surprise-alien-endings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/signs_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>signs_poster</image:title><image:caption>Fu. Ck. M. Night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/forgotten-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forgotten-poster</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't follow the plot because I never saw The Threegotten...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/contact_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>contact_poster</image:title><image:caption>As fulfilling as playing Marco Polo in quicksand, whatever that means...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/indiana_jones_and_the_kingdom_of_the_crystal_skull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>indiana_jones_and_the_kingdom_of_the_crystal_skull</image:title><image:caption>Fu. Ck. Th. Is. Mo. Vie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/x_files_fight_the_future.jpg</image:loc><image:title>x_files_fight_the_future</image:title><image:caption>This movie made me start the Why-Files.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/knowing-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knowing poster</image:title><image:caption>Bet you didn't know "Knowing" is almost an anagram of "Nick Cage"...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/smillas-sense-of-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smillas sense of snow</image:title><image:caption>The sequel was entitled, "Julia Ormond's Sense of Disappointment"...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-14T18:18:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/09/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-gavin-rossdale-and-ding-dongs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/marilyn-gavin-rossdale-gwen-stefani.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marilyn-gavin-rossdale-gwen-stefani</image:title><image:caption>Where was I going with this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hostess-king-dons-ding-dongs-chief-big-wheels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hostess king dons ding dongs chief big wheels</image:title><image:caption>"Mmmm... Ding Dongs." - Gavin Rossdale's impersonation of Homer Simpson.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/marilyn-gwen-stefani.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marilyn gwen stefani</image:title><image:caption>This shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-15T15:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/08/drunken-recollection-bluff-my-call/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bluff-my-call.png</image:loc><image:title>bluff-my-call</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-13T19:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/07/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-weezer-apparently/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/weezer-album-hurley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weezer-Album-Hurley</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-14T16:57:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/06/inasense-lost-buffy-the-jedi-master/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/buffy-the-jedi-master.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buffy the jedi master</image:title><image:caption>"There is no try, only do me."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-13T16:16:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/05/happy-finds-dj-kitty-kanye-jordan-let-me-google-that-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kanye-jordan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kanye jordan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-12T18:01:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/04/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-belligerent-smurfs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/beer-smurf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer Smurf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/champagne-bottle-smurf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Champagne Bottle Smurf</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-06T17:37:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/03/musical-musings-the-grateful-dead-muppets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kermit-the-frog-xray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kermit-the-frog-xray</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/grateful-dead-skeleton-roses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grateful-dead-skeleton-roses</image:title><image:caption>Gratefu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-05T21:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/02/hibbidy-wah-file-this-under-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cat-beard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat beard</image:title><image:caption>I found this while double-checking for "car beards."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/carstache.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carstache</image:title><image:caption>Hood</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-05T20:04:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/30/juswondering-why-do-i-look-so-angry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/losangeles92010094.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LosAngeles92010094</image:title><image:caption>Is that really my happy face?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/buzz-lightyear-astro-blasters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buzz lightyear astro blasters</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-04T18:25:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/10/01/worth-1002-words-gross-misspelling-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/losangeles92010077.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LosAngeles92010077</image:title><image:caption>Chef Shamu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-06T17:27:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/29/so-duh-pop-quiz-license-plates-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/license-truthiness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>license truthiness</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/license-act-w-sis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>license act w sis</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/license-no-tattoos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>license no tattoos</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/license-i-heart-hep-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>license i heart hep c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/license-wannasmoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>license wannasmoke</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T15:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/28/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-vinylmation-meet-kidrobot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kidrobot-ye-olde-english-dunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kidrobot Ye Olde English Dunny</image:title><image:caption>These are Ye Olde English Dunnies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vinylnation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vinylnation</image:title><image:caption>Not to be confused with the Divinyls and "touching one's self"... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T15:37:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/27/a-handful-of-songs-i-havent-heard-in-a-while/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-30T16:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/26/drunken-recollection-an-incendiary-idea-to-combat-incendiary-ideas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/censored2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>censored2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/censored1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>censored1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-27T17:49:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/25/inasense-lost-the-flintstones-made-a-dick-joke/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-28T19:23:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/24/just-sh-ty-to-the-sh-when-life-gives-you-mormons-make-sorta-porn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/after-bubbling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>after bubbling</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/before-bubbling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>before bubbling</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-27T16:43:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/23/awful-battle-not-all-candy-is-dandy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/orange-black-taffy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange black taffy</image:title><image:caption>Whatever the hell this candy was...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fruity-tootsie-rolls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fruity tootsie rolls</image:title><image:caption>Fruity Tootsie Rolls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mounds__almond_joy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mounds__Almond_Joy</image:title><image:caption>Almond Joy Mounds</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boston-baked-beans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boston baked beans</image:title><image:caption>Boston Baked Beans</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/runts-banana-fungus-toe-nails.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runts banana fungus toe nails</image:title><image:caption>Case closed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/apple-jolly-ranchers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apple jolly ranchers</image:title><image:caption>Apple Jolly Ranchers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wax-lips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wax lips</image:title><image:caption>Wax Lips</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/circus-peanuts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>circus peanuts</image:title><image:caption>Circus Peanuts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bit-o-honey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bit o honey</image:title><image:caption>My grandma always had Bit-O-Honey, and I always ate them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/candy-buttons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy buttons</image:title><image:caption>"Candy Buttons" sounds like a cute porn star name.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-25T20:28:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/22/very-happy-find-detroit-lives-its-lives-like-frankenstein-lives-and-not-lives-like-days-of-our-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/joe-louis-fist-detroit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joe louis fist detroit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/johnny-knoxville.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnny-knoxville</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/palladium-boots-pampa_baggy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Palladium-Boots-Pampa_Baggy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-24T17:54:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/21/in-my-brain-while-sleeping%e2%80%a6-virtual-boy%c2%a03d/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/virtual-boy-3d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>virtual boy 3d</image:title><image:caption>Talk about "table tennis"...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/virtual-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>virtual boy</image:title><image:caption>It virtually sucked. Or was this a time I could have used the word, literally?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-24T05:12:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/20/worth-1002-words-giant-goldfish-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gold-koi-carp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold koi carp</image:title><image:caption>Holy Carp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-23T19:23:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/19/hibbidy-wah-facebook-on-myspace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/myspace-facebook-social-network.jpg</image:loc><image:title>myspace facebook social network</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T19:56:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/18/musical-musings-history-lessons/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-22T18:09:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/17/juswondering%e2%80%a6-which-happened-longer-ago-%e2%80%93-star-wars-or-lord-of-the%c2%a0rings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/when-things-happened.jpg</image:loc><image:title>when things happened</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T17:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/16/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-fantasy-football-is-pokemon-is-fantasy-football/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/pokemon-poster.gif</image:loc><image:title>Pokemon-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/nfl_logos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nfl_logos</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/pikachu_girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pikachu_girl</image:title><image:caption>I choose you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T21:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/15/so-duh-pop-quiz-celebrity-anagram-edition-with-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fax-gnome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fax gnome</image:title><image:caption>Fax Gnome</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/arab-cab-amok.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arab cab amok</image:title><image:caption>Arab Cab Amok</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/alibi-worn-slim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alibi worn slim</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cable-kink-tease.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cable kink tease</image:title><image:caption>Cable Kink Tease</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/radish-for-ron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>radish for ron</image:title><image:caption>Radish for Ron</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-14T17:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/14/a-handful-of-fake-business-cards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/day-jobs-business-cards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Print</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-12T17:09:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/13/drunken-recollection-how-this-happened-ill-never-know/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-12T16:56:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/12/inasense-lost-wham-bam-no-thank-you-disney-blam/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-12T15:59:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/11/happy-find-a-capella-inception-trailer/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-11T19:45:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/10/awful-battle-terrible-vampire-names/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/justin-bieber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin-Bieber</image:title><image:caption>Justin Bieber</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/butt-face-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butt face kid</image:title><image:caption>Colin Cullen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stifler-seann-william-scott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stifler-seann-william-scott</image:title><image:caption>Stifler Cullen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/douchebag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>douchebag</image:title><image:caption>Enzo Cullen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/goth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goth</image:title><image:caption>Blaine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/oldman.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>oldman</image:title><image:caption>Cousin Larry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-11T18:37:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/09/almost-the-sh-to-the-sh-the-dana-carvey-show-alumni/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/talkshow-spike-feresten-jerry-seinfeld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>talkshow-spike-feresten-jerry-seinfeld</image:title><image:caption>Talkshow with Spike Ferensten</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/star-burns-dino-stamatopoulos.png</image:loc><image:title>Star-burns-dino-stamatopoulos</image:title><image:caption>Community</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/delocated-puppy-suit-jon-glaser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delocated-puppy-suit-jon-glaser</image:title><image:caption>Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Delocated</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/louis-ck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>louis-ck</image:title><image:caption>Lucky Louie, Louie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/charlie-kaufman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlie-kaufman</image:title><image:caption>Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/steve-carell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve-carell</image:title><image:caption>The 40 Year Old Version, The Office, Little Miss Sunshine, Get Smart</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stephen-colbert-supreme-court.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephen-colbert-supreme-court</image:title><image:caption>The Daily Show, The Colbert Report</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/robert_smigel_triumph_insult_dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert_Smigel_Triumph_Insult_Dog</image:title><image:caption>Triumph the Comic Insult Dog, TV Fun House</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-11T17:40:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/08/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-when-nature-attacks-because-you-didnt-drink-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sudowoodo-pokemon.gif</image:loc><image:title>sudowoodo-pokemon</image:title><image:caption>It's a "Sudowoodo" from Pokemon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/whentreesattack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WhenTreesAttack</image:title><image:caption>"Ah, Nature" vs. "Aaaaaah, Nature!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-11T16:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/07/worth-1002-words-i-want-this-on-a-t-shirt-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/no-i-in-team-my-ass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no i in team my ass</image:title><image:caption>Says you...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-11T16:24:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/06/hibbidy-wah-wait-for-it-wait-for-it/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-09T21:28:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/05/musical-musings-my-new-jam/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-09T18:46:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/04/juswondering-now-how-is-this-supposed-to-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/txt-back-l8r-michigan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>txt back l8r michigan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/texting-while-driving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>texting while driving</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/text-crime-detroit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>text crime detroit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-09T18:24:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/03/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-mike%c2%a0myers-was-a-cheeky-monkey/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-07T17:28:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/02/a-handful-of-actors-acting-like-theyre-singing-singers-songs/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-06T23:51:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/09/01/drunken-recollection-whose-film-catalog-could-you-get-stuck-with/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sasha_grey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sasha_grey</image:title><image:caption>"I starred in Steven Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience, and you didn't. Hey Harrison, I think I found your earring."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/harrison-ford-earring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harrison ford earring</image:title><image:caption>"I don't see your name up there either, Garfield. I wonder if my earring is listed down below."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/garfield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Garfield</image:title><image:caption>"I don't see my name down there anywhere!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/deserted-island-tv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deserted island tv</image:title><image:caption>Does this tree get HBO?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-02T18:45:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/31/inasense-lost-somebody-needs-to-go-back-to-the-drawing-board-in-a-hurry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/field-center-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>field center logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-31T20:49:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/30/happy-find-bieber-late-than-never/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-31T03:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/29/so-duh-pop-quiz-remake-rinse-or-repeat-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/neverending_story_movie_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neverending_story_movie_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/big-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big movie poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/gremlins_movie_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gremlins_movie_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/gooniesmovie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gooniesmovie poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/et-the-extraterrestrial-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ET The Extraterrestrial movie poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-01T19:16:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/28/worth-1002-words-carlashes-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/eyelashes-for-your-car-ive-said-too-much-already.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Eyelashes For Your Car.I’ve said too much already</image:title><image:caption>Eye Beams</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-31T00:24:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/27/hibbidy-wah-snugarena/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-30T00:30:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/26/awfulawesome-battle-i-dare-you-to-watch-one-and-i-hope-you-enjoy-the-other/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-30T00:05:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/25/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-avatar-re-release/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/avatar-re-release-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>avatar-re-release-poster</image:title><image:caption>As uninspiring as the original...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/aang-avatar-last-airbender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aang avatar last airbender</image:title><image:caption>Aang, the one, true Avatar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kelsey-grammer-beast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelsey grammer beast</image:title><image:caption>As Mrs. Swan might say, "He looka lika cat."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/navi-legend-of-zelda-link.jpg</image:loc><image:title>navi legend of zelda link</image:title><image:caption>Navi from "The Legend of Zelda"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pandora-radio-logo.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>pandora radio logo</image:title><image:caption>Pandora Radio</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-30T00:05:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/24/musical-musings-80s-songs-that-throw-me-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/madballs-comic-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MADBALLS comic book</image:title><image:caption>My memory has just been sold... on eBay for $1.09.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/handled-green-comb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handled green comb</image:title><image:caption>It kind of looked like this, but more rounded and more neon green.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/baseball-mitt-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baseball mitt &amp; ball</image:title><image:caption>I was only the lonely in right field.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/real-genius-popcorn-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>real-genius-popcorn-house</image:title><image:caption>Everybody wants to butter the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-28T16:46:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/23/juswondering-whos-that-girl-in-the-iphone-commercial/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-27T19:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/22/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-yodas-idea-of-perfection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dubble-bubble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dubble-bubble</image:title><image:caption>Dubble Bubble... not so intense...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/double-bubble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>double-bubble</image:title><image:caption>Double bubble... so intense!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/yoda-with-bubble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yoda with bubble</image:title><image:caption>(Sort Of) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-22T18:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/21/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-or-lack-of-creative-talent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/avatar-aliens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>avatar-aliens</image:title><image:caption>(click image for full comparison)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-21T20:28:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/20/more-than-a-handful-of-nameless-lead-characters-in-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hero-film-nameless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hero-film-nameless</image:title><image:caption>Hero</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/maybe-named.