It’s that time of year again, when the bugging reaches an apex – What do you want for Christmas?  What do you want for Christmas?!

All right!  I’ll tell you.

For starters, I’d like either one of these t-shirts.  I only want one, because I don’t think I could pull off that level of irony more than once per laundry load.  (Click on each self-explained pic for the link to the site.)