Awful Battle… Terrible Vampire Names
With everybody bitching about the state of the vampire mythos these days, I’m here to remind you it could be much worse.
“Writer” Stephanie Meyer has taken a lot of slack for Twilight and her inability to create compelling character… names.
Edward Cullen, Alice Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen… Renesmee Cullen. (Source: Wikipedia, of course.)
Here are some worse names than those (if they are not, I tried my best):