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maybe named</image:title><image:caption>12 Angry Men - Frailty - Fight Club - Falling Down</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nicknamed-nameless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nicknamed nameless</image:title><image:caption>Shoot 'Em Up - Zombieland - Reservoir Dogs - The Man With No Name Trilogy - Desperado</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/totally-nameless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>totally nameless</image:title><image:caption>They Live - Blindness - Once - Layer Cake - The Road - Rebecca</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-25T11:34:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/19/drunken-recollection-they-sure-dont-make-cartoons-like-they-used-to-plus-my-opinion-on-donald-duck-finally-revealed/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-27T19:28:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/18/happy-find-surprisingly-its-furniture/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-19T18:44:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/08/awesome-battle-the-best-thing-george-lucas-ever-imagined/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/adrianne-curry-slave-leia-kicking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adrianne-curry-slave-leia-kicking</image:title><image:caption>Adrianne Curry Pissed Off 2010!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/deal-or-no-deal-leia-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deal-or-no-deal-leia-2</image:title><image:caption>This explains why Chewbacca's palms are so hairy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/deal-or-no-deal-leia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deal-or-no-deal-leia</image:title><image:caption>"Where's case THX-1138?" a nerd was overheard saying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kym-johnson-leia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kym-johnson-leia</image:title><image:caption>I wonder what witticism Tom Bergeron shared about this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jennifer-aniston-leia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer-aniston-leia</image:title><image:caption>Han and Leia are such a Ross and Rachel... Will they? Won't they?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kristen-bell-leia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kristen-bell-leia</image:title><image:caption>She could have been named Veronica of Mars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/olivia_munn_leia2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olivia_munn_leia2</image:title><image:caption>Here's another picture of Jabba. Because you can't have too many pictures of Jabba.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/many-leia-and-jabba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>many-leia-and-jabba</image:title><image:caption>How many Slave Leia's does it take to... 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Representation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki-billboard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snooki-billboard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-10T21:40:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/08/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-time-to-cash-in-on-the-collective-unconscious/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-09T19:28:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/06/drunken-recollection-why-men-do-anything-plus-swamping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/swamping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swamping</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-09T14:04:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/07/happy-find-my-names-meaning-plus-hero-rats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sean-urban-dictionary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean-urban-dictionary</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-11T14:07:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/05/a-handful-of-michigan-artists-that-are-cooler-than-mike-posner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/man-dancing-with-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-dancing-with-cat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-10T13:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/08/04/inasense-lost-if-at-first-you-did-exist-try-triceratops/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/torosaurus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torosaurus</image:title><image:caption>This is the... Torosaursus?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/triceratops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>triceratops</image:title><image:caption>Of course it's the Triceratops...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tri-pluto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tri pluto</image:title><image:caption>(via Art of My Mind - click image for 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All New Simpsons!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-28T20:15:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/25/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-orko-and-the-scooby-doo-brood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/doctor-zoog-whoopsy-doo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doctor-zoog-whoopsy-doo</image:title><image:caption>Doctor Zoog and 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Scooby-Dum</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/uncle-montork-yabba-doo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uncle-montork-yabba-doo</image:title><image:caption>Uncle Montork and Yabba-Doo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/yuckers-scrappy-doo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yuckers-scrappy-doo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dree-elle-scooby-dee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dree-elle-scooby-dee</image:title><image:caption>Dree-Elle and Scooby-Dee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/orko-scooby-doo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orko-scooby-doo</image:title><image:caption>Orko and 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let you connect the dots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/border-patrol-agent-us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>border-patrol-agent-us</image:title><image:caption>Border Patrol Agent</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/scream-4-woodsboro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scream-4-woodsboro</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-24T17:51:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/21/hibbidy-wah-las-vegas-pistons-almost-happened-and-may-still/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/detroit-cavaliers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroit-cavaliers</image:title><image:caption>LeBron left, so why not the team?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/eminem-kid-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eminem-kid-rock</image:title><image:caption>Kid Rock and Eminem, but not in that order</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mike_ilitch_little-caesar-pizza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Ilitch</image:title><image:caption>Mike Ilitch, owner of the Red Wings and Tigers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/las-vegas-detroit-pistons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>las-vegas-detroit-pistons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-24T16:13:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/20/inasense-lost-rated-pg-bosoms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/pg-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pg-woman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-23T19:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/19/so-duh-pop-quiz-classic-video-game-flowchart-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mega-man-flowchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flowchart5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dragons-lair-flowchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flowchart4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/donkey-kong-flowchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flowchart3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/pacman-flowchart1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flowchart1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/qbert-flowchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>qbert-flowchart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mario-bros-soda-pop-cans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mario-bros-soda-pop-cans</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-22T21:12:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/18/awful-battle%e2%80%a6-which-one-of-these-videos-makes-more%c2%a0sense/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-22T16:13:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/17/juswondering-how-do-you-dougie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/doug-e-fresh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doug-e-fresh</image:title><image:caption>The Human Beat Box himself, Doug E. Fresh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-21T19:49:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/16/musical-musings-videos-that-are-better-than-their-songs/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-20T22:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/15/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-modern-lyrics-are-just-things-people-say/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/trio-da-da-da-volkswagen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trio-da-da-da-volkswagen</image:title><image:caption>I'm not saying lyrics were always brilliant, either...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-19T22:38:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/14/happy-find-taco-bellz-can-haz-breakfastz-did-i-do-that-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/taco-bell-breakfast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taco-bell-breakfast</image:title><image:caption>You may be surprised to learn my favorite cereal is regular Cheerios.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-19T15:27:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/13/worth-1002-words-theres-my-chippy-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/chippy-tattoo-tim-and-eric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chippy-tattoo-tim-and-eric</image:title><image:caption>Great Job!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-18T15:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/12/a-handful-of-sort-of-obscure-films-watched-over-and-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/the-toy-richard-pryor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-toy-richard-pryor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/santa-claus-the-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa-claus-the-movie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cant_buy_me_love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cant_buy_me_love</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cloak_and_dagger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cloak_and_dagger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/moving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moving</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/walk_like_a_man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walk_like_a_man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/clifford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clifford</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/summer_school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer_school</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-17T22:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/11/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-the-newest-social-networking-tool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dotter-icon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dotter-icon</image:title><image:caption>"matrixicon"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/twitter1935.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twitter1935</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-17T21:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/10/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-michael-ceras-series-of-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kick-ass-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kick-ass-movie</image:title><image:caption>"He does seem to prefer series... and my costume!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/youth-in-revolt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youth-in-revolt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/nick-and-norah-thin-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nick and norah thin man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/michael-cera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael-cera</image:title><image:caption>That outfit's kinda Kick-Ass... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-14T22:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/09/drunken-recollection-kids-kidney-stones-and-american-pie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gums-stick-to-ribs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gums-stick-to-ribs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kids-are-std-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids-are-std-t-shirt</image:title><image:caption>Truer words never spoken... on a t-shirt.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-14T17:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/08/hibbidy-wah-olivia-was-munn-derful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/alison-brie-bikini-complex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alison-brie-bikini-complex</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if I'd feel the same about Brie cheese?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/alison-brie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alison-brie</image:title><image:caption>She could handle three shows, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-10T14:55:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/07/awesome-battle-which-dog-would-you-want-more/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-10T14:00:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/06/inasense-lost-drawing-aint-childs-play/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/monster-engine-ninja.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster-engine-ninja</image:title><image:caption>Does anyone else hear this one screaming, "Movie!" (As opposed to regular screaming...)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/monster-engine-the-good-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster-engine-the-good-man</image:title><image:caption>(Very Scary) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/monster-engine-witch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster-engine-witch</image:title><image:caption>(Very) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/monster-engine-ick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster-engine-ick</image:title><image:caption>(Very) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/monster-engine-wonder-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster-engine-wonder-woman</image:title><image:caption>(Very Scary) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/monster-engine-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster-engine-boy</image:title><image:caption>(Very) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-10T13:45:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/05/juswondering-is-a-detroit-bucket-list-ironic/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-13T15:57:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/04/musical-musings-this-has-to-be-the-worst-song-of-all-time/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-22T18:47:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/03/worth-1003-words-katy-perry-wtf-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/shake-weight-katy-perry.gif</image:loc><image:title>shake-weight-katy-perry</image:title><image:caption>Shake</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-08T13:15:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/02/so-duh-pop-quiz-guess-that-900-number-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cola_can_shape_corded_telephone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cola_Can_Shape_Corded_Telephone</image:title><image:caption>Can you call me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-07T21:44:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/07/01/a-handful-of-songs-about-robots-maybe/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-03T17:50:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/30/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-m-night-shyamalan-officially/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/wide_awake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wide_awake</image:title><image:caption>Rosie O'Donnell as a nun that likes baseball? No thanks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mr-hankey-m-night-shyamalan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr-hankey-m-night-shyamalan</image:title><image:caption>"Howdy ho! My new movie is out! You should go see it!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-02T18:27:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/29/juswondering-why-does-this-make-me-so-happy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kwame-kilpatrick-corrections.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kwame-kilpatrick-corrections</image:title><image:caption>I actually voted for him... just the first time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-29T17:43:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/28/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-lady-problems-and-how/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dina-lohan-fugface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dina-lohan-fugface</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lindsay_lohan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay_lohan</image:title><image:caption>Umm...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ali-bachelorette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ali-bachelorette</image:title><image:caption>Ali Fedotowsky</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/he-man-woman-haters-club-little-rascals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>he-man-woman-haters-club-little-rascals</image:title><image:caption>Hate the playaz, not the club...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-01T17:10:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/26/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-rango-goes-gonzo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rango-fear-and-loathing-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rango-fear-and-loathing-poster</image:title><image:caption>The chameleons played by a chameleon...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rango-johnny-depp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rango-johnny-depp</image:title><image:caption>Hunter S. Thompson, meet Rango</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/johnny-depp-fear-loathing-in-las-vegas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnny-depp-fear-loathing-in-las-vegas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-01T16:05:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/27/happy-finds-and-one-not-so-happy-find/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/calvin-minus-hobbes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>calvin-minus-hobbes</image:title><image:caption>This is typical of the site.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-01T16:05:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/24/hibbidy-wah-blue-ball-sex-but-not-how-you-think/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-30T03:35:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/25/awesome-battle-cool-tech-of-varying-degrees/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/terrafugia-flying-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terrafugia-flying-car</image:title><image:caption>Hrm... I always thought it would use magnets, not wings.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-30T03:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/23/drunken-recollection-perfect-strangers-the-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/perfect-strangers-cera-labeouf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perfect-strangers-cera-labeouf</image:title><image:caption>Michael Cera and Shia LaBeouf are getting big heads about this project.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/perfect-strangers-stiller-brody.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perfect-strangers-stiller-brody</image:title><image:caption>Ben Stiller as Cousin Larry Appleton and Adrian Brody as Balki Bartokomous</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/perfect-stranger-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Perfect-Stranger-Poster</image:title><image:caption>No, the one with two strangers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-01T16:02:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/22/musical-musings-bands-named-after-sports-jargon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bill-berry-chicago-bulls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bill-berry-chicago-bulls</image:title><image:caption>Bill Berry traveled from the Chicago Bulls to the Washington Wizards, but he's only one guy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/birds-in-the-outfield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birds-in-the-outfield</image:title><image:caption>Alfred Hitchcock meets Christopher Lloyd and Tony Danza in "Birds in the Outfield"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/zamboni-spongebob-squarepants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zamboni-spongebob-squarepants</image:title><image:caption>When you only got 100 years to live, you don't need to see crap like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2005_bison_nickel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2005_bison_nickel</image:title><image:caption>Not this kind of nickel back...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/yellowcard-soccer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellowcard-soccer</image:title><image:caption>He used that card to pick out his shirt color at Sears.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-07T14:57:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/21/inasense-lost-my-great-white-buffalo-fisher-prices-pxl-2000/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/yellowcard_ocean_avenue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellowcard_ocean_avenue</image:title><image:caption>Like a Polaroid from my mind...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-24T16:53:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/20/worth-1002-words-a-business-card-worth-having-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/you-suck-at-parking.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>you suck at parking</image:title><image:caption>Thank You</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-23T22:52:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/19/a-handful-of-bad-rap-songs-from-movies-still-stuck-in-my-head/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-23T21:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/18/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-the-idea-this-drunk-guy-had/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-22T04:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/17/juswondering-do-you-believe-in-pop-culture-perfect-storms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nes_advantage_ghostbusters_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nes_advantage_ghostbusters_2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-21T16:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/16/so-duh-pop-quiz-song-remakes-rated-by-movie-remakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/new-coke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new coke</image:title><image:caption>Remakes are hardly better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-20T12:22:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/14/hibbidy-wah-please-keep-my-kittens-single-faced/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-17T15:56:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/15/happy-find-yacht-rock/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-17T15:55:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/13/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-cartoon-island-and-possible-equine-lust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bravestarr-horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bravestarr-horse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/starlite-rainbow-brite-twink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starlite-rainbow-brite-twink</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/imaginationland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image 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Starr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ken-starr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ken-Starr</image:title><image:caption>Ken Starr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ringo-starr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ringo-starr</image:title><image:caption>Ringo Starr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ryan-star-starr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryan-star-starr</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-14T21:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/11/awesome-battle%e2%80%a6-brain%c2%a0characters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fiend-without-a-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fiend-Without-A-Face</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wayne-the-main-brain-mcclain-athf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wayne-the-main-brain-mcclain-athf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/krang-tmnt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krang-tmnt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/brainiac-robot-80s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brainiac-robot-80s</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/flying-brains-futurama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flying-brains-futurama</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mars-attacks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mars-attacks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/brain-inspector-gadget.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brain-inspector-gadget</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pinky_brain.gif</image:loc><image:title>pinky_brain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/metroid_boss_mother_brain.gif</image:loc><image:title>Metroid_Boss_Mother_Brain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/man-with-two-brains-steve-martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-with-two-brains-steve-martin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-23T20:33:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/10/drunken-recollection-upchuck-answer-round-with-photos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dirty-jeans-dungarees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dirty-jeans-dungarees</image:title><image:caption>What "NOTE 4" says...