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InASense, Lost… A Pole Dancer Doll? I Give Up

September 10, 2009

Put a fork in me.  I’m done.  No seriously.  I’m totally cooked in inside, or roasted, or toasted, or melty gooey.  Forget the fork; get a pitchfork. 

Even though it’s not available here (although lest we forget, we still have Bratz Dolls… go hourglass figure), this still exists in the world:

pole_dance_doll

Are the coke habit and bastard child being watched by mom sold separately?

Naive me first thought that the doll might be this kind of Poll Dancer: 

polldancer

"I'm taking a survey... It'll cost you $1 per answer."

Even if it’s culturally insensitive (but it’s okay to say because I am one), this would have been an acceptable Pole Dancer toy: 

poledancer

The Polish are good at four things: dancing, drinking, and counting.

I mean, with that doll existing, what’s the worst that could happen? 

babypoledance

Are there enough pitchforks to go-go around?

2 Comments leave one →
  1. madamelibrarian permalink
    September 11, 2009 2:58 am

    Ahh. Thanks for sharing this. Hilarious Pole Dancers joke (I’m one, too!).

    Re: That last photo. Reminds me of MJ holding his baby off the balcony. Therefore, whoever is doing this to that baby will likely be killed in a drug-related homicide, as well. Only stands to reason.

  2. sgottahurt permalink*
    September 11, 2009 10:49 am

    A fellow Polock? Well I never knew… next time I’m in town, or if you make it over my way, let’s get everyone together to change some lightbulbs!

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