Awful Battle… ‘R-Words’ On Film (Psst – The ‘R’ Stands For ‘R-Word’)
February 10, 2010
How r-worded is it that we can’t say the r-word anymore? To me, it implies that those people who are mentally challenged are r-worded when I don’t think of them that way. R-worded people that do f-wording stupid things are r-worded! Does this logic make any sense? Or am I being completely r-worded on this one…
In the name of satire (according to Sarah Palin’s definition <– please check out the embedded video), I’ve collected a list of items that I consider r-worded, in relation to Actors! who played r-words on film.
Pretend that they’re the R-Word A-Wards:
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- R-WORDED COMEDY – “There’s Something About Mary” (which isn’t as bad as “The Ringer,” I guess)
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- R-WORDED DIRECTOR – M. Night Shyamalan (Proof – “The Village,” “Lady in the Water,” “The Happening”)
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- R-WORDED IDEA – Radio riding downhill in a shopping cart… unless someone’s filming it for Break.com
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- R-WORDED HAIRCUT – Come on Gilbert Grape, take better care of your brother.
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- R-WORDED USE FOR A BELT – Book Binder (AWESOME USE FOR A SLING BLADE – Murder Weapon)
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- R-WORDED BEATLES MOTIF – “All you need is love…” and better traction on your shoes when you’re carrying a cake
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- REGULAR LENNIE – He only wanted to tend the rabbits (R-WORDED LENNY – He hung out with Squiggy)
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- R-WORDED LOVE STORY – ‘Nuff said (“The Other Sister”)
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- Ben Stiller’s character in “Tropic Thunder” went full r-word in “Simple Jack”…
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- …and so did Tommy Wiseau in “The Room.”
BONUS: My unexplainable crush on Meghan McCain might have regained some steam after I realized her opinion of Sarah Palin’s opinion complements my opinion. Video here.
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