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mandy_moore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mandy_moore</image:title><image:caption>Not that kind of "incorruptible."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dilligaf-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dilligaf-baby</image:title><image:caption>"Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/trve-kvlt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trve-kvlt</image:title><image:caption>The bear is definitely not "trve kvlt."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-12T19:41:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/09/musical-musings-attack-of-the-80s/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-12T18:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/08/worth-1002-words-well-i-wasted-my-time-so-why-not-yours-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cover-the-earth-bp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cover-the-earth-bp</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-11T17:54:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/07/the-sh%e2%80%93-to-just-sh%e2%80%93ty%e2%80%a6-should-we-have-rules-about%c2%a0hollywood%c2%a0nepotism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/jaden-smith-colin-hanks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jaden-smith-colin-hanks</image:title><image:caption>My. Me-Oh-My</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-15T18:26:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/06/inasense-lost%e2%80%a6-superpowers-we%c2%a0lost-and-the-ones-we-gain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/grandma-drinking-and-smoking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma Drinking And Smoking</image:title><image:caption>"Grams" could have more than one meaning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/old-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old-man</image:title><image:caption>Case. In. Point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/helping-elderly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>helping elderly</image:title><image:caption>"Oh if I could only have some crumpets to go with my tea. Oh, you can get me some crumpets too? Bless you."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/man-helping-elderly-on-notebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man helping Elderly on Notebook</image:title><image:caption>Back in his day, laptops were where kids bent over to get the belt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/barstool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barstool</image:title><image:caption>Never frowned upon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/diaper-man-mighty-heroes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diaper-man-mighty-heroes</image:title><image:caption>Diaper Man is one of the scariest thinks to look for on Google Image Search.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-09T14:26:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/04/happy-finds-overdue-shout-outs-to-some-nerd-sites/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/peter-parker-don-glover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter-parker-don-glover</image:title><image:caption>Currently, there's a very interesting article about Don Glover's bid to play Peter Parker in the new Spider-Man reboot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/azula-last-airbender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Azula-last-airbender</image:title><image:caption>Azula (from "Avatar: The Last Airbender") was picked the best villain after The Joker (from "Batman")... I can't complain about that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/the-loser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-loser</image:title><image:caption>Once upon a time, also found in my basement.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-10T21:58:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/05/a-handful-of-shows-not-given-a-fair-shake-on-tv-and-too-bad-its-cancelled-lists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wisdom-of-barney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wisdom-of-barney</image:title><image:caption>Beware of the Shelly Galezby area.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/stark-raving-mad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stark-raving-mad</image:title><image:caption>I was going to say I was stark, raving, mad this was cancelled, but I won't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nathan-fillion-mal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nathan-fillion-mal</image:title><image:caption>I guess he's not "that" big of a star... yet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/two-guys-girl-pizza-place.jpg</image:loc><image:title>two-guys-girl-pizza-place</image:title><image:caption>Somebody lost count, apparently. And the pizza.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/boston-common-tv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boston-common-tv</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, Dear," that is the second chick to babysit "Monk."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/its-like-you-know.jpg</image:loc><image:title>its-like-you-know</image:title><image:caption>It's like you don't know any of these people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kath-kim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kath-kim</image:title><image:caption>Not pictured: dignity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/miss-guided.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss-guided</image:title><image:caption>Not pictured: Chris Parnell... He must have been at a viewing of "Chronicles of Narnia." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/life-on-mars-abc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>life-on-mars-abc</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-08T15:11:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/03/juswondering-is-it-better-to-be-first-or-last/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/first_daughter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first_daughter</image:title><image:caption>This is one of the worst posters I've ever seen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pabstblueribbon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PabstBlueRibbon</image:title><image:caption>Maybe this kind of blue ribbon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/will-ferrell-dunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will-ferrell-dunk</image:title><image:caption>Will Ferrell would be the first to tell you, "Dunking is the last thing I'll try again."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-07T15:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/02/so-duh-pop-quiz-can-you-judge-a-book-by-its-cover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/blank1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/blank2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/blank3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/blank4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/blank5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/oh-the-places-youll-go-dr-seuss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oh the places youll go dr seuss</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/spoken-from-the-heart-laura-bush1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spoken from the heart laura bush</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/eat-pray-love-elizabeth-gilbert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eat pray love elizabeth gilbert</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/girl-with-dragon-tattoo-stieg-larsson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>girl with dragon tattoo stieg larsson</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/breaking-dawn-stephenie-meyer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breaking dawn stephenie meyer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-04T17:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/06/01/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-south-park-tisan-politics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cartman-hitler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cartman hitler</image:title><image:caption>"Respect my authoritah!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/political_spectrum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>political_spectrum</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-03T20:13:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/31/hibbidy-wah-things-you-did-not-need-to-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/zanypickle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zanypickle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-10T22:00:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/30/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-preview-the-secret-of-my-success-2-and-the-expendables-twist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/topher-grace-jay-baruchel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>topher-grace-jay-baruchel</image:title><image:caption>Tough Guys: Topher Grace and Jay Baruchel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/secret-of-my-success-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secret-of-my-success-2</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Theatric Poster</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-02T17:50:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/29/musical-musings-what-a-difference-a-letter-makes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/teddy-grahams-getting-high.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-grahams-getting-high</image:title><image:caption>I would have written more, but I thought this was funny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/breakfast_club-e1275432149241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breakfast_club</image:title><image:caption>I'm about to turn your world upside-down, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-01T23:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/28/worth-1002-words-captain-planet-is-a-dick-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/captain-planet-oil-spill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain-planet-oil-spill</image:title><image:caption>Flippered Off</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-31T20:33:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/27/awful-battle-food-movie-titles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hot-bubblegum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hot-bubblegum</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/willy_wonka_and_the_chocolate_factory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willy_wonka_and_the_chocolate_factory</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wild_strawberries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wild_strawberries</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tortilla_soup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tortilla_soup</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/three_musketeers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>three_musketeers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sour-grapes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sour grapes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/soul_food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soul_food</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/salt-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salt-movie-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ratatouille.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ratatouille</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pineapple_express.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pineapple_express</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-01T02:38:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/26/inasense-lost-everybodys-seen-the-smoking-baby-so-heres-other-stuff-and-the-smoking-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/batboylivestoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batboylivestoy</image:title><image:caption>I wasn't aware he wore cut-off jean shorts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/goldenbookprofessional.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GoldenBookProfessional</image:title><image:caption>From "Inappropriate Golden Books: Movies R Fun!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-31T19:09:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/25/drunken-recollection-a-new-phrase-for-you-map-in-the-ass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hand-drawn-dunder-mifflin-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hand-drawn-dunder-mifflin-map</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Represenation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dunder-mifflin-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dunder mifflin map</image:title><image:caption>Does Vance Refrigeration use its lease space as effectively?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cuba_map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cuba_map</image:title><image:caption>No relation to Gooding, Jr.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-19T21:10:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/24/happy-finds-snl-skits-and-tina-fey-bits-you-may-not-have-seen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/will-forte.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will-forte</image:title><image:caption>I put his video after the jump so Will Ferrell wouldn't be alone...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/will-ferrell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Will-Ferrell</image:title><image:caption>Okay, so I don't share right away. It auto-played, so I moved the video to after the jump.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-25T16:23:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/23/a-handful-of-songs-that-have-made-me-um-cry/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-26T18:49:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/22/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-unfortunately-lost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/south-park-dead-celebrities-airplane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>south-park-dead-celebrities-airplane</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jump-to-conclusions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jump-to-conclusions</image:title><image:caption>I need to invent a version of this called "Draw Your Own Conclusions"...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-28T21:48:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/21/juswondering-who-needs-more-help-with-their-local%c2%a0logos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tittle-bros-logo.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>tittle-bros-logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fanatic-u-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fanatic-u-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-27T17:45:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/20/so-duh-pop-quiz-name-that-toy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/duplo-lego-blocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duplo lego blocks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/etch-a-sketch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>etch a sketch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/han-solo-muggs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>han solo muggs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/playmobil-ironing-board.jpg</image:loc><image:title>playmobil ironing board</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dr-claw-inspector-gadget.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dr claw inspector gadget</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/barbie-doll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbie doll</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lincoln-logs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lincoln logs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/puzzle7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puzzle7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/puzzle6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puzzle6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/puzzle5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puzzle5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-24T18:46:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/19/hibbidy-wah-foreign-pop-culture-is-foreign-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/megan-fox-cherry-2000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>megan-fox-cherry-2000</image:title><image:caption>I'm quite serious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lemon-popsicle-3-hot-bubblegum-1981-uk-vhs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lemon Popsicle 3 Hot Bubblegum (1981) [UK VHS]</image:title><image:caption>I miss the old clamshells... I'm talking about VHS cases!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-20T17:04:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/17/worth-1002-words-scared-mushrooms-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mario-campfire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mario-campfire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-20T02:42:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/18/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-meet-spongebob-drescher-and-fran-squarepants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bill-murray-lorenzo-music.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bill-murray-lorenzo-music</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-24T17:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/16/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-theres-an-app-for-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/taco-bell-locator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taco-bell-locator</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fingerpalm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fingerpalm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/handprint-turkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handprint-turkey</image:title><image:caption>I only give high-fives for Taco Bell...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-24T17:33:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/15/musical-musings-whats-the-deal-with-the-music-circa-93-95/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-18T20:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/14/awful-battle-awesome-idea-awful-execution/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-31T17:01:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/07/so-duh-pop-quiz-movie-trailers-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gibson-theron-cage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gibson-theron-cage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/downey-washington-sweeney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>downey-washington-sweeney</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/weathers-theron-cage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weathers-theron-cage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/baruchel-connery-clement.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baruchel-connery-clement</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/owens-smith-douglas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>owens-smith-douglas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/swayze-polley-penn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swayze-polley-penn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rogan-clooney-ford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rogan-clooney-ford</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/stallone-dicaprio-connery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stallone-dicaprio-connery</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/movie-soda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>movie-soda</image:title><image:caption>Yay! A movie quiz!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-13T15:56:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/13/inasense-lost-stuffed-animals-takes-on-a-whole-different-meaning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nsfw-stuffed-animals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nsfw-stuffed-animals</image:title><image:caption>For uncensored, NSFW answers, click on this image.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-22T18:12:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/12/happy-finds-help-in-many-forms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fiverr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fiverr</image:title><image:caption>(Click pic for link)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kickstarter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kickstarter</image:title><image:caption>(Click pic for link)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-13T14:32:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/11/juswondering-who-are-the-hepburn-and-tracy-of-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/spencer-tracy-katharine-hepburn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spencer-tracy-katharine-hepburn</image:title><image:caption>Nobody else is like Spencer and Tracy... or so I've been told.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-22T18:13:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/10/drunken-recollection-dream-cast-of-x-men-first-class/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/james-marsden-justin-bieber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>james-marsden-justin-bieber</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jude-law-ian-mckellen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jude-law-ian-mckellen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/michael-rosenbaum-patrick-stewart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael-rosenbaum-patrick-stewart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sega-dreamcast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sega-dreamcast</image:title><image:caption>Sega had a different idea than me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/a-team-dream-team.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a-team-dream-team</image:title><image:caption>The Dream Team</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-14T22:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/09/a-handful-of-toys-i-always-wanted-to-exist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/richard-pryor-the-toy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Toy (1982)  Directed by Richard Donner Shown: Richard Pryor</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, I had to... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/greatest-american-hero-instruction-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greatest-american-hero-instruction-book</image:title><image:caption>The only book that could be a toy...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rocketeer-jennifer-connelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocketeer-jennifer-connelly</image:title><image:caption>Jenny, Jenny...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rocketeer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocketeer</image:title><image:caption>Scary. but fun...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hover-board-bttf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hover-board-bttf</image:title><image:caption>Wasn't this supposed to be close to market fifteen years ago? How about in five from now?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/boba-fett-missile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boba-fett-missile</image:title><image:caption>Everybody had a friend that had one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/holodeck-voyager.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holodeck-voyager</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gloria-baker-shark-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gloria-baker-shark-mask</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-12T05:21:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/08/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-john-williams-theme-to-star-wars/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-13T14:06:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/06/worth-1002-words-inappropriate-old-comic-book-cover-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rifleman10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rifleman10</image:title><image:caption>Sport'n Wood</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-07T20:52:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/05/hibbidy-wah-get-out-of-there/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-07T17:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/04/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-am-i-a-trendsetter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/morgan-spider-webb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morgan-spider-webb</image:title><image:caption>Morgan Webb is much more fun to edit than Mike Rowe... Sorry, buddy...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-06T17:49:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/03/my-boss-pauls-top-five-list-songs-about-obsolete-technology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cd_phonograph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cd_phonograph</image:title><image:caption>CD's may soon go the way of the phonograph...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-06T14:40:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/06/my-boss-pauls-top-five-list-subtle-christian-approved-80s-songs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mspacman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mspacman</image:title><image:caption>Who I always "Maneater" was about...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-03T19:32:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/02/in-someone-elses-brain-while-sleeping-i-need-a-break/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/morgan-freeman-waterfall-twins-diaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morgan-freeman-waterfall-twins-diaper</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-04T09:18:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/05/01/musical-musings-thats-the-title-of-the-song-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bob-marley-3-little-birds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bob-marley-3-little-birds</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry 'bout a thing..