Oh, They Only Pick On You Because They’re Jealous – The Tom Cruise Story
Poor Tom Cruise… I think I’m growing a soft spot for the little guy. Of late, he’s making the talk show circuit to promote his new movie, “Valkyrie,” and every time I’ve caught his interview, something inside me dies.
It’s pitiful, really, how much pandering he seems to have to go through to get back into the public’s good graces. Back in the day, when he kept his life private – Mega Movie Star. Since “meeting” Katie Holmes and doing that crazy interview on Oprah - not so much.
(Although I must say this: when I’m 44, if I hook up with a woman 16 years younger than me, I can’t promise I’m not jumping on some couches, too. Hopefully, she’s hotter than Holmes.)
Watch his appearance on Letterman last night and tell me if it doesn’t feel like the sap just wants to be liked?
He’s trying too hard, and it reeks of bad parental advice. Imagine:
Mommy, they’re being mean to me at school. I don’t think nobody likes me.
To which Mommy (a.k.a. Daddy Hubbard or Uncle Miscavige) replies:
They’re jealous, my boy. You can’t let them get to you. Just get back out there and be the best you you can be. If they pick on you – ignore them. Better yet… laugh with them.
A lot of good it did me, Mom. All I have to show for being the best me I can be is an ass-kicking that left me with a head scar and a detached testicle. Thanks for a lifetime of explaning why my nutsack hangs to my knees, and that no, I did not steal your _____!
lol – That’s so true. Poor Tom Cruise, running to old Daddy Hubbard :D