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-03T20:13:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/30/awful-battle-theres-a-time-and-a-place-and-this-aint-it-honeys/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-22T18:13:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/29/inasense-lost-nostalgia-for-vd-psas/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-03T03:34:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/28/juswondering-i-dont-think-that-is-what-you-think-it-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gods-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gods-hands</image:title><image:caption>"Godse"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/boat_wreck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boat_wreck</image:title><image:caption>"Yachtse"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/goatse-olympics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goatse-olympics</image:title><image:caption>"Olympicse"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/godhands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>godhands</image:title><image:caption>Godse</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-29T22:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/27/drunken-recollection-concrete-jungle-where-drinks-are-made-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/no-idea-bar-nyc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no idea bar nyc</image:title><image:caption>This photo's fuzziness doesn't even come close to my eyes' fuzziness that night. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/yankee-stadium-e1272492623127.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yankee-stadium</image:title><image:caption>"Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd that wanted to beat up a guy for wearing a Mets' cap..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/peter-griffin-beard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter-griffin-beard</image:title><image:caption>The bird is the word.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-07T17:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/26/happy-find-micro-mike-rowe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/micro-mike-rowe-lizard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>micro-mike-rowe-lizard</image:title><image:caption>Eye Spy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-27T19:18:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/25/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-sleeping-options/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sleepsuit-gettingin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleepsuit-gettingin</image:title><image:caption>Stages of Metamorphositsdown</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sleepsuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleepsuit</image:title><image:caption>And you thought blankets with sleeves were innovative...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dry-erase-pillow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dry-erase-pillow</image:title><image:caption>What happens when you drool?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/japanese-walking-sleeping-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanese-walking-sleeping-bag</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-27T18:50:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/24/worth-1002-words-wolverines-playing-poker-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wolverines-playing-poker-rivera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wolverines-playing-poker-rivera</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-09T09:24:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/23/a-handful-of-companies-that-could-go-back-to-the-drawing-board/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lil-monkey-doll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lil monkey doll</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ayds-candy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ayds-candy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/uti-logo-master.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UTI Logo Master</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gay-time-painting-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gay-time-painting-book</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/happys-pizza-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happys-pizza-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-27T05:01:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/22/hibbidy-wah-this-is-barely-a-spoof/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-27T01:23:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/21/so-duh-pop-quiz-musician-names-as-things-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/iggypop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iggy=pop</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/musician-names.jpg</image:loc><image:title>musician-names</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-23T18:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/20/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-this-is-no-longer-a-coinkydink-right/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-27T03:11:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/06/drunken-recollection-saturday-night-blake-lively-wasnt-awful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/blake_lively.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blake_lively</image:title><image:caption>Here's Blake... not so lively, more so lazily resting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-23T04:44:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/19/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-taylor-swift-returns-to-snl-and-i-suggest-a-skit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/baby-herman-chippy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-herman-chippy</image:title><image:caption>A little bit of this mixed with a little bit of that...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/baby-tail-medusa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-tail-medusa</image:title><image:caption>A little bit of this mixed with a little bit of that...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/taylor-swift-snl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taylor-swift-snl</image:title><image:caption>*Le sigh*</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-23T04:37:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/18/inasense-lost-disney-animators-were-cel-outs/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-27T03:15:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/17/awesome-battle-final-foursome-revealed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/final-foursome-toys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>final-foursome-toys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/final-foursome-cartoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>final-foursome-cartoon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/final-foursome-live.jpg</image:loc><image:title>final-foursome-live</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-19T22:57:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/15/juswondering-are-these-titles-titillating-or-am-i-a-perve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/spread.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spread</image:title><image:caption>This movie title spawned this list.  Hmm, should I have put Spawn on here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wet</image:title><image:caption>This game doesn't take place anywhere near water.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/holes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holes</image:title><image:caption>Moving on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/human_stain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>human_stain</image:title><image:caption>This one is simply gross.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/twin_peaks_fire_walk_with_me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twin_peaks_fire_walk_with_me</image:title><image:caption>This one was a stretch. And too long of a title.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bj-and-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bj-and-bear</image:title><image:caption>I had to list "BJ and the Bear."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pecker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pecker</image:title><image:caption>Easy dick joke...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dick</image:title><image:caption>Easier dick joke...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/young_guns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young_guns</image:title><image:caption>Not so obvious dick joke...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/the-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-box</image:title><image:caption>Was the red smear necessary?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-15T22:51:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/16/musical-musings-americas-next-top-american-idol-judge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ricky_gervais.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ricky_gervais</image:title><image:caption>He LOL'd, 2. 4RLZ.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tracey-ullman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tracey-Ullman</image:title><image:caption>I thought this was funny and actually LOL'd. 4rlz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-15T22:04:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/14/drunken-recollection-a-toilet-paper-rolls-worth-of-ideas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/exploding-bat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exploding bat</image:title><image:caption>Answer: Very.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dumb-answer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dumb-answer</image:title><image:caption>Is any of that in English?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/plants-vs-zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plants-vs-zombies</image:title><image:caption>Plants Vs. Zombies - A Battle for My Heart</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-15T18:35:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/13/worth-1002-words-if-futurama-was-real-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/real-futurama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>real-futurama</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-30T18:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/12/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-greed-day-er-green-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/spiderman-musical.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spiderman-musical</image:title><image:caption>Spidey, not U2...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/movin_out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Movin'_Out</image:title><image:caption>Well, his name "is" Billy Joe Armstrong...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mammamia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MammaMia</image:title><image:caption>As opposed to Papa Pizzeria!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dookie-green-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dookie-green-day</image:title><image:caption>Dookie as I say, not as I Dookie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-14T18:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/11/happy-finds-playing-catsup-because-i-mustard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/yahoo-answer-fail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yahoo-answer-fail</image:title><image:caption>Then what are fine arts?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/michael-buble-raptor-shadow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael-buble-raptor-shadow</image:title><image:caption>This one has style, and bite!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-13T16:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/10/hibbidy-wah-gives-you-hell-o/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-27T03:20:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/09/a-handful-of-cool-things-i-liked-as-a-kid-that-i-still-think-i-like/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chemistry-set.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chemistry-set</image:title><image:caption>This one costs $250. It must be good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/squirmles-then-and-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirmles-then-and-now</image:title><image:caption>"These ain't ya daddy's Squirmles! Wait. Yes, they are."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/astronaut-ice-cream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>astronaut-ice-cream</image:title><image:caption>Borderline Tasty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/wire-puzzles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wire-puzzles</image:title><image:caption>Borderline Impossible</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hand-boiler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hand-boiler</image:title><image:caption>Borderline Magic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-12T10:46:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/08/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-bigger-and-faster-ah-forget-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jimmy-johnson-johns-extenze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jimmy-johnson-johns-extenze</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-11T20:27:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/06/awesome-battle-final-foursome-final-round-finally/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/4-wild-cards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-wild-cards</image:title><image:caption>Who Should Be The Wild Card?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3-round-outs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3-round-outs</image:title><image:caption>Who Should Round Out The Group?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2-second-bananas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-second-bananas</image:title><image:caption>Who Should Be The Second Banana?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1-head-honchos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-head-honchos</image:title><image:caption>Total Votes:</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-11T04:45:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/02/awesome-battle-final-foursome-all-editions-round-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2-torch-toad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-torch-toad</image:title><image:caption>Human Torch vs. Toad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1-charlie-mike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-charlie-mike</image:title><image:caption>Charlie Day vs. Michelangelo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2-baracus-harrison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-baracus-harrison</image:title><image:caption>B.A. Baracus vs. George Harrison</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1-cartman-princess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-cartman-princess</image:title><image:caption>Eric Cartman vs. Princess Toadstool</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2-raph-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-raph-face</image:title><image:caption>Raphael vs. Templeton "Faceman" Peck</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1-stantz-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-stantz-jones</image:title><image:caption>Ray Stantz vs. Samantha Jones</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2-marsh-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-marsh-jones</image:title><image:caption>Stan Marsh vs. Davy Jones</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1-lennon-venkman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-lennon-venkman</image:title><image:caption>John Lennon vs. Peter Venkman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-11T04:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/07/so-duh-pop-quiz-tv-siblings-and-more-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tricia-cast-jeremy-licht-danny-ponce-justine-bateman-george-michael-cera-portia-derossi-lindsay-bluth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tricia-cast-jeremy-licht-danny-ponce-justine-bateman-george-michael-cera-portia-derossi-lindsay-bluth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jason-bateman-michael-bluth-matthew-burton-david-hogan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jason-bateman-michael-bluth-matthew-burton-david-hogan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/david-shaun-cassidy-audrina-patridge-susan-dey-danny-bonaduce-keith-laurie-partridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>david-shaun-cassidy-audrina-patridge-susan-dey-danny-bonaduce-keith-laurie-partridge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shirley-jones-partridge-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shirley-jones-partridge-family</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/andrew-linda-mallory-marlene-jennifer-megan-keaton-mcfly-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andrew-linda-mallory-marlene-jennifer-megan-keaton-mcfly-fox</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/alex-p-keaton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alex-p-keaton</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bridget-kerry-rory-hennessy-cj-barnes-kelly-bud-bundy-jax-teller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bridget-kerry-rory-hennessy-cj-barnes-kelly-bud-bundy-jax-teller</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/peg-bundy-cate-hennessy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peg-bundy-cate-hennessy</image:title><image:caption>Do you think you know me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/chuck-bryce-clint-joanie-cunningham-howard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chuck-bryce-clint-joanie-cunningham-howard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/richie-cunningham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richie-cunningham</image:title><image:caption>How do they relate to me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-11T04:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/05/inasense-lost-burger-king-kills-but-not-like-you-think/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/triple-whopper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>triple-whopper</image:title><image:caption>More than a mouthful is truly a waist... grower...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/burger-king-ghostface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burger-king-ghostface</image:title><image:caption>Burger King really does put a lot of mustard on their burgers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/burger-king-freddy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burger-king-freddy</image:title><image:caption>"Did you want fried face with that?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/burger-king-chucky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burger-king-chucky</image:title><image:caption>"I told you already... they don't have Happy Meals here." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/burger-king-jason.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burger-king-jason</image:title><image:caption>Haha, ha-- I don't get it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-06T00:09:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/04/worth-1002-words-easter-candy-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/easter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>easter</image:title><image:caption>Exotic Treat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-04T22:19:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/03/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-whats-wrong-with-my-subconscious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/matrix-wizard-of-oz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>matrix-wizard-of-oz</image:title><image:caption>Why? Why not.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tootsie-victor-victoria-connie-carla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tootsie-victor-victoria-connie-carla</image:title><image:caption>You're not fooling anybody, Mary Poppins.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/papillon-dog-in-suitcase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>papillon-dog-in-suitcase</image:title><image:caption>Suit case. Dog. Internet win.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/catherine-o-hara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catherine-o-hara</image:title><image:caption>I don't get it either, Catherine, and it was my dream.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-14T02:05:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/29/awesome-battle-final-foursome-wild-card-edition-round-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4-charlie-day-winston-zeddemore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-charlie-day-winston-zeddemore</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3-ringo-starr-human-torch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3-ringo-starr-human-torch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2-kenny-mccormick-toad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-kenny-mccormick-toad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1-michelangelo-miranda-hobbes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-michelangelo-miranda-hobbes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T18:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/26/awesome-battle-final-foursome-head-honchos-edition-round-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4-peter-venkman-mario-mario.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-peter-venkman-mario-mario</image:title><image:caption>Peter Venkman vs. Mario Mario</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3-alec-baldwin-davy-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3-alec-baldwin-davy-jones</image:title><image:caption>Alec Baldwin vs. Davy Jones</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2-stan-marsh-vincent-chase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-stan-marsh-vincent-chase</image:title><image:caption>Stan Marsh vs. Vincent Chase</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1-john-lennon-carrie-bradshaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-john-lennon-carrie-bradshaw</image:title><image:caption>John Lennon vs. Carrie Bradshaw</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T18:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/27/awesome-battle-final-foursome-second-bananas-edition-round-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4-samantha-jones-scarecrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-samantha-jones-scarecrow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3-templeton-faceman-peck-george-costanza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3-templeton-faceman-peck-george-costanza</image:title><image:caption>Templeton "Faceman" Peck vs. George Costanza</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2-raphael-kyle-broflovski.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-raphael-kyle-broflovski</image:title><image:caption>Raphael vs. Kyle Broflovski</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1-paul-mccartney-ray-stantz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-paul-mccartney-ray-stantz</image:title><image:caption>Paul McCartney vs. Ray Stantz</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T18:44:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/28/awesome-battle-final-foursome-round-outs-edition-round-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4-donatello-princess-toadstool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-donatello-princess-toadstool</image:title><image:caption>Donatello vs. Princess Toadstool</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3-george-harrison-kara-dioguardi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3-george-harrison-kara-dioguardi</image:title><image:caption>George Harrison vs. Kara DioGuardi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2-b-a-baracus-deandra-sweet-dee-reynolds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-b-a-baracus-deandra-sweet-dee-reynolds</image:title><image:caption>B.A. Baracus vs. Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1-eric-cartman-egon-spengler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-eric-cartman-egon-spengler</image:title><image:caption>Eric Cartman vs. Egon Spengler</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T18:44:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/04/01/drunken-recollection-hercules-goes-bananas-in-new-york-amongst-other-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/alligator-gar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alligator-gar</image:title><image:caption>See ya later, alligator... gar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hercules-goes-bananas-vhs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hercules-goes-bananas-vhs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hercules_in_new_york_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hercules_in_new_york_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-27T17:46:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/31/juswondering-cant-we-small-talk-about-anything-else/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fireman-pole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fireman-pole</image:title><image:caption>I'm waiting...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/old-fashioned-spiral-slide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old-fashioned-spiral-slide</image:title><image:caption>When Darwinism ruled the park scene...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/stormy-daniels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stormy-daniels</image:title><image:caption>Stormy Daniels &gt; Stormy Rainclouds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-02T15:18:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/30/musical-musings-liberal-borrowing-bonus-sound-alike-mystery-solved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chicago-green-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago-green-day</image:title><image:caption>Chicago Green River Day</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/elo-huey-lewis-ray-parker-jr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elo-huey-lewis-ray-parker-jr</image:title><image:caption>Ray Parker Lewis and the Electric Light News, Jr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lady-gaga-beyonce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lady-gaga-beyonce</image:title><image:caption>"A Meeting of the Minds," er, I mean "A Meeting of Weaves and Nests"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-30T19:51:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/21/happy-find-chatroulette-the-musical-plus-bonus-alternative/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/roulette-water-balloon-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roulette-water balloon-game</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-30T03:57:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/22/awesome-battle-final-foursome-head-honcho-edition-round-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dennis-reynolds-carrie-bradshaw-8-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dennis-reynolds-carrie-bradshaw-8-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stan-marsh-mr-fantastic-7-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stan-marsh-mr-fantastic-7-10</image:title><image:caption>Stan Marsh vs. Mr. Fantastic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/alec-baldwin-leonardo-tmnt-6-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alec-baldwin-leonardo-tmnt-6-11</image:title><image:caption>Alec Baldwin vs. Leonardo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/john-hannibal-smith-mario-5-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-hannibal-smith-mario-5-12</image:title><image:caption>John "Hannibal" Smith vs. Mario Mario</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/peter-venkman-dorothy-gale-4-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter-venkman-dorothy-gale-4-13</image:title><image:caption>Peter Venkman vs. Dorothy Gale</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jerry-seinfeld-davy-jones-3-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jerry-seinfeld-davy-jones-3-14</image:title><image:caption>Jerry Seinfeld vs. Davy Jones</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/simon-cowell-vincent-chase-2-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simon-cowell-vincent-chase-2-15</image:title><image:caption>Simon Cowell vs. Vincent Chase</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/john-lennon-tinky-winky-1-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-lennon-tinky-winky-1-16</image:title><image:caption>John Lennon vs. Tinky Winky</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-28T20:39:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/22/awesome-battle-final-foursome-second-bananas-edition-round-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/8-9-ray-stantz-randy-jackson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8-9-ray-stantz-randy-jackson</image:title><image:caption>Ray Stantz vs. Randy Jackson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/7-10-george-costanza-invisible-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7-10-george-costanza-invisible-woman</image:title><image:caption>George Costanza vs. The Invisible Woman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/6-11-kyle-broflovski-eric-murphy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6-11-kyle-broflovski-eric-murphy</image:title><image:caption>Kyle Broflovski vs. Eric Murphy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/5-12-samantha-jones-luigi-mario.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5-12-samantha-jones-luigi-mario</image:title><image:caption>Samantha Jones vs. Luigi Mario</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4-13-mac-scarecrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-13-mac-scarecrow</image:title><image:caption>"Mac" (It's Always Sunny...) vs. The Scarecrow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3-14-templeton-faceman-peck-micky-dolenz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3-14-templeton-faceman-peck-micky-dolenz</image:title><image:caption>Templeton "Faceman" Peck vs. Micky Dolenz</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2-15-raphael-billy-baldwin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-15-raphael-billy-baldwin</image:title><image:caption>Raphael vs. Billy Baldwin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1-16-paul-mccartney-dipsy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-16-paul-mccartney-dipsy</image:title><image:caption>Paul McCartney vs. Dipsy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-28T20:38:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/23/awesome-battle-final-foursome-round-outs-edition-round-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/8-9-egon-spengler-the-thing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8-9-egon-spengler-the-thing</image:title><image:caption>Egon Spengler vs. The Thing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/7-10-charlotte-york-deandra-sweet-dee-reynolds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7-10-charlotte-york-deandra-sweet-dee-reynolds</image:title><image:caption>Charlotte York vs. Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/6-11-elaine-benes-kara-dioguardi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6-11-elaine-benes-kara-dioguardi</image:title><image:caption>Elaine Benes vs. Kara DioGuardi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/5-12-princess-toadstool-johnny-drama-chase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5-12-princess-toadstool-johnny-drama-chase</image:title><image:caption>Princess Toadstool vs. Johnny "Drama" Chase</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4-13-donatello-tin-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-13-donatello-tin-man</image:title><image:caption>Donatello vs. The Tin Man</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3-14-george-harrison-peter-tork.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3-14-george-harrison-peter-tork</image:title><image:caption>George Harrison vs. Peter Tork</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2-15-b-a-baracus-stephen-baldwin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-15-b-a-baracus-stephen-baldwin</image:title><image:caption>B.A. Baracus vs. Stephen Baldwin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1-16-eric-cartman-laa-laa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-16-eric-cartman-laa-laa</image:title><image:caption>Eric Cartman vs. Laa-Laa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-28T20:38:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/24/awesome-battle-final-foursome-wild-cards-edition-round-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/6-11-human-torch-ellen-degeneres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6-11-human-torch-ellen-degeneres</image:title><image:caption>Human Torch vs. Ellen DeGeneres</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/8-9-michelangelo-salvatore-turtle-assante.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8-9-michelangelo-salvatore-turtle-assante</image:title><image:caption>Michelangelo vs. Salvatore "Turtle" Assante</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/7-10-danny-baldwin-toad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7-10-danny-baldwin-toad</image:title><image:caption>Danny Baldwin vs. Toad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/5-12-charlie-day-mike-nesmith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5-12-charlie-day-mike-nesmith</image:title><image:caption>Charlie Day vs. Mike Nesmith</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4-13-howling-mad-murdock-winston-zeddemore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-13-howling-mad-murdock-winston-zeddemore</image:title><image:caption>H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock vs. Winston Zeddemore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3-14-ringo-starr-po.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3-14-ringo-starr-po</image:title><image:caption>Ringo Starr vs. Po</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2-15-kenny-mccormick-cowardly-lion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2-15-kenny-mccormick-cowardly-lion</image:title><image:caption>Kenny McCormick vs. The Cowardly Lion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1-16-cosmo-kramer-miranda-hobbes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-16-cosmo-kramer-miranda-hobbes</image:title><image:caption>Cosmo Kramer vs. Miranda Hobbes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-28T20:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/25/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-the-epithet-douchebag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/douchebags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>douchebags</image:title><image:caption>Maybe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/nacho-libre-floozie-douchebag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nacho-libre-floozie-douchebag</image:title><image:caption>"Allow me to introduce you to such vile things!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-26T19:39:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/20/hibbidy-wah-nintendont-go-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/adam-and-god-playing-pong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adam-and-god-playing-pong</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pong</image:title><image:caption>Get it? It's like Ping-Pong minus the Ping!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sistine-chapel-ceiling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sistine-chapel-ceiling</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-20T19:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/19/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-sandra-bullocks-pickle/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-21T15:06:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/18/a-handful-of-strange-facts-i-know-about-celebs-kin-not-to-be-confused-with-celeb-skin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/james-lipton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>james-lipton</image:title><image:caption>James Lipton in da howz!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/julianna_margulies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>julianna_margulies</image:title><image:caption>Once upon a time, she pushed George Clooney away.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/anson-williams-heimlich-maneuver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anson-williams-heimlich-maneuver</image:title><image:caption>Would you associate these two images? On second thought, strike that question from the record.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-19T08:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/17/worth-1002-words-disney-jailbait-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/selena-gomez-inappropriate-close.jpg</image:loc><image:title>selena-gomez-inappropriate-close</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/selena-gomez-inappropriate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>selena-gomez-inappropriate</image:title><image:caption>Minor Oversight</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-19T18:29:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/16/inasense-lost-child-preachers/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-16T04:42:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/15/so-duh-pop-quiz-internet-meme-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snooki-lion-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snooki-lion-king</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pepsi_sex_can.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pepsi_sex_can</image:title><image:caption>How did stuff like this get around without the TripleDoubleU?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-01T18:11:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/09/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-cookie-and-candy-bar-plus-pop-bottle-sizes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/reeses-pieces-et.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reeses-pieces-et</image:title><image:caption>What do they cost on E.T.'s Garden Planet?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/japan-pepsi-azuki-cucumber-shiso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japan-pepsi-azuki-cucumber-shiso</image:title><image:caption>Coming soon: BBQ and Squid</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-14T19:24:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/14/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-the-buried-life-meets-darkwing-duck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gosalyn-mallard-crosswalk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gosalyn-mallard-crosswalk</image:title><image:caption>There she is indeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/buried-life-bessie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buried-life-bessie</image:title><image:caption>"Look! There she is!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/microwave_explode.jpg</image:loc><image:title>microwave_explode</image:title><image:caption>Do Not Try This At IHOP</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/buried-life-launchpad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buried-life-launchpad</image:title><image:caption>I wanted this to be better...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-14T19:02:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/13/drunken-recollection-things-to-investigate-if-i-remember-them-which-i-did/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/polish-dog-ice-baltic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>polish-dog-ice-baltic</image:title><image:caption>The Opposite of a Hot Dog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/beer-full-of-straws.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer-full-of-straws</image:title><image:caption>That's one way to do it...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T21:37:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/12/juswondering-sequels-with-lady-problems/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/transformers-2-shia-labeouf-and-megan-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transformers-2-shia-labeouf-and-megan-fox</image:title><image:caption>This scene could be from either movie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sequels-with-lady-problems.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sequels-with-lady-problems</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-16T21:05:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/02/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-betty-white-as-a-bad-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/indy-mine-cart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>indy-mine-cart</image:title><image:caption>"It's mine cart now!" - dialogue cut from the final film</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/windsor-tunnel-infected.jpg</image:loc><image:title>windsor-tunnel-infected</image:title><image:caption>This is a doctored photo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/windsor-tunnel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>windsor-tunnel</image:title><image:caption>This is an old picture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/anne-hathaway-aaron-eckhart-pub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anne-hathaway-aaron-eckhart-pub</image:title><image:caption>Aaron Eckhart and Anne Hathaway were there... for some reason</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/renaissance-festival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>renaissance-festival</image:title><image:caption>That's about the right amount of monsters</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/doom-corridor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doom-corridor</image:title><image:caption>With less monsters, and better graphics</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/crowded-pool-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowded-pool-castle</image:title><image:caption>"Welcome to My 'Ool - Notice There's No... Room"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/betty-white-assassin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>betty-white-assassin</image:title><image:caption>"Thank you for being a fiend..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-13T19:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/11/musical-musings-better-lady-than-never/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lady-antebellum-sovereign-gaga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lady-antebellum-sovereign-gaga</image:title><image:caption>Hey Ladies!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-13T21:55:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/10/happy-find-please-rob-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/please-rob-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>please-rob-me</image:title><image:caption>Well not me, specifically...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-11T16:22:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/08/hibbidy-wah-the-grand-collection-of-actors-acting/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-28T15:56:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/07/awesome-battle-people-i-currently-resemble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/reign-of-fire-van-zant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reign-of-fire-van-zant</image:title><image:caption>Van Zant from "Reign of Fire"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/homer-simpson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homer-simpson</image:title><image:caption>D'oh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mask-alex-sector.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mask-alex-sector</image:title><image:caption>Alex Sector, Agent of M.A.S.K.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wooly-willy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wooly-willy</image:title><image:caption>Once upon a time, shredded bits of iron and a magnetic stick was high tech.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/iron-man-obadiah_stane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron-man-Obadiah_Stane</image:title><image:caption>Can you trust this man? Of course!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/shel_silverstein.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shel_silverstein</image:title><image:caption>He looks like someone you wouldn't want to meet "Where the Sidewalk Ends"...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-10T23:06:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/06/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-the-weaver-in-action/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cameron-diaz-renee-zellweger-reese-witherspoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cameron-diaz-renee-zellweger-reese-witherspoon</image:title><image:caption>Cameron Diaz - Renee Zellweger - Reese Witherspoon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sigourney-weaver-village.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sigourney-weaver-village</image:title><image:caption>The Village</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sigourney-weaver-holes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sigourney-weaver-holes</image:title><image:caption>Holes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sigourney-weaver-heartbreakers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sigourney-weaver-heartbreakers</image:title><image:caption>Heartbreakers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sigourney-weaver-galaxy-quest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sigourney-weaver-galaxy-quest</image:title><image:caption>Galaxy Quest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sigourney-weaver-dave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sigourney-weaver-dave</image:title><image:caption>Dave</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sigourney-weaver-working-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sigourney-weaver-working-girl</image:title><image:caption>Working Girl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sigourney-weaver-gorillas-in-the-mist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sigourney-weaver-gorillas-in-the-mist</image:title><image:caption>Gorillas in the Mist: The Story of Dian Fossey</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sigourney-weaver-ghostbusters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sigourney-weaver-ghostbusters</image:title><image:caption>Ghostbusters 1 and 2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sigourney-weaver-year-of-living-dangerously.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sigourney-weaver-year-of-living-dangerously</image:title><image:caption>The Year of Living Dangerously</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-27T16:23:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/05/a-handful-of-horny-birds-in-the-bush-warning-no-nudity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lyrebird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyrebird</image:title><image:caption>In searching for bird pics, I quickly learned that every photo must be preceded by the word "superb."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bird-of-paradise1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bird-of-paradise</image:title><image:caption>Birds of a feather...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vogelkop-bowerbird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vogelkop-bowerbird</image:title><image:caption>"Playa, playa, playa play on..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-09T02:53:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/04/inasense-lost-kwedit-as-in-credit-for-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kwedit-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kwedit-logo</image:title><image:caption>Thass wight... Kwedit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-06T18:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/03/worth-1002-words-dolphin-uprising-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/robotdolphin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robotdolphin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-04T16:47:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/02/so-duh-pop-quiz-hip-hop-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/odb-rza-bow-wow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>odb-rza-bow-wow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/word-scamble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>word-scamble</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/booty-sweat-tropic-thunder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booty-sweat-tropic-thunder</image:title><image:caption>"Makes your booty pop!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-03T19:25:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/03/01/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-peanut-butter-dream-theory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pure_peanut_butter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pure_peanut_butter</image:title><image:caption>Skippy = Trippy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/doomsday-dc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doomsday-dc</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/angelina-snooki-jersey-shore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angelina-snooki-jersey-shore</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-03T13:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/28/drunken-recollection-drunkwonderings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hooters-pageant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hooters-Pageant</image:title><image:caption>"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/star-wars-moonraker-james-bond.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-wars-moonraker-james-bond</image:title><image:caption>"I've made a huge mistake."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-02T02:03:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/27/juswondering-why-i-have-zero-interest-in-green-zone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/greenzo-30-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenzo-30-rock</image:title><image:caption>"Greenzo!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hulk-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hulk-movie</image:title><image:caption>"Matt Damon!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/green_zone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green_zone</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-22T21:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/26/happy-find-the-beardly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/soccerbeards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccerbeards</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/beardly-weirdo-beardo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beardly-weirdo-beardo</image:title><image:caption>Actually equals "Webeardirdo"...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-02T01:40:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/24/hibbidy-wah-the-limit-of-pointlessness-which-is-either-redundant-or-an-oxymoron/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-22T21:26:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/25/musical-musings-so-wait-whats-better-2-or-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/weezer-and-weezy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weezer-and-weezy</image:title><image:caption>Village People 2K10</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/spice-girls-taylor-swift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spice-girls-taylor-swift</image:title><image:caption>Sugar and Spices, not in that order</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-26T17:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/22/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-we-are-the-world/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-23T22:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/23/awful-battle-dongs-on-film/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/weiner-roasters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weiner-roasters</image:title><image:caption>These appear to be well-done.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-23T15:30:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/20/worth-1002-words-south-park-costume-play-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/somethings_spongebob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>somethings_spongebob</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/southparkcosplay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>southparkcosplay</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-22T14:31:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/21/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-tim-and-eric-are-lost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/damon-carlton-polar-tim-eric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>damon-carlton-polar-tim-eric</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-22T02:40:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/19/inasense-lost-nostalgias-like-an-underage-female-robot/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-20T17:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/18/a-handful-of-flicks-i-loathe-admitting-i-like/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hostel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hostel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/league_of_their_own.jpg</image:loc><image:title>league_of_their_own</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chronicles_of_riddick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chronicles_of_riddick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/handful-dvd1-e1266554890274.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handful-dvd</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bridge_to_terabithia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bridge_to_terabithia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/boy_and_his_dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boy_and_his_dog</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nightmare_man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nightmare_man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/notebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notebook</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-23T19:43:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/06/from-the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-the-cutting-edge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/db-sweeney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>db-sweeney</image:title><image:caption>Just go by Daniel Bernard, man...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/moira-kelly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moira-kelly</image:title><image:caption>I liked her better when she was younger. Whodathunk?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-17T19:28:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/17/so-duh-pop-quiz-nerd-abbreviations-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/linux-penguin-slurms-mckenzie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>linux-penguin-slurms-mckenzie</image:title><image:caption>Linux Penguin and Slurms McKenzie chillin'...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/slurm-futurama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slurm-futurama</image:title><image:caption>What came first: the soda or the code?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-19T05:08:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/16/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-mms-meet-yu-gi-oh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bionicle-candies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bionicle-candies</image:title><image:caption>Food fight!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/em-em-ohs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>em-em-ohs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/emnivore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emnivore</image:title><image:caption>(Not So) Artistic Representation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-16T20:21:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/15/happy-find-selleck-waterfall-sandwich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/selleck-waterfall-submarine-sandwich.gif</image:loc><image:title>selleck-waterfall-submarine-sandwich</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/selleck-waterfall-sandwich-logo.png</image:loc><image:title>selleck-waterfall-sandwich-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-16T02:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/14/hibbidy-wah-somebody-needs-a-hug-e-gram/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-15T18:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/13/drunken-recollection-what-would-my-detroit-soccer-team-be-called/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/detroit-dynamite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroit-dynamite</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/detroit_safari.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroit_safari</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/detroit-neon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroit-neon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/kicking-habit-soccer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kicking-habit-soccer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/soccer-pigs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Germany Soccer Euro 2008</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/stealth-logo-design.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stealth-logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/detroit-wheels-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroit-wheels-logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/detroitignitionlogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroitignitionlogo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/detroitrockerslogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DetroitRockersLogo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/detroit-arsenal-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroit-arsenal-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-14T20:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/12/juswondering-why-do-irrational-fears-have-to-be-irrational/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sears-tower-ledge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sears-tower-ledge</image:title><image:caption>Yeah... this one's just crazy...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/street-grate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>street-grate</image:title><image:caption>Keys please state in my pocket!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gaspump_car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaspump_car</image:title><image:caption>I leave my engine running.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-18T14:32:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/11/musical-musings-sir-charles-saint-nick-at-least-according-to-taco-bell/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-11T22:39:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/10/awful-battle-r-words-on-film/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sling-blade-billy-bob-thornton1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sling-Blade-billy-bob-thornton</image:title><image:caption>R-WORDED USE FOR A BELT - Book Binder (AWESOME USE FOR A SLING BLADE - Murder Weapon)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tommy-wiseau-the-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tommy-wiseau-the-room</image:title><image:caption>...and so did Tommy Wiseau in "The Room."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/simple_jack_tropic_thunder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simple_jack_tropic_thunder</image:title><image:caption>Ben Stiller's character in "Tropic Thunder" went full r-word in "Simple Jack"...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/other-sister-juliette-lewis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>other-sister-juliette-lewis</image:title><image:caption>R-WORDED LOVE STORY - 'Nuff said ("The Other Sister")</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/i-am-sam-sean-penn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i-am-sam-sean-penn</image:title><image:caption>R-WORDED BEATLES MOTIF - "All you need is love..." and better traction on your shoes when you're carrying a cake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/of-mice-and-men-john-malkovich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>of-mice-and-men-john-malkovich</image:title><image:caption>REGULAR LENNIE - He only wanted to tend the rabbits (R-WORDED LENNY - He hung out with Squiggy)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gilbert-grape-leonardo-dicaprio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gilbert-grape-leonardo-dicaprio</image:title><image:caption>R-WORDED HAIRCUT - Come on Gilbert Grape, take better care of your brother.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/radio-cuba-gooding-jr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>radio-cuba-gooding-jr</image:title><image:caption>R-WORDED IDEA - Radio riding downhill in a shopping cart... unless someone's filming it for Break.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/the_village_adrian_brody.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_village_adrian_brody</image:title><image:caption>R-WORDED DIRECTOR - M. Night Shyamalan (Proof - "The Village," "Lady in the Water," "The Happening")</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/something-about-mary-warren.jpg</image:loc><image:title>something-about-mary-warren</image:title><image:caption>R-WORDED COMEDY - "There's Something About Mary" (which isn't as bad as "The Ringer," I guess)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-11T22:34:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/09/worth-1002-words-found-this-at-a-craft-store-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/turtle-gnome-dance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle-gnome-dance</image:title><image:caption>Safety Dance</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-20T08:00:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/08/inasense-lost-smurfs-get-smurfed-the-smurf-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/smurf-cgi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smurf-cgi</image:title><image:caption>You've seen one Smurf, you've seen one hundred...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-10T06:13:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/05/happy-find-the-last-airbender-preview/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-07T21:05:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/07/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-do-disney-heroines-have-a-dress-code/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/disney-non-blue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disney-non-blue</image:title><image:caption>Bambi's Mother - Maid Marian - Bianca - Nala - Megara - Lilo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/disney-animals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disney-animals</image:title><image:caption>Jumbo - Lady - Purdy - Duchess</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/disney-non-princesses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disney-non-princesses</image:title><image:caption>Blue Fairy - Alice - Wendy - Jenny - Belle - Esmerelda - Jane</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/disney-princesses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disney-princesses</image:title><image:caption>Snow White - Cinderella - Aurora (Briar-Rose) - Eilonwy - Ariel - Jasmine - Pocahontas - Mulan - Kira - Tiana</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-10T10:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/03/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-what-happens-in-las-vegas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/muse-absolution-album-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Muse-Absolution-album-cover</image:title><image:caption>...mixed with the awe of this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/flying-man-dance-troop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flying-man-dance-troop</image:title><image:caption>It was a little bit like this...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-05T19:19:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/04/hibbidy-wah-loco-local-kids-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/keys-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keys-kids</image:title><image:caption>Is anyone else terrified?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/poochie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poochie</image:title><image:caption>Pick your Poochie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/orange-crush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange-crush</image:title><image:caption>Not the picture I set out to find, but a joy nonetheless.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-05T18:57:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/02/drunken-recollection-an-invention-a-lesson-and-a-sober-realization/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/guinness-glass-full-straw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guinness-glass-full-straw</image:title><image:caption>Not to be confused with chocolate milk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/beer-soda-fountain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer-soda-fountain</image:title><image:caption>Fountain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-03T12:14:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/02/01/juswondering-criteria-to-be-a-child-of-the-80s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mpaa-pg-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mpaa-pg-13</image:title><image:caption>"Children of the PG-13's"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jaws-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jaws-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/empire_strikes_back_ver1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>empire_strikes_back_ver1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-01T23:54:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/31/musical-musings-when-did-i-stop-caring/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-01T17:06:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/30/awful-battle-before-they-were-lost/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-30T18:30:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/28/happy-finds-confusion-abounds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sexypeople.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sexypeople</image:title><image:caption>I think I used to have the same wallpaper...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/boozecat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boozecat</image:title><image:caption>"Chug! Chug! Chug!" they all chanted. Because Chug was the cat's name, you see.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/wtf-comcast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wtf-comcast</image:title><image:caption>Damn interns.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-29T18:59:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/29/worth-1002-words-tom-hanks-trash-can-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/thanks-tom-hanks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanks-tom-hanks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-29T05:56:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/27/inasense-lost-innocence-lost-as-evidenced-by-crayola-crayons-and-oscar-the-grouch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/64-crayola-crayons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>64-crayola-crayons</image:title><image:caption>I used to convert this box into a missile launcher. Am I alone in this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/why-is-oscar-so-grouchy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>why-is-oscar-so-grouchy</image:title><image:caption>"Sunny days, sweeping the clouds away..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/decade-chart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>decade-chart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/crayola-crayons.png</image:loc><image:title>crayola-crayons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-03T15:58:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/26/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-cash-ins-tie-ins-sell-outs-and-bailouts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/gm-bailout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GM-bailout</image:title><image:caption>"Oh hi... I didn't see you back there."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/randy-paula-mudflaps-skids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>randy-paula-mudflaps-skids</image:title><image:caption>"Um, Toyota?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tiger-woods-gm-transformers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiger-woods-gm-transformers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ford-american-idol-simon-cowell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ford-american-idol-simon-cowell</image:title><image:caption>They all go so well together...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-27T16:53:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/25/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-john-cusack-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/john_cusack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john_cusack</image:title><image:caption>"Nananananana... I'm not listening to this post."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/john-cusack-independent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-cusack-independent</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/john-cusack-garbage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-cusack-garbage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/john-cusack-meh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-cusack-meh</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/john-cusack-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-cusack-good</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/john-cusack-best.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-cusack-best</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/woody-allen-john-cusack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woody-allen-john-cusack</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/john-cusack-serious-actor1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-cusack-serious-actor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/natty-gann-say-anything.jpg</image:loc><image:title>natty-gann-say-anything</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sure-thing-better-off-dead-one-crazy-summer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sure-thing-better-off-dead-one-crazy-summer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-02T03:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/24/hibbidy-wah-larry-the-regular-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mater-cars-before-after.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mater-cars-before-after</image:title><image:caption>"It's spelled like 'tomato' except no 'to' and and it ends with an 'er' rather than 'o'..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/larry-cable-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Larry-cable-guy</image:title><image:caption>He once used to say, "Finish it."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-25T18:37:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/23/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-fictional-characters-children-dont-share/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/smashed-guitar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smashed-guitar</image:title><image:caption>It wasn't unassembled in this way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tracy-jordan-sex-decoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tracy-jordan-sex-decoy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-25T05:56:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/22/drunken-recollection-five-ways-jersey-shore-is-like-_______-_______/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-the-situation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mike-the-situation</image:title><image:caption>They could be friends, doncha think?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jersey-shore-duck-phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jersey-shore-duck-phone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki-eating-pickle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snooki-eating-pickle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jersey-shore-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jersey-shore-cast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jenni-jwoww.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jenni-jwoww</image:title><image:caption>The extra "W" is for "WTF?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/greenland-shark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenland-shark</image:title><image:caption>It's a "Somniosus microcephalus," duh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/5-ways-the-jersey-shore-is-just-like-final-fantasy-spiky-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5-ways-the-jersey-shore-is-just-like-final-fantasy-spiky-hair</image:title><image:caption>Shared Trait 4: Spiky Hair</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-24T00:38:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/19/awful-battle-clowns-on-film/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/captain_spaulding_house_1000_corpses_devils_rejects.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain_spaulding_house_1000_corpses_devils_rejects</image:title><image:caption>He's as patriotic as he is psychotic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/a-boy-and-his-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a-boy-and-his-dog</image:title><image:caption>Don Johnson was the boy. I don't know who played his dog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/poltergeist-clown-doll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist-clown-doll</image:title><image:caption>This one... it kinda gets me. Not a fan of ghosts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pennywise-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pennywise-it</image:title><image:caption>The source of my brother's Coulrophobia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/clown-spawn-violator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clown-spawn-violator</image:title><image:caption>Apropos of nothing, John Leguizamo also starred in "The Pest"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/joker-jigsaw-beetlejuice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joker-jigsaw-beetlejuice</image:title><image:caption>Fairly successful as Not-Clowns</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/killer-klowns-from-outer-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>killer-klowns-from-outer-space</image:title><image:caption>I'm not afraid of clowns, per se, but aliens - yikes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/uncle-buck-clown1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uncle-buck-clown</image:title><image:caption>Deleted line, so I heard - "Buck off, bucko!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shakes-the-clown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakes-the-clown</image:title><image:caption>Adam Sandler's the clown in blue.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/clownhouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clownhouse</image:title><image:caption>Creepy much?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-02T20:16:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/21/juswondering-casting-the-home-improvement-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/olivia-munn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olivia-munn</image:title><image:caption>"Tim, don't even think about touching the dishwasher. Her name is Consuela."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/chris-pine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris-pine</image:title><image:caption>"(Grunt)-(grunt)-(grunt)-(grunt)..." because I don't know how to spell the (grunt).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rosie_jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rosie_jones</image:title><image:caption>"Forget everybody else.  Do you know what time it is?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jonas-brothers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonas-Brothers</image:title><image:caption>It's a Disney production, and so are they.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/freddie-prinze-jr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freddie-prinze-jr</image:title><image:caption>"I don't think. Tim."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tiger-woods-wilson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiger-woods-wilson</image:title><image:caption>Howdy neighbor... by the way, where's Jill?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-19T06:30:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/20/musical-musings-okay-so-noooow-i-get-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/placebo-pure-morning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>placebo-pure-morning</image:title><image:caption>(Click image to - you guessed it - see video)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/return_of_the_rentals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Return_of_the_Rentals</image:title><image:caption>(Click image to see video)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/weezer_blue_album.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weezer_Blue_Album</image:title><image:caption>Somebody's Heine was crowding their icebox.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-21T20:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/18/worth-1002-words-seinfeld-wars-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/seinfeldwars_julie_bell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seinfeldwars_Julie_Bell</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-18T22:06:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/17/happy-find-cute-things-exploding/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-18T21:37:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/16/inasense-lost-poland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/joanna-krupa-peta3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joanna-krupa-peta3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/joanna-krupa-peta2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joanna-krupa-peta2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/joanna-krupa-peta4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joanna-krupa-peta4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/joanna-krupa-peta1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joanna-krupa-peta1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-30T01:20:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/14/hibbidy-wah-joes-crab-sh/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-18T12:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/15/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-the-sean-bean-effect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/alan-tudyk-pirate-steve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alan-tudyk-pirate-steve</image:title><image:caption>He did not die in Dodgeball.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jeffrey-dean-morgan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeffrey-Dean-Morgan</image:title><image:caption>Jeffrey Dean Morgan, of the Jeffrey Dean Morgan Effect</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mr-bean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr-bean</image:title><image:caption>Another misconception - this is his brother.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sean_bean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean_bean</image:title><image:caption>Should it be pronounced Shawn Bawn?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T22:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/12/drunken-recollections-other-peoples-drunken-recollections/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-20T19:53:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/13/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-a-two-headed-telepathic-gorilla-for-starters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/black_cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black_Cat</image:title><image:caption>I mean after her...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/two-headed-gorilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>two-headed-gorilla</image:title><image:caption>"A GoGorilla"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jaguar-atari.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jaguar-atari</image:title><image:caption>Not this kind of jaguar, but I wish.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-16T14:21:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/11/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-de-evolution-of-the-bar-scene-in-john-travolta-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/john-travolta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-travolta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/evolution-of-bars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evolution-of-bars</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-13T22:08:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/10/musical-musings-you-just-dont-hear-these-songs-enough-me-thinks/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-11T04:58:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/04/uncle-seans-story-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/camping3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camping3</image:title><image:caption>Neener, neener, neener, neener, duh-duh-DUH!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-09T23:47:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/05/uncle-sean-story-time-breasts-tests-and-trying-my-best/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-09T23:47:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/06/uncle-seans-story-time-blaze-of-glory/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-09T23:47:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/07/uncle-seans-story-time-long-shots-free-shots-and-snapshots/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-09T23:46:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/08/uncle-seans-story-time-neither-optimal-nor-primal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sany08471.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sany08471</image:title><image:caption>I ain't afraid of no... OMG! Is that orb a ghost?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/optimus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>optimus</image:title><image:caption>Michael Bay, eat your heart out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/duck-duck-goose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duck-duck-goose</image:title><image:caption>I helped them forge Duck-Duck-Goose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-09T23:46:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/09/uncle-seans-story-time-quitters-never-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ebay-063.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-063</image:title><image:caption>My view from the balcony.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ebay-058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-058</image:title><image:caption>Vertigo a no-go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ebay-057.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-057</image:title><image:caption>Fighting Irishmen nowhere to be found.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ebay-030.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-030</image:title><image:caption>The better view from our hotel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ebay-053.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-053</image:title><image:caption>A log flume at a festival. A log flume!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ebay-046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-046</image:title><image:caption>I'm too embarrassed to say where this is from.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ebay-035.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-035</image:title><image:caption>Blue, daboodee, daboodow...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ebay-050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-050</image:title><image:caption>The Champs-Elysees... starring Jean Voight and Richard Schroder</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ebay-0471.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebay-0471</image:title><image:caption>How do you say, "Awww..." in French</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/parisbikes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parisbikes</image:title><image:caption>Are they community bikes? Do they charge by the minute? Do you have some kind of pass key or can you use your credit card? Aaah!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-09T23:46:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/10/1235/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/london_detroit1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>london_detroit1</image:title><image:caption>Place screams Detroit... Screams it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/detroitbar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroitbar</image:title><image:caption>What are you looking at, they seem to say with their faces.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-09T23:46:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/11/uncle-seans-story-time-when-red-wings-go-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/intel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>intel</image:title><image:caption>Picture this, only worse.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-09T23:45:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/01/03/uncle-seans-story-time-friends-dont-let-friends-dance-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/powder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>powder</image:title><image:caption>Same guy in Boondock Saints and Young Indy Jones... different complexion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-09T23:42:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/09/juswondering-whens-the-last-time-i-paid-for-any-of-these-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/scantily-clad-women-leia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scantily-clad-women-leia</image:title><image:caption>How'd I miss this pic?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blank_cd_dvd_media.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank_cd_dvd_media</image:title><image:caption>Hey kids! These are fun to put in microwaves!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ninja_pirate_batteries_both.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ninja_pirate_batteries_both</image:title><image:caption>These, I might buy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/paper_boxes_dunder_mifflin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paper_boxes_dunder_mifflin</image:title><image:caption>What's worse - paper cuts or cut-offs? Discuss.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-09T21:26:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/07/worth-more-than-1002-words-on-behalf-of-wordpress-f-you-bing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bing-crosby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bing-Crosby</image:title><image:caption>"Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bing, big boo..." he might have crooned.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fuck-you-bing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuck-you-bing</image:title><image:caption>I searched for "wp.com"... It's an actual site, Bing!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-27T20:34:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/06/a-plethora-of-happy-finds-for-el-guapo/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T22:44:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/05/inasense-lost-zordon-is-a-racist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pocahontas-avatar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pocahontas-avatar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-05T23:37:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/04/hibbidy-wah-nic-cage-as-everyone-yes-nic-cage-as-everyone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/abraham-lincoln-nic-cage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abraham-Lincoln-nic-cage</image:title><image:caption>"Forehead and seven years ago..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-28T16:05:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/03/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-the-best-name-to-survive-with/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/office-andy-bernard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office-andy-bernard</image:title><image:caption>Actor! Ed Helms as Andy Bernard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lost_bernard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lost_Bernard</image:title><image:caption>Actor! Sam Anderson as Bernard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-03T15:57:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2010/01/01/the-reflex-rewrite-a-drunken-recollectionmusical-musings-joint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mmx-intel-processor1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mmx-intel-processor</image:title><image:caption>Intel was years ahead of its time... (Happy New Year!)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-01T11:19:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/31/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-this-decade-for-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/real-world-vs-fantasy-chart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>real-world-vs-fantasy-chart</image:title><image:caption>Where each lives and dips from time to time...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-02T19:33:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/29/my-boss-pauls-top-five-list-non-existent-cover-bands-and-their-non-existent-album-covers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-police-spoof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-police-spoof</image:title><image:caption>Where Magnum Meets Tantric</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/better-than-ezra-spoof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>better-than-ezra-spoof</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/aretha-franklin-spoof2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aretha-franklin-spoof2</image:title><image:caption>Little known fact: he also invented UTI's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/aretha-franklin-spoof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aretha-franklin-spoof</image:title><image:caption>The original rock n' rolling President.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/john-cougar-mellancamp-spoof2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-cougar-mellancamp-spoof2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/men-at-work-spoof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>men-at-work-spoof</image:title><image:caption>Overkill, indeed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-30T22:24:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/30/musical-musings-what-have-the-aughts-wrought-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lady-gaga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lady-gaga</image:title><image:caption>She suffers from a lack of attention.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cher</image:title><image:caption>She suffers from a rare case of "moonstruck."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/spike-mike-slackers-dykes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spike-mike-slackers-dykes</image:title><image:caption>"If you like it, then you know it's got a ring to it..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-30T18:53:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/19/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-movie-themes/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-09T17:22:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/28/awesome-battle-which-happy-find-should-have-got-its-own-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/waterfall-upc-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterfall-upc-code</image:title><image:caption>Like this? I can get ya even more!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/spider-man-hostess-lisa-skye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spider-man-hostess-lisa-skye</image:title><image:caption>Oh yeah, Lisa Skye! I forgot about, um, her...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-29T17:10:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/27/worth-1002-words-millennium-falcon-bed-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/millenium-falcon-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>millennium-falcon-bed</image:title><image:caption>Princess Lay-a</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-16T15:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/26/happy-find-anthony-jeselnik/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-27T03:53:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/23/hibbidy-wah-give-me-a-break/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/poopy-time-fun-shapes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poopy-time-fun-shapes</image:title><image:caption>"It's craptastic!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-23T22:26:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/22/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-parajet-skycar-no-i-mean-backjoy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/parajet-flying-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parajet-flying-car</image:title><image:caption>An older Danny Glover was overheard saying, "I'll take ten." (Because he's rich, you see.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/backjoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>backjoy</image:title><image:caption>As Danny Glover once said, in his mid-20's, "I'm too young for this shit."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-22T20:26:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/21/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-any-of-these-toys-but-mostly-mindflex-maybe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lego-creator-carousel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego-creator-carousel</image:title><image:caption>I've never met a stripper named Carousel, though it seems like it could be possible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rocketeer-lego-minifig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocketeer-lego-minifig</image:title><image:caption>The Rocketeer got the Feds and the Mafia to work together to fight Nazis... certified hero!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/batman-wolverine-aquaman-cubedude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batman-wolverine-aquaman-cubedude</image:title><image:caption>Something's fishy if Aquaman's included...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-21T20:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/20/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-to-live-here-sleep-here-or-drive-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/smash-chair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smash-chair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/transformer-furniture-couch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transformer-furniture-couch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/habitat-67.jpg</image:loc><image:title>habitat-67</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/a-team-mini-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a-team-mini-car</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-20T07:03:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/19/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-crispycones-to-go-big-time-or-a-big-top-cupcake-to-go-in-my-belly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/big-top-cupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big-top-cupcake</image:title><image:caption>He finished </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/crispycones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crispycones</image:title><image:caption>As Britney Spears sang (and I'm sure she's also said it), "Gimme, gimme more."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-19T18:39:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/18/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-condorman-on-dvd-also-acceptible-yor-the-hunter-from-the-future/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/disney-vhs-clamshell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disney-vhs-clamshell</image:title><image:caption>Disney</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-20T19:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/16/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-besides-band-names-what-do-these-actors-have-in-common/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jennifer-connelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer-connelly</image:title><image:caption>Jennifer Connelly, branching out...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/30-odd-foot-of-dogstar-grunts-seconds-to-mars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30-odd-foot-of-dogstar-grunts-seconds-to-mars</image:title><image:caption>30 Odd Foot of Dogstar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-18T14:14:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/17/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-one-of-these-patrick-swayze-t-shirts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/patrick-swayze-tshirt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick-swayze-tshirt1</image:title><image:caption>"There are too many babies in the corner! Can anyone else help?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/patrick-swayze-tshirt2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick-swayze-tshirt2</image:title><image:caption>"Mommy, is there a Chippendale's in heaven?" "I hope so, sweetie. I hope so."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-17T22:16:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/05/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-does-the-ladys-name-make-the-tv-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/where-you-at.jpg</image:loc><image:title>where-you-at</image:title><image:caption>Caroline in the City - Veronica's Closet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pun-principle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pun-principle</image:title><image:caption>Grey's Anatomy - Grace Under Fire - Joan of Arcadia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/job-title.jpg</image:loc><image:title>job-title</image:title><image:caption>Xena: The Warrior Princess - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Sabrina, the Teenage Witch - Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ugly-betty-laser.png</image:loc><image:title>ugly-betty-laser</image:title><image:caption>"Lasers make everything better," someone was overheard saying, in the 80's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/grammar-group.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grammar-group</image:title><image:caption>Grammar Patrol? More like Glamor Patrol! Amiright?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gerund-trend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gerund-trend</image:title><image:caption>Judging Amy - Tru Calling - Saving Grace - Crossing Jordan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/generics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>generics</image:title><image:caption>Yeah. These are the generic shows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lucy-jeannie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucy-jeannie</image:title><image:caption>I Love Lucy - I Dream of Jeannie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/full-treatment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>full-treatment</image:title><image:caption>Carol Burnett - Mary Tyler Moore - Tracey Ullman - Patty Duke (one pictured)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/double-name.jpg</image:loc><image:title>double-name</image:title><image:caption>Punky Brewster - Veronica Mars - Ally McBeal - Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (pictured once)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-16T18:05:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/15/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-funnylightswitches-com/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hassle-switch_500x500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hassle-Switch_500x500</image:title><image:caption>Subtle, subtle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/michael_jackson_lightswitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael_jackson_lightswitch</image:title><image:caption>Clever, clever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/woman_breast_shaped_switch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman_breast_shaped_switch</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't turn (me) off</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/naughty_lightswitch2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>naughty_lightswitch</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't turn (me) on</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/viagra-lightswitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>viagra-lightswitch</image:title><image:caption>With some ladies, turning off the lights is still required.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jesus-boner-lightswitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jesus-boner-lightswitch</image:title><image:caption>What Wood Jesus Do?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/c3po-topps-card-207.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c3po-topps-card-207</image:title><image:caption>Check Out C-3PO's Artoo Unit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-16T21:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/14/worth-1002-words-snowman-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lilliputian-snowman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lilliputian-snowman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-15T17:02:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/13/awesome-battle-parkour-dog-vs-parkour-bikers/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-15T04:16:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/12/juswondering-is-there-a-v-p-nominee-curse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sarah-palin-tomato-throw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sarah-palin-tomato-throw</image:title><image:caption>The Truth - The Myth - The Fantasy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stockdale-theater-popcorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stockdale-theater-popcorn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-14T23:01:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/11/hibbidy-wah-tiger-woods-affairs-summed-up-in-nursery-rhyme-and-a-movie-poster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/picture-121.png</image:loc><image:title>Picture-121</image:title><image:caption>I should have put a Buick in the other one...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/nine-iron-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nine-iron-poster</image:title><image:caption>Tagline: "Why sink a hole-in-one, when you can sink a hole-in-all?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-14T17:03:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/10/musical-musings-breakdown-of-party-in-the-u-s-a/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/89x-peoples-choice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>89x-peoples-choice</image:title><image:caption>"The Fold" is from Chicago... "the bends" is from surfacing too fast.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-12T19:22:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/09/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-when-luke-wilson-met-att/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/luke-wilson-att.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luke-wilson-att</image:title><image:caption>"It's not like I was doing much else..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-12T00:08:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/08/happy-find-the-chris-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lions-blow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lions-blow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/awkward-family-photo-clarinet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awkward-family-photo-clarinet</image:title><image:caption>"Ever wondered what the kid with the clarinet is really thinking?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/awkward-family-photo-cyoa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awkward-family-photo-cyoa</image:title><image:caption>"This is what we like to call a 'choose your own adventure' family photo."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/appvent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>appvent</image:title><image:caption>Just like digital candy...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-10T21:43:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/07/inasense-lost-struts-by-playmates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/play-doh-dildo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>play-doh-dildo</image:title><image:caption>Somebody's head surely rolled at Hasbro for this one (or squeezed out purple junk)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/teddy-in-lingerie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-in-lingerie</image:title><image:caption>NOTE: I made this while at work. Thankfully, no one stopped by my desk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/struts-toy-milan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Struts-toy-Milan</image:title><image:caption>"A horse is a whore, or course, of course..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-08T17:36:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/04/happy-find-people-of-public-transit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/detroit-city-of-tomorrow-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>detroit-city-of-tomorrow-t-shirt</image:title><image:caption>Alternate slogan: "Where the future chokes for survival."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-04T17:27:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/03/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-was-it-costco-or-sams-club-no-it-was-even-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bearly-there.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bearly-there</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dream-in-a-nutshell1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dream-in-a-nutshell</image:title><image:caption>Rides, a food warehouse, Rue McClanahan, and a bear ice scupture... that about sums it up!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-04T02:13:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/02/worth-1002-words-high-tech-fart-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/thermal_toot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thermal_toot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-03T16:07:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/12/01/hibbidy-wah-meet-colby-the-christian-robot/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-01T16:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/30/awful-battle-catchy-youtube-diddies-that-are-stuck-in-my-head/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-03T17:23:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/29/juswondering-who-would-you-pay-75-to-ask-one-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tina-fey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tina-fey</image:title><image:caption>She's so irreverent...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kevin-smith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin-Smith</image:title><image:caption>He's so irreverent!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-30T22:26:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/28/hibbidy-wah-perverted-puppets-are-fun-especially-out-of-context/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-30T03:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/27/musical-musings-its-almost-as-if-these-cd-covers-are-telling-a-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rihanna-rated-r.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rihanna-Rated-R</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/michael-buble-crazy-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael-buble-crazy-love</image:title><image:caption>"Is it crazy to think... that I might be... in love? And also, don't I kind of look like Michael J. Fox in this picture?""</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/adam-lambert-for-your-entertainment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adam-lambert-for-your-entertainment</image:title><image:caption>"I am here for only one thing - your entertainement. Possibly via my _____."*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/susan-boyle-i-dreamed-a-dream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>susan-boyle-i-dreamed-a-dream</image:title><image:caption>"It's true. I did dream a dream. And I sang what I sing. Plus I ate what I eat."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/carrie-underwood-play-on.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carrie-Underwood-Play-On</image:title><image:caption>"Go on... I'm listening... or should I say, play on?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-28T19:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/26/christmas-gift-ideas-for-your-douchey-family/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-26T19:08:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/19/i-am-thankful-for-catsforgold-com/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/catsforgold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catsforgold</image:title><image:caption>Sounds like a deal to me! If only all pets could mailed...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-25T20:49:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/25/i-am-thankful-for-pink-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/natalie_portman_closer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>natalie_portman_closer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jillwagner_jem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jillwagner_jem</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-25T20:47:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/24/i-am-thankful-for-alison-brie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alison-brie-community.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alison-brie-community</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alison-brie-mad-men.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alison-brie-mad-men</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-24T22:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/23/i-am-thankful-for-jon-stewart-and-stephen-colbert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bobbleheads1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bobbleheads</image:title><image:caption>The Gang can always make room for The Room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/the_room_bobblehead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_room_bobblehead</image:title><image:caption>I wish his hair was real.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-23T22:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/22/i-am-thankful-for-otherworld/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/otherworld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>otherworld</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-22T16:32:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/21/i-am-thankful-for-boston-eco-pods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/filenes-stalled-project-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Filenes-Stalled-Project-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/filenes-stalled-project-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Filenes-Stalled-Project-3</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if Eco Pods echo...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-21T20:05:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/20/i-am-thankful-for-these-pics-from-burning-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/burning_man11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_man11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-19T12:26:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/18/inasense-lost-the-snuggie-sutra/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/snuggie_typing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snuggie_typing</image:title><image:caption>Me typing in my Snuggie (watching the Colbert Report)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/snuggie_kama_sutra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snuggie_kama_sutra</image:title><image:caption>K'man! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-19T11:44:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/17/drunken-recollection-video-games-look-better-than-movies-these-days/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T19:39:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/16/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-its-always-almost-child-star-directors-in-philadelphia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/joe_schmo_show_david_hornsby_kristen_wiig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joe_schmo_show_david_hornsby_kristen_wiig</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/just_the_ten_of_us_kevin_arnold_stiles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>just_the_ten_of_us_kevin_arnold_stiles</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-17T11:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/24/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-oxycodone-morons-oxy-morons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/oxycodone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oxycodone</image:title><image:caption>I don't oxycodone the abuse of prescription medication.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/oxymorons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oxymorons</image:title><image:caption>Smallville's Sam Jones &amp; Bog Brother's Adam Jasinski</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-17T11:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2008/11/19/mental-illness-as-defined-by-female-characters-in-superhero-films-a-drunken-recollectionjuswondering-joint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/maggiekatie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maggiekatie</image:title><image:caption>Tomato, tomkat-o</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/loiskate1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loiskate1</image:title><image:caption>She did three films with Kevin Spacey... name them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/suejessica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suejessica</image:title><image:caption>Go blonde or go home</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/loiskate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loiskate</image:title><image:caption>She did three movies with Kevin Spacey.  Name them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/peppergwyneth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peppergwyneth</image:title><image:caption>What do you want me to do after I press the button?  Do you want me to run?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/elektrajennifer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elektrajennifer</image:title><image:caption>I came here to kick butt and get married!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mjkirsten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mjkirsten</image:title><image:caption>Shes so Type II for him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-16T21:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/15/happy-find-places-you-dont-bring-a-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/baby_at_bachelor_party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby_at_bachelor_party</image:title><image:caption>"Man wears camouflage to hide from Child Services"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/snuffx-dot-com-microwave-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snuffx-dot-com-microwave-baby</image:title><image:caption>"I can heat up the formula AFTER she drinks it, right?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-16T18:02:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/14/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-it-has-to-be-better-than-crystal-pepsi-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pepsi_golden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pepsi_golden</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-15T03:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/13/worth-1002-words-weird-bill-cosby-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/weird_bill_cosby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird_bill_cosby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-14T23:55:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/12/hibbidy-wah-belgium-where-teletubbies-are-dicks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/neveneffecten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neveneffecten</image:title><image:caption>Neveneffecten : Belgium :: Kids In The Hall : Canada</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-14T23:39:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/11/awful-battle-misappropriation-of-teddy-bears/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/gooby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gooby</image:title><image:caption>This movie, "Gooby," was a bomb</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/teddy-ruxpin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-ruxpin</image:title><image:caption>Prone to possessing children</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ewok_logray_chief_chirpa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ewok_logray_chief_chirpa</image:title><image:caption>Executive 1: "Space teddy bears?" Executive 2: "Yeah, those cannibal teddy bears from that space movie." Executive 1: "They did try to eat people..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/snuggle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snuggle</image:title><image:caption>Meant to depict "wholesome"... Actually depicts "fetishist"...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/stewie_griffin_rupert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stewie_griffin_rupert</image:title><image:caption>Actually possessed a child</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/teddy-a-i-artificial-intelligence-movie-toy-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teddy-A.I.-Artificial Intelligence movie toy bear</image:title><image:caption>Meant to depict "cute"... Actually depicts "stalker" (saved Mom's clipped hair)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jetsons_teddy_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jetsons_teddy_2</image:title><image:caption>Executive 1: "How do you make The Jetsons modern?" Executive 2: "Add one of them space teddy bears all the kids are talking about!" </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screamers_teddy_bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>screamers_teddy_bear</image:title><image:caption>In the movie, "Screamers," this bear was a bomb</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-13T19:37:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/10/juswondering-why-do-i-want-superpowers-for-mediocre-uses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/douchexpress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>douchexpress</image:title><image:caption>C'mon... he deserves it...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny_street_sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funny_street_sign</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-13T19:39:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/09/musical-musings-taylor-swift-nailsburnsstakes-kristen-stewart/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-09T20:14:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/08/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-ferris-bueller-i-mean-matthew-broderick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ferris_bueller_laid_off.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ferris_bueller_laid_off</image:title><image:caption>Or he could make this movie...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/30rock-cooter-broderick-baldwin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30rock-cooter-broderick-baldwin</image:title><image:caption>Dubya called him Cooter Burger. Or should I say, "dubbed him."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/matthew_broderick_bad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>matthew_broderick_bad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sarah_jessica_parker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/matthew_broderick_good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>matthew_broderick_good</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-08T21:26:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/07/inasense-lost-palm-beach-sugar-daddy-ken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/luke_skywalker_tank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luke_skywalker_tank</image:title><image:caption>It's not a bath in the "traditional" sense...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/shipwreck_gi_joe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shipwreck_gi_joe</image:title><image:caption>A Real American Hetero!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dr_claw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dr_claw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/palm_beach_sugar_daddy_ken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palm_beach_sugar_daddy_ken</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-08T01:47:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/06/drunken-recollection-holographic-ghouls-medical-fools-and-a-munchkin-talent-pool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/billy_barty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billy_barty</image:title><image:caption>Verne Troyer, take notes...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/under_the_rainbow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>under_the_rainbow</image:title><image:caption>Young Chevy Chase AND Carrie Fisher? Must See!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/howie_mandel_double.jpg</image:loc><image:title>howie_mandel_double</image:title><image:caption>Howie Does It</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/super_naturals_tonka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>super_naturals_tonka</image:title><image:caption>The exact toy in question. Well the one like this that's yellow...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/visionaries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>visionaries</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-29T05:24:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/07/juswondering-what-are-these-strawberries-doing-on-my-nipples/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/whatarethesestrawberriesbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whatarethesestrawberriesbook</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/whatarethesestrawberries1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whatarethesestrawberries</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T01:17:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/05/coinkydink-or-coinkydonk-teen-wolf-writers-are-no-heroes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tim-kring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim-kring</image:title><image:caption>"I have no idea what I'm doing."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jeph-loeb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeph-loeb</image:title><image:caption>A face only a motherfucker could punch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/teen_wolf_double_creature.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teen_wolf_double_creature</image:title><image:caption>What a couple of rapscallions... also, ragamuffins...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-06T17:35:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/04/happy-find-be-f-ing-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/befuckingawesome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>befuckingawesome</image:title><image:caption>I've only just begun my quest toward awesomeness!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-05T19:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/03/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-other-peoples-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/client.jpg</image:loc><image:title>client</image:title><image:caption>Not that kind of client. Thank Tron.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/oldkmart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldkmart</image:title><image:caption>This has nothing to do with the picture, but I used to think Martinizing was pronounced Martini-Zing!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/slacker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slacker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-03T20:34:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/02/worth-1002-words-f-that-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/indy_fridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>indy_fridge</image:title><image:caption>Fuck That</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-03T17:55:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/11/01/hibbidy-wah-mechanical-tumor/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-02T03:26:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/31/awful-battle-evil-weight-scales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/glass_top_digital_bathroom_scales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glass_Top_Digital_Bathroom_Scales</image:title><image:caption>Found In The Not Fair Department - A Glass Scale</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/balance_scale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balance_scale</image:title><image:caption>It Ranks You On Everything... Kinda Like The Wii Fit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/weight-scale-that-spin-according-to-your-weight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weight-scale-that-spin-according-to-your-weight</image:title><image:caption>Also In The Not Fair Dept - A Scale That Spins To Your Weight, As Long As You Weigh Less Than 120 lbs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/gizmodoscale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gizmodoscale</image:title><image:caption>For Those Times After You Bent Over Or Couldn't</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dragonscale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragonscale</image:title><image:caption>An Actual Evil Scale</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/eye-level-scale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye-level-scale</image:title><image:caption>For Those Times You Didn't Want To Bend Over</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/wateandfate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wateandfate</image:title><image:caption>Reveals Your Pounds &amp; Future Poundings</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/toiletscale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toiletscale</image:title><image:caption>Watch As Your Weight Drops</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-31T19:00:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/30/juswondering-can-i-jam-pack-many-halloween-posts-in-one-post-yes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pbmaxtwix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pbmaxtwix</image:title><image:caption>PB Max... PB Twix... hmm...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vampirefleshlight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VampireFleshlight</image:title><image:caption>Do Not Vant</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/staircostume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>staircostume</image:title><image:caption>"I'm Rock Bottom."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-31T00:09:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/29/musical-musings-the-quest-for-mambo-number-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mambograph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mambograph</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-29T23:13:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2008/12/19/musical-musings-annoying-repetition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/earworm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>earworm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-29T22:54:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/28/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-mac-versus-pc/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-29T17:19:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/08/01/drunken-recollection-bikinis-bikinis-bikinis-and-are-baseball-highlights-the-best/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bikinicup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bikinicup</image:title><image:caption>When hot meets hot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-27T23:23:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/27/inasense-lost-fetish-tots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fetish-tots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fetish-tots</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fetishtots2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fetishtots2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fetishtotslogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fetishtotslogo</image:title><image:caption>Why is the theme to Rugrats stuck in my head?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-27T21:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/26/drunken-recollection-tara-the-drunk-girl-at-the-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guilt_epitomized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guilt_epitomized</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-27T04:19:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/25/worth-1002-words-pulp-fiction-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/marcelluswallace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marcelluswallace</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-25T22:15:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/23/happy-find-a-long-time-ago-in-asciimation-plus-star-wars-saved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/asciimation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asciimation</image:title><image:caption>Never upset a WOOCII...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-23T17:54:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/22/in-my-brain-while-sleeping-i-died/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lovely_bones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lovely_bones</image:title><image:caption>Well, not the whole plot...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bones-snoopdogg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bones-snoopdogg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/blockbuster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blockbuster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-22T22:08:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/21/hibbidy-wah-why-didnt-these-tips-work-for-me/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-22T22:10:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/19/juswondering-what-else-should-they-bring-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/card-catalog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>card-catalog</image:title><image:caption>The Dewey Decimal System was "thisclose" to being the Huey Whole Number System. The Louie Lottery System wasn't even close.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/toploader.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toploader</image:title><image:caption>"What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" "The VCR heads!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/threadingspindle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>threadingspindle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wearablecamera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wearablecamera</image:title><image:caption>You know you want it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-20T18:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/20/awful-battle-awesome-cartoons-of-questionable-content/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-20T18:46:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/18/musical-musings-out-with-the-olds-in-with-the-news-not-huey-lewis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bryan-adams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bryan Adams</image:title><image:caption>He got that six-string at the five-and-dime.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/debbiegibson-reginaspektor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>debbiegibson-reginaspektor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rancid-kingsofleon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rancid-kingsofleon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/offspring-riseagainst.jpg</image:loc><image:title>offspring-riseagainst</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/greenday-sayanything.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenday-sayanything</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hueylewis-weezer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hueylewis-weezer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/billyjoel-robthomas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billyjoel-robthomas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/paramorenodoubt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paramorenodoubt</image:title><image:caption>Paramore is No Doubt's replacement, no doubt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-19T03:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/17/the-sh-to-just-sh-ty-harrison-f-ing-ford/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/harrisonford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harrisonford</image:title><image:caption>Hrm... does he not have a left hand?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-18T14:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/03/from-just-sh-ty-to-the-sh-been-wondering-years-about-frasiers-theme-song/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-17T20:08:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/16/inasense-lost-balloon-boy-and-his-ilk-also-up-released-1110/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/up_dvd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>up_dvd</image:title><image:caption>Available November 10th</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-16T21:36:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/15/worth-1002-words-star-trek-phallic-stalagmite-or-stalactite-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/star-trek-stalagtite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star trek stalagtite</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-06-13T03:46:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/2009/10/14/drunken-recollection-so-many-questions-so-many-beers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/charlesrocket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlesrocket</image:title><image:caption>He's a real person? I thought was a robotic character, perhaps.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-14T20:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://monkeyblogmonkeydo.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-06-13T03:46:07+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
